1. avatar T Entertainment

    And why, look down there! It's 2007 all over again. Halcyon days!
  2. avatar SweetDickWilly
    Did Bob The Builder survive?
  3. avatar T Entertainment
    No one was sure if he was a fenian or a hun, and in the confusion he was whisked away to a waiting helicopter.
  4. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    [quote:98f194cb2b]he was whisked away to a waiting helicopter.

  5. avatar 10rapid
    This place just gets better...
  6. avatar SimonC
    I blame Wendy for flashing.
  7. avatar PeteLovesToBoogie
    sex crime and tonic wine like whhaaa

    in all seriousness though, any excuse for a riot isnt it? st paddys! riot! 12th! riot! christmas! riot!
  8. avatar Leif Bodnarchuk
    Awesome, now i know what to get everyone for x-mas

  9. avatar T Entertainment
    [quote:63cc0a0015="Dirty Stevie Grizz"][quote:63cc0a0015]he was whisked away to a waiting helicopter.


    Reports are coming in Budgie has been shot down by dissident Play People! There are no further details.
  10. avatar Deestroyer
    They're quite right! Things are bad enough here without fuckers like Bob coming over here and stealing our jobs!
  11. avatar savagebilliards
    Well when you invite a rogue tradesman to perform tracks from his 'Never Mind The Breezeblocks' album what do you expect? Anarchy will insue!
  12. avatar paperlanterns
    Id forgotten budgie existed…he was pretty great
  13. avatar T Entertainment
    He doesn't any more, he's been blown to pieces with a surface to air missile.
    Fired by these motherfucking dissident Play People Somali pirates!

  14. avatar Deestroyer
    Some exclusive images taken along castle street last night. The fucking bastards.

  15. avatar Sir Bob Gelding
    Some more...
  16. avatar my-angel-rocks

    Hmm, I think I'll avoid parking anywhere near Castle Street tonight
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  17. avatar paperlanterns
    you'll not have to bring a car at all, by the looks of that photo theres now trains on castle street...wild handy!
  18. avatar Deestroyer
    Irrefutable evidence of PSNI heavy handedness.




    Fucking bastards...
  19. avatar Deadlights
    Isnt that a speed camera he's hodling to his head?

    Think fast!
  20. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:dffccb6e58="Deadlights"]Isnt that a speed camera he's holding to his head?[/quote:dffccb6e58]

    Of course, its heavy and good for clubbing people with.
  21. avatar Deadlights
    Surely not?! The PSNI show some initiative?
  22. avatar atomike
    he's hoping the rays from the speed camera will give him cancer!
  23. avatar JTM
    [quote:04c79bd25d="atomike"]he's hoping the rays from the speed camera will give him cancer![/quote:04c79bd25d]

    He should save himself some pain and
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  24. avatar Deestroyer
    I think you'll find that if you look at it in close up, it's actually a desert eagle .90

  25. avatar dolphin bombers
    calm down everyone it wasnt a real riot it was only us doing our videoshoot for our next single... riot song http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9SVBiVFVEYjZ1OUE=
  26. avatar Silversun
    As this guy said:

    [quote:a91909de5c]The Christmas “celebrations” on Tuesday evening were yet another stark reminder, if any more were needed, that the City is filled with a disproportionate number of thick, cheaply clothed, mentally deficient idiots intent on missing the point of virtually everything.

    Several morons were reported to have been involved in the Belfast City “Christmas Massacre” on Tuesday, no doubt partially angered by the fact that “Bob the fictional non existent human being Builder” was the “celebrity” chosen to turn on the Christmas lights.

    You can’t doll up the City with garish monotone blue lighting and get a household children’s showman to flick a switch without invoking a full blown riot nowadays – then again, that is understandable, in a way.

    Mix a country full of bumpkins and spides, along with a healthy dose of historical bigotry and one unknowing, unthinking and ultimately unreal celebrity, and see Belfast become a further case study in the embarrassing, hilarious and utterly mind meltingly depressing.

    You can imagine the unwashed pimpled hard lad teen’s reaction to hearing of the Christmas tree lighting, “Here, Meeksy, what about we go slabber till a few fenians yeooooo?” On the other side of the fence, no doubt bolstered in confidence by the Royal blue adorning the Royal Avenue, a couple of simple minded agnostic catholic boys and girls were groaning and palpating in their own kind of vengeful 10 IQ thinking, “Oi, Flakko, up the RA, I wont have ur touwn turned blue so I wont!”

    Let the merriment commence, eh? You may as well ask Michael Stone to bow to the Pope for all the chance you’d have for a basically normal evening out on the town.

    I was walking home from work today, towards the Christmas Market (it’s the same as the summer market, except it’s on at Christmas) and as I passed Burger King a drunk skinhead staggered out. He looked at me with his dull bleary eyes, tripped over his own feet and vomited all over the street. An unfortunate group of tourists happened to be taking pictures of the wheel at the time a few feet away, what else could I do but shrug my shoulders? “Hey, it’s Belfast, well done on pissing away three grand of your money on a trip to boketown! Maybe a Leprechaun will appear in the puddle of vomit and it’ll be just like the adverts?”

    I felt bad for the wee tramp, he ended up lying down below the beautiful Robinson and Cleaver building, wiping dribble and vomit from his increasingly frostbitten nose – if that’s not a metaphor for the state of Belfast in 2009, I don’t know what is.


    Oh, and since its a music forum, here's some non crap music to balance it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qBnuzrjx0
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  27. avatar Sir Bob Gelding
    That, and the fact that Jim McDowell got a slapping in the market... today...[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8379834.stm]Clicky[/url]
  28. avatar Silversun
    Yeah, well, it's not a surprise that there really are no depths to which this shithole will plumb (on a daily basis).