Dressed in black and wearing a wig.....that KISS tribute band were in town last weekend. Coincidence? Hmmm.
Hang on - that's my bloody hat, isn't it?!
so what you are saying is, there may have been more than one wig wearer involved......
Maybe it was fanjo, and they just thought there was no way a dude had hair that similar to Claudia Schiffer.
It's true what they say, certain things can haunt you all your life. Just like Syphillis...