1. avatar dolphin bombers
    suicide dolphin bombers are the latest great band to come out of northern ireland since snow patrol and ash, the ballymoney 4 piece are set to rock venues around ireland and the uk next year after landing a record contract from sony bmg records ..legendary producer owen morris is set to produce the bands first ep in the new year, its rumoured to be called "not availble in northern ireland" a pisstake out of the insurace adverts the country get every year...thier first single is going to be D.L.A superstar a song about benefit cheats but its said that their song riot song will win a place in n irelands hearts with the ending "please man stick to your peace plan and give our heads some fucking peace man ...he Also went on to say that he used to be a band stalker the glaswegian went on to boast about being onstage with the arctic monkeys ,the view and says the best moment of his satlking career was standing onstage with snow patrol in the ulster hall with the crowd singing run at him....the band are tipped for great things so watch this space....source ballymoney times
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  2. avatar Adam MD
    Anybody else getting tired of this?
  3. avatar The Donk
    you're trying FAR too hard. And it's still not working. Stop it. Stop it now. It's like you enjoy the ridicule.
  4. avatar POSITIVExYOUTH
    Only in Ballymoney...
  5. avatar spirit of division
    Shameless self promotion failing horribly. I cant stop looking at the Dolphin Bomber posts though...
  6. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:0f4ed25cf9="spirit of division"]Shameless self promotion failing horribly. I cant stop looking at the Dolphin Bomber posts though...[/quote:0f4ed25cf9] good i hope you buy our album
  7. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:5ad5020d04="Adam MD"]Anybody else getting tired of this?[/quote:5ad5020d04]go to bed if your tired adam
  8. avatar spirit of division
    [quote:05d75f3c2a="dolphin bombers"][quote:05d75f3c2a="spirit of division"]Shameless self promotion failing horribly. I cant stop looking at the Dolphin Bomber posts though...[/quote:05d75f3c2a] good i hope you buy our album[/quote:05d75f3c2a]

    Afraid not. I look out of curiosity but no real interest. Kind of similar to watching 5 minutes of some really bad soap...sorry.

    Not a fan of any bands mentioned in any of your posts either.
  9. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:7e75de670a="spirit of division"][quote:7e75de670a="dolphin bombers"][quote:7e75de670a="spirit of division"]Shameless self promotion failing horribly. I cant stop looking at the Dolphin Bomber posts though...[/quote:7e75de670a] good i hope you buy our album[/quote:7e75de670a]

    Afraid not. I look out of curiosity but no real interest. Kind of similar to watching 5 minutes of some really bad soap...sorry.

    Not a fan of any bands mentioned in any of your posts either.[/quote:7e75de670a] im begining to like you,cmere give me a manhug
  10. avatar Sadoldgit
    http://www.myspace.com/suicidedolphinbombers

    There is a difference between being deluded and simply a wannabe.
  11. avatar whipchorus
    I don't care, I like this. I also like the way many of NI's so called big hitters shied away from Fastfude, as if anyone in the wider world gave a flying fuck.
  12. avatar whipchorus
    [quote:927ee0a0b1="dolphin bombers"][quote:927ee0a0b1="Adam MD"]Anybody else getting tired of this?[/quote:927ee0a0b1]go to bed if your tired adam[/quote:927ee0a0b1]


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. avatar whipchorus
    Hold on a sec, Ballymoney? Sorry I can't like anything that is not from South east Antrim. Belfast is full of culchies and North Down is full of cunts, oh dear.
  14. avatar remaderyan
    ohh here we go, another fantastic thread....

    another soon to be forgotten band who havent realised that they are shite and they arent going to get anywhere... we see this on here... oh every few months...etc..

