BALLYMONEY,S FINEST SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS ARE GETTING SET TO GO TO LEGENDARY PRODUCER OWEN MORRIS STUDIO IN EDINBRUGH TO RECORD THEIR FIRST EP, THE MAN WHO HAS PRODUCED BANDS LIKE ASH , OASIS AND MOST RECENTLY SCOTTISH ROCKERS THE VIEW IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THEM HE HAS THEM AS HIS TOP FRIEND ON HIS MYSPACE PAGE ...THE FUTURES BRIGHT FOR THIS BAND , WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!!!!
[quote:b51909ac8b]ok,altogether now....LETS BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR LOCAL BANDS THAT ARE ON THE WAY UP AND NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.....thats better.[/quote:b51909ac8b]
HAPPY? I'm delighted for him. Anyone who gets noticed and taken into a studio on the strength of a myspace page which has none of his own music on it deserves a lot of credit and respect. I merely meant that reading the comments on this thread and the other similar one on the exact same subject (why?) is hilarious. Well done that man.
[quote:1ffecda501="artyfufkin"][quote:1ffecda501]ok,altogether now....LETS BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR LOCAL BANDS THAT ARE ON THE WAY UP AND NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.....thats better.[/quote:1ffecda501]
HAPPY? I'm delighted for him. Anyone who gets noticed and taken into a studio[/quote:1ffecda501]
Bear in mind we don't know any details on what "snapped up" or "taken into a studio" means, nor who instigated the dialogue between the two parties. For example, if I pay ~1500$ a day Steve Albini will snap me up and record me at Electrical, but I'd hardly say its a ringing endorsement that I've any future musical greatness ahead of me.
Does a band actually exist (given that it looks like he's advertising for band members in the other thread), or was it a case that the producer answered "yeah, sure, I'll record your EP"
To me, this looks like rather hyped up nonsense really. I'm just jealous really.
you dont know this guy,he may do a marcus music style shooting spree on your asses.
where would fastfude be then?we'd have to import bitches from eastern europe,teach them propa engleesh and sarcasm.
ballymoney has a high gun ownership rate due to its rather rural location and perpensity for country persuits.makes u think....mm:070:
"IMAGINARY BAND KILLS METAL FORUM,SOCIAL WORKER,THEN SELF"
Im a believer,dont kill me.
this is not funny
this does not deliver
I love the way it says "Ballymoney's finest suicide dolphin bombers" in the initial post as if to confirm that Ballymoney has suicide dolphin bombers of a lower grade available. Perhaps for those on a budget.
Just out of interest, what is a suicide dolphin bomber? An angry middle eastern kid at sea world?
iv just read all your replies and have to say the one that says go easy on him then shows my picture with geraldine i offer that man or woman a bear knuckle fight outside the city hall morning noon or night let me know,, as for the band i have almost a band but that doesnt matter owen morris never mentioned me having a band he just likes my song s and i can see your point on getting a producer off that calliber to record me just because of a myspace page yeah ill agree that was pretty amazing anyhoo check out my lyrics some are good ie dla superstar and lost and some are quiet shite but thats the way it goes cheers scotty
[quote:2d0c956566="salfhal"]Try not to be too mean
[url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016[/url][/quote:2d0c956566] ill kick your fuck in :evil:
This one time I was in the Crown Bar, way before the smoking ban and stuff and all the boothes were full but when I looked into this one near the back there's this fellah sitting there and he says sure come on in, so I shove into the booth and then I see it's David Hasselhoff and I'm like sweet and then he buys a couple of rounds of massive cocktails and hes blocked and he says give us that pack of fegs and I'll suck your cock for you.
[quote:d173419997="leesub60"]you really need to look into that dodgy 'owen morris' myspace page, sir.
i would think someone's playing a nasty prank on you.[/quote:d173419997] ok your right, someones imposteringowen morris lol wise up
[quote:aba7247abf="dolphin bombers"][quote:aba7247abf="leesub60"]you really need to look into that dodgy 'owen morris' myspace page, sir.
i would think someone's playing a nasty prank on you.[/quote:aba7247abf] ok your right, someones imposteringowen morris lol wise up[/quote:aba7247abf]
more to the point, i think it's probably someone you know who's winding you up.
i was expecting a bigger pounding than i have already got, thanx to all that took part i knew it was gonna happening i have got my little 2 minutes of fame and you all wont forget SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS in a hurry well ok maybe you have already seriously but i have a dream and i think it will happen with a little help from owen i do need some band members so get in touch even if your in muckamore , gransha or the ross thopmson i think this might actually help cheers scotty ps i love u all and you know it big manhugs xxx
[quote:f31c16b983="dolphin bombers"][quote:f31c16b983="salfhal"]Try not to be too mean
[url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016[/url][/quote:f31c16b983] ill kick your fuck in :evil:[/quote:f31c16b983]
No. You really won't, apologies if you took it offensively, I meant no harm.
If the dude on that MySpace told you he's Owen Morris, then he's playing a sick joke on you...
On the other hand, if you've dreamt this up, as you've admitted to for the band in question, surley just admitting it would be easier?
changed it for personal reasons? what, same layout cos your bezzies4life? this is brilliant.