1. avatar Kes Carew
    Happy Birthday to Andrew Griswold who is 30 today. No doubt he'll be spending it curled up on the sofa with a his girl, sipping wine, watching a few DVDs and joking about the craic he had in the office today.

    What, is he ME?

    Many Happy returns wretch-ball, hope you're barely alive by the time you reach 31, and partially dead by 32!

    Kill me!
  2. avatar ssmcmullan
    at least you didn't spend until 4am on your 30th birthday putting up 400 posters for a gig your not playing in towns you never heard of....happy birthday fruit
  3. avatar EPK
    It's the only way he can get out. It counts as his social life.
    Plus it takes hours off his community service sentence.
    Happy Birthday, wretch.
    Here's to a new life and a smart new wheelie-bin.
  4. avatar feline1
    A whole wheelie bin?
    I heard he was just getting a waste-paper basket.
    Feline2 is 30 as well, I can't say I've noticed any improvement.
    Wretches the lot of 'em.
  5. avatar gregoriavitch
    yeah, happy birthday griswold!

    has anyone seen my wheelie bin anywhere? was there last night....
  6. avatar whosbainejakey
    Happy birthday, wretch?
    See you at Therapy? tonight?

  7. avatar Captain Anomie
    its been a good three @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ 30 you say! @#%$ @#%$
    but since @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ eh!!

    @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ eoghan @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ andrew!!!
  8. avatar rudedoodle
    Happy Birthday.

    My gift to you is a faceful of pepperspray & a kick on the @#%$.

  9. avatar baby doll xoxo
    My first post!
    happy birthday andy!!

    can't believe u lot were out til 4 postering!! thank f*ck i didn't go with yaz in the end!!!

    u better appreciate yer present.. i was in abbeycentre at 11 this mornin.. and u know how i feel about mornings

    belfast is wick for present buying!!!
  10. avatar T Entertainment
    Surely now is the time to return to the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth?

    30 is the new 20. 20 is the new 10.
    10 is *****insert all too predictable line here*****.

    As Guy Telford would say: 'Get knotted!'.
  11. avatar fastfude
    I think Therapy? should drag him onstage and cover "30 forever" or "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-punk!"
  12. avatar zebulon
    Here Claire:
    [quote]My gift to you is a faceful of pepperspray & a kick on the @#%$.[/quote]
    That's amongst the funniest things I've ever read on fastfude!
  13. avatar rudedoodle
    Yes but it's funny if you know the story behind it.
    Andy is an absolute wretch.

    I think Goatboy still has my pepperspray.
  14. avatar s00z
    i like andy.
    he's not that wretched.
    its all pretend.
  15. avatar Eamonn Evangelists
    Yeah, he's soft in the inside. Sure, have you not seen his Bryan Adams CD collection?
  16. avatar ssmcmullan
    i think i heard that story before
  17. avatar s00z
    andy.. if you EVER do that..
    i will kill u myself!
  18. avatar leesub60
    My first post!
    ballycastle? bushmills? portrush? portstewart? ballymoney? 400 posters? my big bellend? mully's potato fetish? on your birthday?!?
    happy effing birthday you big @#%$.
  19. avatar baby doll xoxo
    [quote]Maybe though the time has finally come for me to wise up and settle down with a wife, some kids, a job, a mortgage and some decent hobbies[/quote]


    please god no!!!!!!
  20. avatar exportsimsie
    happy birthday. its another year closer to your inevitable death. hurry up!!
  21. avatar nonlogic liam
    grizwolds ideal birthday...

    Wake up 3 p.m. covered in piss. go to kitchen make some vegan slop that resembles scat diaria. Go watch national lampoons for the 1000 time. 6p.m spend 2 hours on the toilet (reasons still undiscovered). 8.30p.m. put on anal beard followed by byran adams, apparently great going out music. 9.00 p.m Venture to the nearest kiddies park ...........................................etc etc etc.

    12.00 a.m make jokes that involve "what, im I you", "Theres your house" ETCTETCTCETCE. 1.00a.m. Appear at some poor wretches house pissed and destroy it. 1.10A.M. fall asleep on his floor. 6.00 A.M. DISAPPEAR back to your hovel in temple Patrick to destroy your self.

    happy birthday @#%$ face.
  22. avatar ssmcmullan
    [quote]12.00 a.m make jokes that involve "what, im I you", "Theres your house" [/quote]

    thats basically all he said last night
  23. avatar T Entertainment
    I first heard Griswold say 'that's your tea/house/Dad'
    14 years ago.

    It's got funnier every year since.
  24. avatar feline1
    That's cos the first time, it WAS your dad
  25. avatar feline1
    In that case, Sir, I'd thank you to GET UP THEM STAIRS! :-O
  26. avatar ssmcmullan
    Yep today, he is trading in his drumkit and mic for some slippers and a nice cup of tea.