    **YAWN**


    shite demo/band name btw.
  15. avatar danbastard
    I like the way their album title is 'rumoured'... a rumour seemingly started and supported by themselves. Jesus.
  16. avatar my-angel-rocks
    I like it. the marketing campaign is shite and has just annoyed people, but again, i've heard a lot worse from our so-called great bands
  17. avatar comprachio
    [quote:28f6e4f179]"not availble in northern ireland"[/quote:28f6e4f179]

    I love how 'Available' is spelt 'availble' making you have to pronounce it in a ballymena accent. Great stuff. Keep it coming.
  18. avatar salfhal
    Will someone please fucking ban this shite, if a newcomer was reading all these bullshit threads they'd rightly fuck off sharpish.
  19. avatar comprachio
    hardly. No reason to ban it at all. Brings a bit of colour to the site.
  20. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:52dbe3e746="remaderyan"]ohh here we go, another fantastic thread....

    another soon to be forgotten band who havent realised that they are shite and they arent going to get anywhere... we see this on here... oh every few months...etc..

    **YAWN**


    shite demo/band name btw.[/quote:52dbe3e746] thanx mate manhug for you
  21. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote="danbastard"]I like the way their album title is 'rumoured'... a rumour seemingly started and supported by themselves. Jesus.[/this was the ballymoney times not us!!!!
  22. avatar Valkaine Miki
    yeh new comer right right here.doesnt make me hate the site.just makes me hate suicide dolphin bummers.
    we bit of immaturity seeping in there, but still, do something fucking different with your free time...
  23. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:e9b0779cad="Valkaine Miki"]yeh new comer right right here.doesnt make me hate the site.just makes me hate suicide dolphin bummers.
    we bit of immaturity seeping in there, but still, do something fucking different with your free time...[/quote:e9b0779cad] we aim to be more hated than snow patrol if any cunt asks for a autograph were gonna say were too busy and if any cunt asks for a their name on the guestlist we,ll say yes, then dont put their name down ,,,,ps i love the fact you hate us already thats so deep at this early stage of our careers manhug 4 u x
  24. avatar dolphin bombers
    ok so you all hate the dolphin bombers now for being wankers on fast fude ,,,were sorry ,,,ps check this band out you will love me for it http://www.myspace.com/thebrothersmovement
  25. avatar unplugged
    oh dear
  26. avatar spirit of division
    Terrible. Thanks god for limited posts!
  27. avatar EWCraig
    Dolphin bombers, this thread is more like dolphin shite.

    PHUCK YOU DOLPHIN!!
  28. avatar leesub60
    [quote:3ac341604c="dolphin bombers"]this was the ballymoney times not us!!!![/quote:3ac341604c]
    sham, the ballymoney times journalism is bad, but not THAT bad.
  29. avatar rawksheep
    Taking a cue from yer man Val up there i now dub you the sewer-shite duffin bummers.

    Fair play for the enthusiasm man but jesus christ give it a break. you're a guy who wants to start a band. Not a band, with a demo, or producers, or reviews of your 'rumoured' upcoming debut album.
  30. avatar tinpot anto
    I fucking love the suicide dolphin bombers even though I have never heard them
  31. avatar savagebilliards
    [quote:bd37c94f65="tinpot anto"]I fucking love the suicide dolphin bombers even though I have never heard them[/quote:bd37c94f65]

    'Man hugs' for you Anto ;)
  32. avatar The Grace Jones
    [quote:e38226612a="tinpot anto"]I fucking love the suicide dolphin bombers even though I have never heard them[/quote:e38226612a]

