1. avatar dolphin bombers
    MAYBE YOULL LIKE OUR POETRY.... < AN ANTI DRUGS MESSAGE FROM THE MEN WITH WOOLIE FACES> BY THE SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS
    an exciting belief of life and grief- i underestimated my hand, a noise at the back door woke me i coudnt understand, a shadowy figure in the moonlight the men in balaclavas were here.... just for me.... smthing about taking drugs and dragging down the community! i bolted out the front only to be tripped on the hard rough concrete,,, dragged back inside i met my makers pride he wasnt happy i heard him say now it was my turn to beg and pray ",please dont hit me im to young too die" " too late my friend" i heard him cry. .i descended into darkness from a tortures pain i thought i was never gonny see your face again, i woke up six weeks later to breakfast in bed .but to no cuttlery a straw instead.. my parents looking at me my mother in tears this is what she was trying to tell me about all them years...... kids dont take drugs!
  2. avatar mynameisdave
    ffs...
  3. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:a01359739d="mynameisdave"]ffs...[/quote:a01359739d] thanx mate i think im the next raby burns
  4. avatar artyfufkin
    How sweet.
  5. avatar Persistence
    I tried to think of something witty to reply to this, but I couldn't. There's just no way.

    *slump*
  6. avatar EWCraig
    God my dead ma could write better drivel than this :|
  7. avatar Alex-Circadian
    Stop... (ban)Hammer time.
  8. avatar dolphin bombers
    your all a bunch of fking whingers
  9. avatar dolphin bombers
    BRAINWAVE...GLOBAL CONCERTS...IE U2,ROLLING STONES,COLDPLAY, SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS.ALL THE BIG BANDS ECT..PLAY A CONCERT LIVE FOR EVERY CINEMA AROUND THE WORLD ...2 BILLION OASIS FANS CRAMMENED INTO EVERY CINEMA FROM HERE TO TEXAS....TO WATCH NOEL AND LIAMS RE-UNION 2012
  10. avatar dolphin bombers
    AND YOU WOUDNT EVEN GET PISS FLUNG ON YOU,OR HAVE TO WALK 5000 MILES TO SLANE .....CONCERTS ARE OVER FKING RATED ANYWAY :lol:
  11. avatar theotheo
    oh yeah its you,
    oh yeah its you,
    what can i do
    when every day i dream on you
  12. avatar leesub60
    [img:645521ac4a]http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t174/CodeoftheWes/WarpFYou.jpg[/img:645521ac4a]
  13. avatar spirit of division
    [quote:70a2fb3bfd="leesub60"][img:70a2fb3bfd]http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t174/CodeoftheWes/WarpFYou.jpg[/img:70a2fb3bfd][/quote:70a2fb3bfd]

    +1
  14. avatar The Ronster
    Roger... I think it's time.
  15. avatar paperlanterns
    Hmmm, im kina growing to like the old dolphin bomber posts…are they any nearer to being an actual band?
  16. avatar mynameisdave
    Ron has a point.

    Do the right thing Roger...
  17. avatar fastfude
    There's only one way to be sure though...

    <object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pEaBEM7QH2Q&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pEaBEM7QH2Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object>
  18. avatar Bileofwood
    Dolphin BOMBer?

    More like Dolphin BUMMer!

    kekekekekekekekekekekekeke mmmmmmmmmmm
  19. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:a90475fab1="Bileofwood"]Dolphin BOMBer?

    More like Dolphin BUMMer!

    kekekekekekekekekekekekeke mmmmmmmmmmm[/quote:a90475fab1] this is typical just because we love bums you pick on us
  20. avatar dolphin bombers
    i cant understand why you all pick on us the competion is realy big down in ballymoney heres some of the competion his names paul hes a solo artist similair to rod stewart/paolo nuttini http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuYW22g2uY
  21. avatar himynameissween
    [img]http://www.corbisimages.com/images/BE035707.jpg?size=67&uid=3CBC8F1C-AAD7-4D07-A60D-C174738CAE1D[/img]

