1. avatar Le Sac Magique
    anyone seen any of the latest episodes?
    seen "passion of christ 2" there. it's quality, watch out for the pinnochio scene in particular
  2. avatar greensleevesisgod
    The best Episode was 'when you wish upon a Weinstein'

    Optimus Prime, you're a jew???
  3. avatar tenrabbits
    My favourite is Lethal Weapons - worth it just for the 10 minute running fight at the end..
  4. avatar Ron Throd
    I'm with greensleeves here - I nearly prolapsed laughing when Optimus appeared... :lol
  5. avatar T Entertainment
    On a related note, has anyone seen South Park's The Passion of The Jew yet?
    I nearly did myself a mischief, I tells ya.
  6. avatar tenrabbits
    Looking forward to seeing that one.. if there's ever a movie that needs the South Park treatment it's that one..
  7. avatar greensleevesisgod
    The south park where Cartman starts a christian band is priceless.

    ''You're black! Of course you can play bass guitar''
  8. avatar xfirefishx
    Er, the only South Park I have ever seen in full is the one when Cartman dresses as a robot, I hated SP when I was younger but Family Guy is absolutely brilliant. When you wish upon a Weinstein was a classic!
  9. avatar Ron Throd
    "Passion of the Jew" is brilliant - very well written episode. I'm not a big fan of South Park as a rule, I'll always be a Simpsons man over anything (even though we have all seen each episode repeated to death).

    And to make this topic slightly more local music related, prize to whoever gets this question right -

    Les Claypool was rumoured to be playing bass for a band who played the front page a few years ago as a special guest - he never showed and the band in question arrived (with no soundcheck) to play their set around midnight - who were the band?
  10. avatar The Almighty Whip
    Stewie at the motel phone:-
    [quote]1111111... Lois? Damn!
    1111112... Lois? Damn!

    Or when asked to "Say a few words" when they bury Brian's mom:-

    [quote]And god said unto Abraham,"You must kill your firstborn son Isaac" and Abraham said unto God, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." and God replied "Oh I'm sorry, is this any better? Check, check, 1, 2, Jerry pull the high end out I'm getting a little hiss back here".....[/quote]
  11. avatar kingbowski
    One of the best quotes from thee show:

    [quote]Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
    Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
    Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
    Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
    Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
    Bellboy(spanish): Que?[/quote]

    Oh, and in that new episode where in the trailer for 'Passion Of The Christ 2: Crucify This' where Jesus and Chris Tucker are driving away from the cops:

    [quote]Tucker: You crazy Jesus! You CRAZY!
    Jesus: That's what my ex-wife said.[/quote]

    Aww, just, love it. LOL. I could just sit on [url="http://www.familyguyquotes.com"]this site[/url] all day and read.

  12. avatar Ron Throd
    Ah, what a way to spend the day in work... the above website led me to a Simpsons one, which led me to this...

    "Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
    Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
    Troy McClure: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay."

    Goodbye credit control, hello random bursts of laughter
  13. avatar huggy baps
    i feckin love family guy!! its hard to pick one out cos i tend to bust my balls laughin at them all, although i do love the cheerleader/american beauty episode where quagmire finds the blondie tied up in the toilets
    "dear diary.....jackpot"
  14. avatar ChristBaitRising
    Family Guy blows them all out of the water .... There is a new series coming isnt there ? I keep hearing that a new series is just out in the states but all the epidode titles just sound a little too familiar to me ... I aspire to be Quagmire ...

    Quagmire: I find this stragely arousing.
    (Window slams down)
    Quagmire: (dials phone) Hey 911, yeah its me Quagmire, yeah its in a window this time.
  15. avatar greensleevesisgod
    Fmaily guy is definatley the best.

    Spiderman: 'Everybody gets one'

    'Pea'....'Tear'....'Gryphon'... :rollin
  16. avatar brianmcf
    New episode of family guy is widely available on t'internet.
    Its a fantastic episode too, up there with the best

    "Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This"
  17. avatar playennui
    I got to page four of the Homer Simpson page until I could take no more, damn work and damn my boss sitting right opposite me.

    Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
    Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

    It all got too much
  18. avatar Blamethrower
    Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
    Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

  19. avatar Blamethrower
    Tom Tucker: Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children ... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain

    i fuppin heart the family guy.
  20. avatar huggy baps
    which one was it that had the fight with the chicken that went on for ages? it was pretty hilarious, as was the pertoria one
  21. avatar davethetimekeeper
    "chicken....gave me...a bad coupon" :rollin
  22. avatar kingbowski
    Maybe this is a sign that I watch it too much (can you watch Family Guy too much?) but the fight with the chicken was 'Da Boom!', the ep with the turn of the millennium. Ahh, tis great.

  23. avatar huggy baps
    aye thats the one, i have the series' on dvd but couldnt be bothered finding out for myself
    hilarious stuff
  24. avatar kingbowski
    [quote]Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
    Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?[/quote]

    Brilliant. Plus when I heard it at first I was like "Ap!" as Robert Fulton is me dad's name. Yes, funny to me. LOL.

  25. avatar RaymusMunt
    American Dad is pretty good too ... there's a pilot episode floating about the internet.
    Worth a gander.
  26. avatar ConOhCrap
    Best Quote.

    News Reader; 'and now for the black weather'
    Black weather man; 'IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!'

    i nearly cried...

    what episode was it when peter turned the house into a puppet?? anyone remember... was only a short clip.