    +1. I want to join this band. The associated twitter feed is beyond all awesome.
  33. avatar unplugged
    P U R E J I Z Z
  34. avatar anty2
    I for one would like to see this Ballymoney Times article as if it was about you guys you surely would have bought it and have the capability of scanning/taking a photo of it as proof to rectify all this mess.
  35. avatar Adam MD
    Suicide Dolphin Bombers the latest self declared imaginary band to come out of Northern Ireland since Snow Patrol and Ash. The Ballymoney one piece who actually believes he is four different people are set to rock venues in his own mind around Ireland and the UK or anywhere else he can think he would like to play after landing a record deal with Sony BMG records (thats Sony Big Madeup Global records)...imaginary producer Owen Morris is set to produce the bands first ep in the new year, it's rumoured to be called "only in my mind" and the first single to be taken from this will be DLA Superstar a scathing attack on benefit cheats but their track riot song will win a place in the hearts and minds of N. Ireland if he actually ever writes and records it. Bassist Scotty (who's also the singer, guitarist and drummer) also went on to say to himslf that he is also a band stalker who has stalked everyone from the Artic Monkeys to the View. This band are tipped for great comedic things everybody so watch this space... source Buckna Gazette
  36. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:203a088e54="anty2"]I for one would like to see this Ballymoney Times article as if it was about you guys you surely would have bought it and have the capability of scanning/taking a photo of it as proof to rectify all this mess.[/quote:203a088e54] buy your own fking times anto you cheap whore !!
  37. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:3f4160725a="Adam MD"]Suicide Dolphin Bombers the latest self declared imaginary band to come out of Northern Ireland since Snow Patrol and Ash. The Ballymoney one piece who actually believes he is four different people are set to rock venues in his own mind around Ireland and the UK or anywhere else he can think he would like to play after landing a record deal with Sony BMG records (thats Sony Big Madeup Global records)...imaginary producer Owen Morris is set to produce the bands first ep in the new year, it's rumoured to be called "only in my mind" and the first single to be taken from this will be DLA Superstar a scathing attack on benefit cheats but their track riot song will win a place in the hearts and minds of N. Ireland if he actually ever writes and records it. Bassist Scotty (who's also the singer, guitarist and drummer) also went on to say to himslf that he is also a band stalker who has stalked everyone from the Artic Monkeys to the View. This band are tipped for great comedic things everybody so watch this space... source Buckna Gazette[/quote:3f4160725a] wow mam you went to all this trouble for meeeee thanx man manhugs for anto all round yeah the publicity is amzing i cant go out he house now anto thanx 2 you hi5
  38. avatar dolphin bombers
    soory adam lol imagine being called adam how bads that name adam fking adam "ADAMMM ADAMMM YOUR BARBIE DOLLS GETTING WET BRING IT in quickly" ......ADAMMMMM ADAMMMMMMMM ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OMG I GETTING STICK FROM A GUY /OR SHE/OR MAYBE EVEN SHEMALE YOU NEVER KNOW WITH A NAME LIKE ADAMMMMMMMMM OMG ADAM CHANGE YOUR NAME
  39. avatar Deestroyer
    :120:
  40. avatar Deadlights
    Jesus that is pure pish
  41. avatar POSITIVExYOUTH
    No wonder I always feel slightly uneasy when I'm in Ballymoney.
  42. avatar Roobzilla
    haha with this amount of publicity the band(s) 1st gig should be packed! any shows coming up? =]
  43. avatar unplugged
    honestly i read this tripe and only one word came to mind

    WAB

    what a great word that is. so effective yet simple.

    dolphin man can you leave it there for the record really did stick a long time back.
  44. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:0136749d8c="unplugged"]honestly i read this tripe and only one word came to mind

    WAB

    what a great word that is. so effective yet simple.

    dolphin man can you leave it there for the record really did stick a long time back.[/quote:0136749d8c]im even fucking getting bored with this tread you man adam had to go and start it all up again like a fucking big waine no hard feeling everyone
  45. avatar salfhal
    [code:1:bdea304253]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTDGmJc319Q&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTDGmJc319Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/code:1:bdea304253]

    [img:bdea304253]http://www.theaccidentalnegotiator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-flag_0.jpg[/img:bdea304253]
  46. avatar savagebilliards
    [img:3d8b91acdb]http://www.nulldevice.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dolphin.png[/img:3d8b91acdb]
  47. avatar palrub
    a quick search on the ballymoney times website reveals no such article.. and it's updated daily. although to be fair it's probably not online because it is indeed a pathetic hoax.

    i'm raging, i thought this was a serious band and if it did take off we'd all be wiping the egg from our faces, but i'm inclined to say you're just another ballymoaner brickie with the t'interwab thinking he's great craic.

    ps, scotty < adam
    manhugs x
  48. avatar Outta' Time Promotions
    The Owen Morris myspace page looks fake as shit to be honest...and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you created it yourself and then made suicide dolphin bombers the top friend..the article in the ballymoney times is surely made up by yourself...and "Ballymoneys finest"...who would you even be competing against! lol...anyway rant over.