    i tire of this...
  22. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:e85a4aa4bc="himynameissween"][img]http://www.corbisimages.com/images/BE035707.jpg?size=67&uid=3CBC8F1C-AAD7-4D07-A60D-C174738CAE1D[/img]

    i tire of this...[/quote:e85a4aa4bc]weirdo
  23. avatar Adam MD
    You really are a sad pathetic little man aren't you.
  24. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:74ae89800d="Adam MD"]You really are a sad pathetic little man aren't you.[/quote:74ae89800d] cheesy cock jizz
  25. avatar Adam MD
    any chance of banning this guy he's just here to cause trouble?
  26. avatar Persistence
    I love that the related topics include "Emo kids" and "Christian Music" alongside the original suicide dolphin bombers thread. Are they related because of the amount of forum-wank they cause(d)?
  27. avatar Bileofwood
    [quote:2ba6dfaa46="Adam MD"]any chance of banning this guy he's just here to cause trouble?[/quote:2ba6dfaa46]

    Banning's a little harsh I'd say!

    A bit of self governance would be a better first step - i.e. don't click on his threads!

    I'm entertained. Like, in the sort of way that I'm entertained watching people with casts clutz about in the street...
  28. avatar tinpot anto
    I heartily endorse these persistent efforts. I am almost certain that within 3 years this band will have a top 40 hit in the UK.
  29. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:ac68d24ed4="tinpot anto"]I heartily endorse these persistent efforts. I am almost certain that within 3 years this band will have a top 40 hit in the UK.[/quote:ac68d24ed4] tin pot i read somwhere recently how good your band are and could well believe it you are one of the finest human beings iv ever met on fastfude we will headline glasgowbury next year the tin pot dolphin singers...
  30. avatar dolphin bombers
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Apbcpm_81E
  31. avatar KnossosApothesis
    My favourite gang of musical trolls.
  32. avatar unplugged
    this is just pure boring me now folks.
    utter tripe. not relevant to reality never mind music.
  33. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:f15641a2bc="unplugged"]this is just pure boring me now folks.
    utter tripe. not relevant to reality never mind music.[/quote:f15641a2bc]http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9LUFwYmNwbV84MUU=
  34. avatar dolphin bombers
    i only wanna be your friends iv got a playstation and everything mon doon to ballymoney i wont force god on you i promise
  35. avatar unplugged
    mate no harm but some of those videos you have on youtube could get you put on the top floor of a mental institution with michael myers as a cellmate. :012:

    but ill give you one thing. they were very funny i laughed like hell at them. some of the stuff your writing is very creative in some ways.

    kinda like john and edward lol
  36. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:cb0fe0c719="unplugged"]mate no harm but some of those videos you have on youtube could get you put on the top floor of a mental institution with michael myers as a cellmate. :012:

    but ill give you one thing. they were very funny i laughed like hell at them. some of the stuff your writing is very creative in some ways.

    kinda like john and edward lol[/quote:cb0fe0c719] thanx mate that means a lot to me jhon and edward are big heroes of mine my dream is to tour butlins with them someday!
  37. avatar cornett-jude
    My first post!
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  38. avatar himynameissween
    [quote:6016b3b6bb="cornett-jude"]ok,

    ... im pretty new here, and when i found this site i was really looking forward to putting up some of my own stuff to get a bit of feedback... BUT i was severely put off when i came across a suicide dolphin whatevers post, i thought everyones replies were way too harsh and did not want to be a part of pretentious, obnoxious and unnecessary immaturity... BUT (x2) on further inspection i have crossed over to the not-so-dark-and-actually-quite-sane-side.

    If they are really so secure in their stuff why all the stupid retorts? perhaps they are all too aware that when this initial buzz dies down ( which I can say on my part is only entertaining in a can't take my eyes off the horrific car crash by the way)... that the music will have to stand alone and speak for itself. What a sad lonely day that will be for them.

