--(please note, the following advertisment is written mostly in the style of jack black)--
Hey, Im getting a band going. Not just any band though. It will be a great rock and roll band, and whether we conquer the world is up to you. I play rythm and we have a very good drummer.
I have a lot of good tunes, that will eventually destroy the world with their all out rock stance.
We are looking for a bassist with ideas, about 18-22 years old. You have to be able to play, but not to any great level. This band is about ideas, and good ideas make excellent songs. If you are influenced by any of the following it is a plus - pixies, nirvana, qotsa,foo fighters, weezer, radiohead, oasis, jimmieatworld, chillis, the cure, etc. etc. the list can go on, but you get the jist.
We are also looking for a rocking guitarist, wether you play good or great, wether you play lead or rythm, that don't matter. What matters my feline friend is that you, yes you! have ideas that rock my mind and blow my human brain. We dont discriminnate, so anyone with two arms and who belongs to the human race is invited to enter our domain.
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