    genuinely all the best with your band...I really do hope it takes off for you...but the way your trying to promote it seems pretty pathetic...I hope u prove everyone wrong and do become "the latest great band to come out of northern ireland since snow patrol and ash"...but you've already lost alot of potential fans by making stuff up!
  49. avatar DuncanDisorderly
    [quote:211bdc030b="dolphin bombers"]bassist scotty commented "it was a song i wrote after the massarene massacre i felt as if the troubles were coming back but touch wood they dont ...[/quote:211bdc030b]

    definitely my favourite part!

    do i get a man hug?
  50. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:731c75dc94="DuncanDisorderly"][quote:731c75dc94="dolphin bombers"]bassist scotty commented "it was a song i wrote after the massarene massacre i felt as if the troubles were coming back but touch wood they dont ...[/quote:731c75dc94]

    definitely my favourite part!

    do i get a man hug?[/quote:731c75dc94]ok manhugs for everyone we,ll let the future bring what it brings... no more hype or ballymoney times stories, seriously we r a band thats just took off , the whole owen morris thing is true , his myspace page is a newish one add him and ask him if your really all that interested,,,sriously we are gonna be fking amazing and you will love us i swear we will share manhugs someday , this was a pretty bad campaign and you probally dont like us for being arrogant but to me the whole myspace adding with the words "check out our song" does not work,,,,so sorry and goodnight at least you have heard of us and our shitey demos.....peace and love to everyone in this little great piece of island scotty ....xx
  51. avatar himynameissween
    [quote:1cfac3d918="dolphin bombers"][quote:1cfac3d918="DuncanDisorderly"][quote:1cfac3d918="dolphin bombers"]bassist scotty commented "it was a song i wrote after the massarene massacre i felt as if the troubles were coming back but touch wood they dont ...[/quote:1cfac3d918]

    definitely my favourite part!

    do i get a man hug?[/quote:1cfac3d918]ok manhugs for everyone we,ll let the future bring what it brings... no more hype or ballymoney times stories, seriously we r a band thats just took off , the whole owen morris thing is true , his myspace page is a newish one add him and ask him if your really all that interested,,,sriously we are gonna be fking amazing and you will love us i swear we will share manhugs someday , this was a pretty bad campaign and you probally dont like us for being arrogant but to me the whole myspace adding with the words "check out our song" does not work,,,,so sorry and goodnight at least you have heard of us and our shitey demos.....peace and love to everyone in this little great piece of island scotty ....xx[/quote:1cfac3d918]i haven't heard you. i don't really intend to either.

    i assume your songs will have proper spelling and punctuation? i'd really recommend it. :D

    also, (and i'm surprised no-one has asked you outright before) who is the "us" in this post?
  52. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:06ce058204="himynameissween"][quote:06ce058204="dolphin bombers"][quote:06ce058204="DuncanDisorderly"][quote:06ce058204="dolphin bombers"]bassist scotty commented "it was a song i wrote after the massarene massacre i felt as if the troubles were coming back but touch wood they dont ...[/quote:06ce058204]

    definitely my favourite part!

    do i get a man hug?[/quote:06ce058204]ok manhugs for everyone we,ll let the future bring what it brings... no more hype or ballymoney times stories, seriously we r a band thats just took off , the whole owen morris thing is true , his myspace page is a newish one add him and ask him if your really all that interested,,,sriously we are gonna be fking amazing and you will love us i swear we will share manhugs someday , this was a pretty bad campaign and you probally dont like us for being arrogant but to me the whole myspace adding with the words "check out our song" does not work,,,,so sorry and goodnight at least you have heard of us and our shitey demos.....peace and love to everyone in this little great piece of island scotty ....xx[/quote:06ce058204]i haven't heard you. i don't really intend to either.

    i assume your songs will have proper spelling and punctuation? i'd really recommend it. :D

    also, (and i'm surprised no-one has asked you outright before) who is the "us" in this post?[/quote:06ce058204]paul holmes kerry d peter elliot and graeme watts....i never says i was good at spelling and punctuatonee
  53. avatar Deej0304
    [quote:4d3f627a07="dolphin bombers"]paul holmes kerry d peter elliot and graeme watts....i never says i was good at spelling and punctuatonee[/quote:4d3f627a07]

    Woah woah woah, back up a second. Aren't you guys a 4 piece band? Where's Scotty the bassist?
  54. avatar Deadlights
    Haha!!! Well spotted. What a silly flaw to leave out.

