1. avatar frajam
    .......Least want to gig with????

    For me it would be Elton John.

    I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole :wink:
  2. avatar The enfant terrible
    Kurt Cobain - Smelly Tramp
  3. avatar rl-vl
    Paul Moore.
  4. avatar remedy malahide
    [quote:b55bba1be6]I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole [/quote:b55bba1be6]
    Bit homophobic that?
  5. avatar kinta1
    tis!

    disgusting that sort of behaviour

    how dare someone hold them prehistoric views in the modern world when assholes are obviously the new fanyards ;-)
  6. avatar T Entertainment
    [quote:fd64e82a3b="frajam"].......Least want to gig with????

    For me it would be Elton John.

    I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole :wink:[/quote:fd64e82a3b]


    ROFL!

    Cretin.
  7. avatar Chi-Lite
    Hardly homophobic though. :wink:
  8. avatar T Entertainment
    I suppose if you've problems with the issue of homosexuality already, you might not think so.
    Otherwise, it blatantly has a homophobic subtext.
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  9. avatar trepanner
    It is homophobic, the implication that homosexuals are also bum-rapists is plainly a fundamentally homophobic viewpoint. :D


    (runs away)
  10. avatar Chi-Lite
    Ha, fair enough, that implication is well homophobic.

    I was just going on thon thing quoted, i didn't even read the first bit. I suppose, to presume that Elton John would rape the arse of ye because he's gay is well homophobic, aye. :lol:

    Although Paul Doherty has an interesting story to tell in that regard, about Paul Weller, haven't ye Doc?
    :lol: :lol:
  11. avatar jonnywad
    Didn't know that it was a prerequisite of playing with Elton John that you get your arse buggered?
  12. avatar Chi-Lite
    You never know, he is a well known diva.

    It could be part of the rider.
  13. avatar T Entertainment
    Yeah, and if you tour with Jay-Z, watch out for your wallet!!!!!! ROFL LOLZ

    After all those black chaps are a bit light fingered, what?
    Much like the gays and their rampant arse touching.
  14. avatar Thedevilsfavouriteson
    i wouldnt wanna play with jay-z he has too many problems.lucky his bitch aint one.
  15. avatar trepanner
    The Varionis; Autorun; the TPO; The Vals; Arcane.

    Have I missed any?
  16. avatar Chi-Lite
    any what?

    And here, I was talking purely about Elton john as a person, not our homosexual friends of all hues. :lol:

    "I don't mean that we're better than jesus as a person, or a thing, or whatever it is"
  17. avatar trepanner
    [quote:ab839379b9="Chi-Lite"]any what?[/quote:ab839379b9]

    Any local bands with members with "foot-in-mouth" syndrome, that have enacted EPIC FAIL upon these very pages for the public's viewing pleasure, that kind of thing?
  18. avatar Chi-Lite
    pah!

    I scoff at you, trepanner.

    Scoff! :lol:
  19. avatar trepanner
    Hey, I'm not complaining, you're the reason I keep coming back!

    (now that Prog has gone.. sniffle)
  20. avatar Chi-Lite
    :-D It will be a sad sad day when we can no longer rip the piss out of Elton John
  21. avatar unplugged
    Gary Glitter is a definite no no
  22. avatar trepanner
    I [i:dec5c72c81]DID[/i:dec5c72c81] miss one!!
  23. avatar pauldoherty
    [quote:b8d9888961="Chi-Lite"]Ha, fair enough, that implication is well homophobic.


    Although Paul Doherty has an interesting story to tell in that regard, about Paul Weller, haven't ye Doc?
    :lol: :lol:[/quote:b8d9888961]

    Is true Malone......but I'll not bore people with detail.... :lol: :lol:
  24. avatar frajam
    Just to make it clear im not a homophobe. In fact i love the gays :-D Queen are afterall my favourite band :)

    That 'exit hole entry hole' business is a quote i merely lifted from ' Ali G indahouse ' Crap film i know.

    Elton John? Personally i wish he had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury. I just dont like the guy.

    Doubt much tis will stop the rant :roll:
  25. avatar Captain Kennedy
    [quote:f9cc675903="Thedevilsfavouriteson"]i wouldnt wanna play with jay-z he has too many problems.lucky his bitch aint one.[/quote:f9cc675903]

    99 to be exact.
  26. avatar PhatBob
    McFly - I reckon they'd show me up for the hack that I am...see how many number ones yer man's written?
  27. avatar pauldoherty
    [quote:d8284f67e6="trepanner"][quote:d8284f67e6="Chi-Lite"]any what?[/quote:d8284f67e6]

    Any local bands with members with "foot-in-mouth" syndrome, that have enacted EPIC FAIL upon these very pages for the public's viewing pleasure, that kind of thing?[/quote:d8284f67e6]

    This is true,and Marty is the king.....but it's all a bit of craic sure.
    I think some bands think they will make a career by ball-licking on fastfude......sorry guys it aint happening :lol: :lol:
  28. avatar Chi-Lite
    Aye, but you're forgetting that I win.