    Listen, i give anyone the benefit of the doubt, and everyone has their own goals of where they want to go and where they see themselves going... And who am i to squash any of that... BUT (gosh its x3 already)... why should i go against the tone of all of their posts to date, they seem to have gathered quite a following... Lyrically you make almost every obvious choice, and your themes are not as original as i think you think they are, i get the impression you think you are lyrical masterminds and pioneers for a new genre... your not. the melodies are virtually non-excistent, and the lead singer = tone deaf.
    I could go on, but my usually good nature has to date only been mildly corrupted by these posts, and indeed by the bombers themselves, so I will stop now while i still remember my own name.

    Please can we all stand united and boycott these posts, sure we might miss them for a little while, but our lives will be better in the long run.[/quote:6016b3b6bb]+1, well put that man!

    and the dolphin bombers retort? will he offer manhugs? playstation? another crappy youtube video? tune in next time to find out!

    i think we have the makings of a very boring soap here.
  39. avatar dolphin bombers
    iv listened to what you had to say and to be honest i think your just jealous the you havent wrote d.l.A SUPERSTAR and youve probally wrote something retarded about some girls fking favourite teddy bear my songs ARE simple and to the point i dont do interlectual music ill leave that for posh students like you...ps go and have a good look at yourself in the mirror and ask . why am i so gay?
  40. avatar tinpot anto
    The fact remains youse are all boring bastards full of your own self importance.

    I'm not actually being ironicalist when I say that actually this music has more merit than any fucking number of the identikit, advert-friendly, utterly fatuous, excercises in Gap Year indulgent wank that saturate the music scene of this city, and the airwaves.

    I'd rather have a dozen Dolphin Bombers with no talent and something to say than a million rehashed classic rock or super current indie/electro/spunkstep shite.

    Up the Dolphin Bombers to clean fuck. Rest of yees, dry your predictable, boring eyes.
  41. avatar paperlanterns
    [quote:1ed7b9b171="tinpot anto"]The fact remains youse are all boring bastards full of your own self importance.

    I'm not actually being ironicalist when I say that actually this music has more merit than any fucking number of the identikit, advert-friendly, utterly fatuous, excercises in Gap Year indulgent wank that saturate the music scene of this city, and the airwaves.

    I'd rather have a dozen Dolphin Bombers with no talent and something to say than a million rehashed classic rock or super current music not belonging to or affiliated with a major record company/electro/spunkstep shite.

    Up the Dolphin Bombers to clean fuck. Rest of yees, dry your predictable, boring eyes.[/quote:1ed7b9b171]

    Plus fucking 1
  42. avatar thesacredhearts
    I guess you're bored with belfast anto.
  43. avatar tinpot anto
    Ha! the fucking indie filter is back on to fuck!

    YEeeeeooooo!

    Oh hear it's not houl on to I try this.....
    [quote:b991e858b8]indie[/quote:b991e858b8]

    Not remotely Bored wi Belfast, just boring, pointless, passion-free music.
  44. avatar savagebilliards
    Anto only cos you are great craic and have probably had to many veggie burgers and vegan beers i will assume that you are going a bit mad but tbh i am surprised! This is not funny; intriguing and somewhat entertaining yes. but it is clear that there is no band, no ambition nor mission of there ever being one. I do feel that people can often be over critical on here but putting post after post of utter nonsense is pointless. not only does it not change anything it also doesnt provide anything new that counters anything you have said in your post. in fact it is probably more self absorbed and inward looking than anything else posted on here. I'm sorry but I cant take it. its really annoying me now. Though in fairness i should just ignore as oppose to be drawn into it (i have managed to stay pretty quiet til now). I would be supportive of a band trying to put a message out/try something new/prove critics wrong or whatever - this however just serves to take the piss and try to annoy.

    I hope that i eat my words and that the SDB (surely its time they were abbrieviated now;) ) become the next biggest band from Ireland. I wish you luck!
  45. avatar tinpot anto
    Honestly not taking the piss man.

    Seriously, there's a lot to be said for a professional attitude and a serious commercially minded approach to music, but when that's ALL there is, as it seems nowadays, then music really suffers.

    This fella has no talent or ability and absolutely not a clue about promotion, but see to be fair those things can be learnt.