    If you're going to lie, at least do that well.
  55. avatar himynameissween
    [quote:e8ec55fb81="Deej0304"][quote:e8ec55fb81="dolphin bombers"]paul holmes kerry d peter elliot and graeme watts....i never says i was good at spelling and punctuatonee[/quote:e8ec55fb81]

    Woah woah woah, back up a second. Aren't you guys a 4 piece band? Where's Scotty the bassist?[/quote:e8ec55fb81]scotty doesn't know
  56. avatar dolphin bombers
    graeme watts is scotty...........and hes very flattered that you are all so interested with the dolphin bombers ..guess what manhugs for everybody!!!!!!!
  57. avatar Deestroyer
    Can I have a gender-nonspecific hug instead? And since when were hugs gender specific anyway? Hugs is hugs, Shirley. Where is this, France? "Une étreinte?", "Non, UN étreinte!"

    Alors, je suis fatigue.
  58. avatar motherbanger
    My first post!
    Ahh, so 'Scotty' is your stalking pseudonym.
  59. avatar dolphin bombers
    just leave me alone i cant take anymore....no hugs for anyone now:(
  60. avatar Iona
    I hung out with Owen today and asked about this, can confirm it's all true!
  61. avatar T Entertainment
    Ha! )Yeooooo!
    :D
  62. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:505680c278="Iona"]I hung out with Owen today and asked about this, can confirm it's all true![/quote:505680c278] nice one i dont blame pple for not believing me it does sound like a jackanorry story but thanx iona for clearing this up ps manhugs for iona xx
  63. avatar Iona
    to be honest I didn't think it was true either! Only known him since I moved to Edinburgh but he's a genuinely super lovely guy, he's gonna do the voiceover for a film I'm making about Ash, gonna be mental! hope it all goes well for you
  64. avatar tinpot anto
    Happy days!

    Manhugs, Ladyhugs and Ladyboyhugs all round
  65. avatar The enfant terrible
    [quote:a7680460d6="motherbanger"]Ahh, so 'Scotty' is your stalking pseudonym.[/quote:a7680460d6]

    Is that the same Scotty John D'arcy sings about? Or a different one?
  66. avatar karenmquinn
    I positively cannot wait to hear DLA Superstar on the radio! Some ladyhugs please!
  67. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:368053bbd1="karenmquinn"]I positively cannot wait to hear DLA Superstar on the radio! Some ladyhugs please![/quote:368053bbd1]class!!
  68. avatar dolphin bombers
    i hope you all understand that i didnt really have to go through with this teriible publicity campaign on here ,the reason i did is because i wanted to to see the reaction of my bizzare story and also to fish out the music snobs and to see who the real down to earth bands/artists were ie tinpot operation,, manhugs for them... if something positive does come out of getting record by a legend then happy days if not well iv made the name suicide dolphin bombers a household name in the n,ireland music scene,and a few fans hopefully i will have some decent recordings up soon and may even get my ulster hall dream..who knows i dont!!
  69. avatar MULLAN Extraordinaire
    Iona Dolphin.
    There's a song title.
  70. avatar RedTab
    For Fooooks sake, at least if you're gonna pretend to be a band put some bloody music up!
    Stop singing along to sh1te vidoes and learn to sing instead of sounding like to your getting a blowjob for your staff bull terrier you spide!

    This is a site for proper musicians and NOT YouTube Trolls!
    Now give your dog a kiss and get back to the hole you crawled out of....