    :lol:
  29. avatar pauldoherty
    But you do talk some balls like.... :-D
  30. avatar Chi-Lite
    Big chunky balls of truth and enlightenment.
    :lol:
  31. avatar comprachio
    Sweet weeping Jesus. Frajam is the real life Alan Partridge...
  32. avatar pauldoherty
    :lol: :lol:
  33. avatar Chi-Lite
    no no....

    that would be john Rossi. :D

    "I'd never let that happen...he'd [i:aac1f1e416]batter[/i:aac1f1e416] you"
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  34. avatar pauldoherty
    I second that.....and I'd say John would agree

    'A thick slice of Thin Lizzy'
  35. avatar spiceworld
    they are not deaf offenders are they ??
  36. avatar pauldoherty
    Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer, Robert Moon. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert?
    Robert Moon: Well, the way things is going, I dunno...
    Alan Partridge: Can you just answer yes, for the purposes of a joke?
    Robert Moon: ...Yes.
    Alan Partridge: Well, then, you must be a *full* moon!
    [pause]
    Alan Partridge: Hello?
    Robert Moon: I'm still here.
    Alan Partridge: I was... I was just making a pun on your name.
    Robert Moon: Oh. Oh, right.
    Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer.
    [hangs up]
    Alan Partridge: Old Robert a bit slow on the uptake there, dunno what he had for breakfast this morning... Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap
  37. avatar nonlogic liam
    [quote:a189b7de0f]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:a189b7de0f]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...
  38. avatar The enfant terrible
    [quote:1b4a08815f="nonlogic liam"][quote:1b4a08815f]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:1b4a08815f]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...[/quote:1b4a08815f]

    You'd make it onto mine.
  39. avatar That Man Fanjo
    Certainly, I accept that not all homosexualists are rapists, but recent data produced by a number of prominent researchers* has suggested that you are much more likely to be bummed off by a gay than by anyone else.








    [size=9:67bd7282ab]*ie, random thoughts going around my head.[/size:67bd7282ab]
  40. avatar kypp
    My first post!
    99.9% of the bands/artist in todays media. Horrible stuff.
  41. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    I'd hate to play with colenso parade. Bogmen arsebags with too much to say for themselves.
  42. avatar The enfant terrible
    I wouldn't want to play with any gays either. Include blacks, women and old people in that too.
  43. avatar frajam
    [quote:6299026bf5="nonlogic liam"][quote:6299026bf5]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:6299026bf5]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...[/quote:6299026bf5]

    Top 10??

    Cant think of anyone and havnt at all really. Just that gobshite Elton would do nicely :-)
  44. avatar TheJaneBradfords
    Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"
  45. avatar The Old New
  46. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:02163c5510="TheJaneBradfords"]Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"[/quote:02163c5510]

    that's mad, i was just watching that last night.

    Houl on, you posted that last night!

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT VERY EPISODE OF BRASS EYE AT ALMOST EXACTLY THE TIME YOU WERE POSTING THAT QUOTE FROM IT!!!!

    oooeeeeoooooeeeeeeooooooeeeee! :shock:
  47. avatar nonlogic liam
    Yes, but your all missing a vital point... It is commonly known that most/all armies are institutionally homophobic. Therefore, surely, sending a big bunch of mincers into the battle field, with Kylie blasting in the background, is enough to make any red blooded homophobe retreat in terror. I envisage that in the next twenty years we will see a special detachment of super-gay soldiers (dressed in bondage gear) heading to "failed" countries, it would scare the sh-it out of them...
  48. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:181a85a579="nonlogic liam"]It is commonly known that most/all armies are institutionally homophobic.[/quote:181a85a579]

    Ha, funny, I'd have said almost the exact opposite. Sure they're all bumming each other in them armies.
  49. avatar feline1
    [quote:1ed478a62d="Chi-Lite"]Hardly homophobic though. :wink:[/quote:1ed478a62d]


    I agree Marty, the stereotype that all gay men are predatory rapists isn't in the least homophobic, and I for one will be keeping my back to the wall when Elton John is around, just incase he accidently fists me when I'm not looking.
  50. avatar feline1
    [quote:d8a31073ef="frajam"]

    Elton John? Personally i wish he had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury. I just dont like the guy.
    [/quote:d8a31073ef]


    This is a fair point, and must tell us all something about Elton's ability to get laid for an entire decade :lol:

    I'd love to see that on Parky or Wogan:
    "So Elton, you were one of the 70s and 80s gayest queens, and yet, you're still alive - what happened? Where you too busy getting in and out of those costumes to ever actually have sex?" etc etc
  51. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:21dce36a0d="feline1"][quote:21dce36a0d="Chi-Lite"]Hardly homophobic though. :wink:[/quote:21dce36a0d]


    I agree Marty, the stereotype that all gay men are predatory rapists isn't in the least homophobic[/quote:21dce36a0d]

    Who said anything about "all gay men"....isn't that a bit of a generalisation? Stereotypical, in fact.

    Weren't we talking about Elton John? Does he somehow represent "all gay men"?

    fuck, I hope not. Cause he's a prick like. :-D
  52. avatar feline1
    [quote:784eb29c7a="Chi-Lite"] Cause he's a prick like. :-D[/quote:784eb29c7a]

    Well you would know if anyone does, dear... :-D
  53. avatar Chi-Lite
    on ya boy ye! :lol:
  54. avatar feline1
    how DIDN'T get get AIDS though?!?

    I remember a programme about sex from the 80s where Elton John came on and advised everyone to "lubricate your knob". Top sex advice there from a Knight of the Realm.
  55. avatar artofdarkness
  56. avatar tinpot anto
    [quote:db982b8596]Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"[/quote:db982b8596]

    What's really funny is this is incredibly similar to an actual argument used during a debate on the "Don't Ask, Won't Tell" rule for the US Military.

    I think the guy said something about soldiers sometimes having to huddle together, naked, for warmth and the awkwardness that would be caused if one of them got wood.

    no shit.