    Passion cannot be learnt.
  46. avatar Chi-Lite
    Aye, but Anto, to be fair, it's also cliched talentless oul ballix. "Please man give me some peace man, don't stop the peace plan" is shite, passionate or not.

    Although, having said that, it's also no more shite than most of the oul ballix you hear bands playing. so I suppose you're right actually, get it going there to fuck
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  47. avatar paperlanterns
    For knowing nothing about promotion – everyone on this forum now knows who SDB are, just saying like. If they turn out to make some listenable music, then fair play I am pretty sure most people here will listen to it at least out of curiosity…if they don’t make listenable music then nothing lost, just a few laughs had…
  48. avatar Deestroyer
    [img:9f543064bb]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/dolphin-kisses.jpg[/img:9f543064bb]
  49. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:e5fb401064="paperlanterns"][quote:e5fb401064="tinpot anto"]The fact remains youse are all boring bastards full of your own self importance.

    I'm not actually being ironicalist when I say that actually this music has more merit than any fucking number of the identikit, advert-friendly, utterly fatuous, excercises in Gap Year indulgent wank that saturate the music scene of this city, and the airwaves.

    I'd rather have a dozen Dolphin Bombers with no talent and something to say than a million rehashed classic rock or super current music not belonging to or affiliated with a major record company/electro/spunkstep shite.

    Up the Dolphin Bombers to clean fuck. Rest of yees, dry your predictable, boring eyes.[/quote:e5fb401064]

    Plus fucking 1[/quote:e5fb401064]

    Plus fucking 2
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  51. avatar savagebilliards
    yes and according to my private message i talk some shite too.

    Apparently expressing an opinion results in abuse!

    I'm not getting involved in a war of words...some substance to your claims would be great thats all.
    Promoting your music is fine, giving abuse is not. Anyway hope you make it BIG.
  52. avatar MarkNumskull
    Haha brilliant, im in the mood for an abusive PM, im bored. Whatever this band is called they are the most rubbish pile of old bile i have ever heard, i hope to some day hear of their demise in a firey explosion over the streets of ballywherever. They are awful, blah blah blah. Now i want my abusive pm!
  53. avatar whipchorus
    All I can say is - they laughed at the Manic Street Preachers once.

    Manic Dolphin Preachers?
    Suicide Street Bombers?
  54. avatar himynameissween
    i seem to have missed out on the PM.

    im sad now.

    manhug?
  55. avatar paperlanterns
    why pm your abuse?

    Grow a set, lad
  56. avatar savagebilliards
    :056: C'mon group hugs all round!
  57. avatar JTM
    So is anyone gonna book DSB or what?
  58. avatar paperlanterns
    The Duicide Solphine Bombers?

    :-p
  59. avatar cornett-jude
    [quote:3b418bd57f="paperlanterns"]The Duicide Solphine Bombers?

    :-p[/quote:3b418bd57f]

    It took me 5.786948 seconds to figure that one out... :lol:
  60. avatar Rock Danger
    [img:b8f78113a5]http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/alex-dolphin-hug-P.jpg[/img:b8f78113a5]
  61. avatar EWCraig
    fuck itunes.
  62. avatar chuckbilliards
    [quote:72c687b9c8="Deestroyer"][img:72c687b9c8]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/dolphin-kisses.jpg[/img:72c687b9c8][/quote:72c687b9c8]

    [img:72c687b9c8]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/77/l_421dd347d47f416eb51988b3aa5aded4.jpg[/img:72c687b9c8]

    ...fixed :lol:
  63. avatar MarkAxisOf
    that is so good!
  64. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:07d75abf96="chuckbilliards"][quote:07d75abf96="Deestroyer"][img:07d75abf96]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/dolphin-kisses.jpg[/img:07d75abf96][/quote:07d75abf96]

    [img:07d75abf96]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/77/l_421dd347d47f416eb51988b3aa5aded4.jpg[/img:07d75abf96]