    Thank you and good morning.
  71. avatar Deestroyer
    I can just sense the PM winging it's way through the internets to RedTab as we speak... Call it intuition, call it 'the force' but I can just feel it.
  72. avatar paperlanterns
    Id imagine it will say something like ‘whats the point of you’

    BTW OMG SDB FTW FS LMAO

    Love it
  73. avatar RedTab
    Let the PM come,

    I'll put the kettle on...
  74. avatar dolphin bombers
    i aint pm,ing knowone coz i honestly dont give a fuck about this twats comments, i love the way he says this sites for proper musicians ie musicians from belfast who have a deal with some shitey label that probaly pays them a bag of m&m,s every six weeks and gets them a gig in the bunker of laverys supporting some other shite band who also have a deal with some shite label, as i said i came on here to suss out the music snobs but tbh i dont really give a fuck anymore,you may slag my mobile phone songs mate but at the end of the day they have landed me a recording session with owen morris so tbh i dont really care what you think about me,good luck with whatever your doing and i hope you make it on to atl someday rigsey to tell him your so proud of being part of the wonderful belfast music scene and tayto want to use one of your songs for an ad..................
  75. avatar tinpot anto
    Tell you what, ould Owen Morris has gone right to the top of my list of the soundest people in music.

    If he's willing to offer to record a band on the basis of some lyrics and a mobile phone video, over hundreds of bands obediently playing the game scrupulously by the "rules" then in my opinion he is exactly what the music business needs right now, and has done for sometime. He is a genius

    Up him and up the DSB!
  76. avatar Fighting For Salem
    You might wanna show a little more humility there. Please dont take this as another attack but some sincere and friendly advice.

    It sounds like you've gotten yourself a great opportunity with this Owen Morris thing but over the years Ive seen many examples of people and bands who had similarly promising opportunities but who ended up never getting far beyond the belfast scene that you are being very condescending about.

    I really hope this all works out for you but remember it might not.. and you may one day have to rely on the Belfast scene if you want your music heard at all. Best not to be burning bridges just yet.
  77. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:fbffad8e3a="Fighting For Salem"]You might wanna show a little more humility there. Please dont take this as another attack but some sincere and friendly advice.

    It sounds like you've gotten yourself a great opportunity with this Owen Morris thing but over the years Ive seen many examples of people and bands who had similarly promising opportunities but who ended up never getting far beyond the belfast scene that you are being very condescending about.

    I really hope this all works out for you but remember it might not.. and you may one day have to rely on the Belfast scene if you want your music heard at all. Best not to be burning bridges just yet.[/quote:fbffad8e3a]i wanst attcking the belfast scene just using it as an example of what this jerkof may refer to as proper musicians..personally i love some of the bands that are coming through but ppl need to understand that it took more balls for me to sing into a mobile phone with no music than it does to put something up that is soundly recorded,anyhoo i now have a band and we are rehearsing in the bush tavern on a tuesday night and please do not worry im not building my hopes on owen morris making me the next noel gallagher if anything he told me im too ugly to sell records..so my feet are firmly on the ground with my ugly face..
  78. avatar RedTab
    [quote:2a06765459="dolphin bombers"]i aint pm,ing knowone coz i honestly dont give a fuck about this twats comments, i love the way he says this sites for proper musicians ie musicians from belfast who have a deal with some shitey label that probaly pays them a bag of m&m,s every six weeks and gets them a gig in the bunker of laverys supporting some other shite band who also have a deal with some shite label, as i said i came on here to suss out the music snobs but tbh i dont really give a fuck anymore,you may slag my mobile phone songs mate but at the end of the day they have landed me a recording session with owen morris so tbh i dont really care what you think about me,good luck with whatever your doing and i hope you make it on to atl someday rigsey to tell him your so proud of being part of the wonderful belfast music scene and tayto want to use one of your songs for an ad..................[/quote:2a06765459]

    Comedic genius,

    Well maybe not....
  79. avatar dolphin bombers
    oh and another thing ,your man pointed out im not a real musician,,if you go to my myspace page there is a picture of a bass guitar which i bought out of bairds for £85 in which i used two weeks dole money to pay for it with as i lost my job a month ago, i now have to scrounge of my gfriend for another week untill i get my next big cheque from gordon brown but that is just a small example of my dedication to being a musician who says the romance of rock n roll is dead ps up the youtubers
  80. avatar paperlanterns
    Anto – DSB??