    Come celebrate his birthday [url=http://www.fastfude.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2900]here.[/url]
  27. avatar Daz
    Happy birthday, you old git!
  28. avatar EPK
    Happy Birthday, wretch. You can have the remote control in the dayroom, and an extra helping of porridge, as we know corn flakes hurt your gums and make you even more incontinent.
  29. avatar Meerium
    happy birthday you wretch. i hope you find a suitable skip to celebrate in.
  30. avatar fastfude
    Happy Birthday you wakling emoticon. Clearly, this requires a :smt117
  31. avatar smittennn
    there's this flickr that Roger took of Andy being NOT a wretch here:

  32. avatar goatboy
    Yes, but Andrew was being a total wretch that night. Spit in beard?

    Anyway, happy birthday fruit.
  33. avatar captain a
    My first post!

    its downhill all the way from here.
  34. avatar Ciaran Mackle

    He's twice my age!
  35. avatar ssmcmullan
    He spent his birthday in a skip sucking down on weevils and slugs. He wouldn't share.
  36. avatar nonlogic liam
    happy birthday you rancid fruit.
  37. avatar Andrew
    Old and lovin' it. Fuck you all.
  38. avatar Eamonn Evangelists
    Notice how I didn't wish you a happy birthday.
  39. avatar T Entertainment
    Hitting the big 3-4 today.
  40. avatar tinpot anto
    I remember when he was 30.
  41. avatar I'mDead
    I remember when he was dead. And by remember I mean 'wish'.
  42. avatar Bones
    I hope you get aids for your birthday, people born in June are clearly superior.
  43. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    34 is no 33.

    happy birthday. Has it really been 4 years since thon Therapy! gig
  44. avatar tinpot anto
    Soon we'll all be dead.
  45. avatar Warren Drugs
    Thank fĂșck.
  46. avatar fastfude
    Happy Birthday you mild-mannered, bingo-playing, tea drinking, park-strolling gentleman. Whoops, Crimewatch got the description wrong again.
  47. avatar [misterbillz]
    Happy Birthday big dawg.
  48. avatar Baronation
    Nothing says happy birthday like a fastfude/myspace/bebo message.
  49. avatar nonlogic liam
    Happy birthday loser. Hope your mum likes my HMV voucher. Riga rocks.
  50. avatar T Entertainment
    Everyone's favourite vegetarian sex pest is 35 today.
    Cups of herbal tea and heroin all round!
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  51. avatar The Ronster
    Happy Birthday you bastard.
  52. avatar Revenge Therapy
    happy birthday!
  53. avatar penthouserehersal
    happy birthday :smt113
  54. avatar leesub60
    have a good one!
  55. avatar Eamonn Evangelists
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    You smell like a monkey
    Cause you hang out at the zoo. :smt113
  56. avatar T Entertainment
  57. avatar danbastard
    For fuck sake is he still alive.
  58. avatar fastfude
    Happy Birthday Lars Ulrich's evil twin!
  59. avatar feline1
    what a wretch!

    What's he doing to celebrate? Playing a gig in the Faroe Islands?
  60. avatar my-angel-rocks
    Happy Birthday
  61. avatar Backfire
    Happy Birthday squire!
  62. avatar sera
    Happy Birthday Sir! Hope you have a good one!
  63. avatar Andrew
    Thank you all. I had a good day. I went to see Prom Night (bad!) and Superhero Movie (great!) then had a group curry at the Moghul.

    The [i:fbe68a5739]kerrrazy[/i:fbe68a5739] partying then continued in a field in Naas. There really is no better way to ring in 35 than by standing in a trash-strewn field with 40,000 spides while Bon Jovi smarm through their hits a mile away. And waiting to get out of the car park for an hour and a half while farmers in jester's hats try to start fights with your brand new VW is only the icing on the cake!
  64. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    Another pityful year gone.

    Have a lovely day. xx
  65. avatar exportsimsie
    Yes, happy birthday again, doc!

    See you a wee bit later!
  66. avatar The Fires of Hell
    Another year, more shame. Happy birthday wunderkind.
  67. avatar feline1
    Didn't Griswold recently go to the north pole to build a top secret base from which he can live as an evil genius and wreak a terrible vengeance upon the rest of mankind?
  68. avatar Sukimonster
    Andrew Griswold is like sooooooooo 2001.
  69. avatar feline1
    [quote:b599b7555d="Sukimonster"]Andrew Griswold is like sooooooooo 2001.[/quote:b599b7555d]

    yeah but sukimonster is so late 1999...
  70. avatar thehoesloverose
    Happy Birthday, you Dennis-the-Menace-Stripey-Jumper-Wearing Fuck.
  71. avatar Andrew
    36 is no 35.
  72. avatar I'mDead
    'Still alive' is no 'I wish you were dead'.
  73. avatar Cheeses Christ
    And what better way to mark the passing of another year than to have a cup of steaming hot coffee emptied over your crotch?
  74. avatar danbastard
    Shouldn't you be frantically scratching at your coffin lid, Andrew? ETC ETC ETC ETC
  75. avatar I'mDead
    From 'kescarew' to 'ImDead' in 6 sorry years...

    BLAST ME!!
  76. avatar nicestmaninrock
    Hes like the big brother I never wanted because I already have 2 of the c@nts