    ...fixed :lol:[/quote:07d75abf96] suffer the little dolphins
  65. avatar dolphin bombers
    ok enoughs enough heres our first video for our first single"someday" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THHa92Lol7w
  66. avatar salfhal
    You are actually off your rocker.
  67. avatar Persistence
    Maybe off his rocker, but God love 'im for at least trying.
  68. avatar Roobzilla
    Was this the work of your so called studio time with 'Owen Morris'? I've been speaking to a few buds from the Ballymoney area and looks like your the talk of town! hahaha... of course they think your balls but still.
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  70. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:53e4fdc878="cornett-jude"]... I want to book that dolphin... great emotion, great expression, and great... teeth.

    the partner he found at the end though was not good enough for him... they would really need to moisturize... but hey, each to their own, love is blind.

    watched the video from start to finish so i guess that says something. but then i have a mild obsession with Harry Hill, so i suppose it was my kinda humour.[/quote:53e4fdc878] oh dear . you think the video was us ..fking hell seriously thats fked up ...ok i got the video of youtube that was not us IT WAS A JOKE I REPEAT A JOKE....
  71. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:505841a826="Roobzilla"]Was this the work of your so called studio time with 'Owen Morris'? I've been speaking to a few buds from the Ballymoney area and looks like your the talk of town! hahaha... of course they think your balls but still.[/quote:505841a826] WHO WERE THEY?
  72. avatar goatboy
    It was probaly Gary Fahy.
  73. avatar Furious Tradesmen
    This is reminding me a lot of my first foray onto fastfude- a lot of people (accurately) calling me a total arse and one or two defending my right to declare **** as the best band in the world, metallica meets pixies. Or something. Hopefully all lost in the Great Ezboard Disaster...
  74. avatar dolphin bombers
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPbTUDb6u9A:evil:
  75. avatar Silversun
    This poet is a fantastic light shining upon the sour bakes of people who post on an internet message board. Sort of like a modern day Jesus. Except this guy exists.

    Amen to that.
  76. avatar Deej0304
    IT'S A RIOT SONG
  77. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:ade731aa5f="Deej0304"]IT'S A RIOT SONG[/quote:ade731aa5f]ha ha what gives you that idea lol
  78. avatar dolphin bombers
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_THPokhuA
  79. avatar dolphin bombers
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Apbcpm_81E&feature=player_embedded
  80. avatar dolphin bombers
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwprTEzfRXQ
  81. avatar leesub60
    i fucking love you.
  82. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:fe5cbab373="leesub60"]i fucking love you.[/quote:fe5cbab373] manhugs 4 u
  83. avatar dolphin bombers
    in loving memory of thomas... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gXk8y7_qxY
  84. avatar Sukimonster
    I think you are the best thing that has happened to Fastfude since InProg. You make me wet.
  85. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:a81fd49fd0="Sukimonster"]I think you are the best thing that has happened to Fastfude since InProg. You make me wet.[/quote:a81fd49fd0]may god cherish your soul and by the powers invested in me we will make it to the promised land,,,,:evil:
  86. avatar artyfufkin
    what a wanker!
  87. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:14f48d0e09="artyfufkin"]what a wanker![/quote:14f48d0e09] arty go and be a posh fking student somewhere else i think you forget sometimes who paid for your education ,now go and get a job and pay of some of your £20.000 debt that you pished up against a wall you fking hemroid:evil:
  88. avatar artyfufkin
    Just to set the record straight, I am not a student. I am a very busy jobbing musician and pay my annual tax returns. When I was a student several years ago I paid my own way by gigging at night.

    rule #3 - Don't be a dick.
  89. avatar MICROLIP
    Yeah Arty pay back that 20quid student loan lol!!!
  90. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:d05de6d06b="artyfufkin"]what a wanker![/quote:d05de6d06b] didnt have to be like this, you could be at my house right now listening to dolphin music playing my playstation and getting great big manhugs..oh well your loss buddy..take care and please remember us when you read about us in weekly woman,,,about how we rose to fame with a demo from a mobile phone and got noticed from owen morris but never made it coz we were so ugly...:D
  91. avatar MFPJ
    So what form of Autism [i:cc25bf010b]are[/i:cc25bf010b] we dealing with here?!
  92. avatar greensleevesisgod
    This is what happens when culchies discover the internet!