    Duicide Solphine Bombers?

    This is the second time Iv made this joke in this thread, I still love it...
  81. avatar dolphin bombers
    i can now confirm rik from ash as a witness to my story if anyone knows him tx him and ask him about the whole owne morris suicide dolphin bombers story he will confirm ..cheers you irish beautiful big bastrds
  82. avatar savagebilliards
    Big up the Bush, had some quality gigs there! This story just gets better, always on a cliffhanger!

    TBH i couldnt give a fiddlers fuck that you are going to Owen Morris' studio, I just wanna get to an SDB gig! I'm hopin to put a fest on around Easter, if you guys are ready to rock by then you are in for sure (if ya want like!)
  83. avatar Deadlights
    we do all realise that every post either supportive or, well, not.... is just fuelling this whole monster?

    Personally i've no idea what to believe with this guy, but I know that i've got all the laughs out of laser strapped dolphin pictures and vids of Daniel O'Donnell that i'm going to, and I dont really care anymore, let him tear away. Reminds me of parents advice from the primary school days.... if someone annoys you, just ignore them.

    Just a pity no-one can seem to, even me in posting this, ha!

    Mark
  84. avatar tinpot anto
    Please let no one be under the illusion that I am being one bit sarcastic. The gig offer is genuine as I'm sure savages is too.

    I'd rather see this band come on stage and punch a baby than have to listen to half the cretinous rock and indie pisshounds this town churns out.

    Up them.
  85. avatar paperlanterns
    aw, dont punch babies
  86. avatar Deadlights
    brilliant, why bother making an effort, regardless of your genre or the amount of similar bands on the scene. come on here, post a load of shite, constantly, then some more, and eventually you get offered gigs off the back of....what exactly? Perseverance I'll give him that. Did I miss something here? Like, the actual music say?
  87. avatar Chi-Lite
    Cause it's [i:eff14092df]ironical[/i:eff14092df], innit. That's why.
  88. avatar Deestroyer
    I'd just like to echo the previous comment. Please don't punch babies. Thank you now.
    And I wouldn't feel threatened about the SDB being offered a gig. If you're good and they're not, you've nothing to worry about. :D
    And even if they are good, then that's good too. Nobody looses. Yay!
  89. avatar danbastard
    Hopefully they don't talk as much complete and utter bollocks on stage as they do on Fastfude. That said, by looking at their influences I probably wouldn't be interested in going to one of their gigs anyway.
  90. avatar savagebilliards
    No their influences dont attract me one bit, but to see a show after all this build up would be feckin excellent! I'm just hopin that they dont talk as much balls as you and jim on stage ha ha:D x
  91. avatar danbastard
    I'm the one in your dreams.
  92. avatar savagebilliards
    i think you mean dreeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsssssssssssssssss Dan! ha ha I wet myself a bit there
  93. avatar thehoesloverose
    .... What the fuck... This is a piss take and I'm just being slow, oui?
  94. avatar dolphin bombers
    thanx for the offers no doubt we will take you up them....at the minute we are buying semtex,dolphin food, timers,ect once we have the bombs primed we will let you know when we are ready to xplode onto the stages of this great country who knows we might never ,we might just stay underground ie hiding down the back of the bush every tuesday night to scared to come out incase some fastfude hoodie throws pish at us..then again i aint fraid of no hoodie..and i love the odd cup of pish now and again especially if its been warmed in the microwave for 25 seconds on a 800wtge heat but who knows you could be dead this time next week so no point of getting over excited if it happens it will happen lets not start throwing pish bombs at each other just yet...moscow brooksides on
  95. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:3779b9687b="danbastard"]Hopefully they don't talk as much complete and utter bollocks on stage as they do on Fastfude.[/quote:3779b9687b]

    I can think of one or two local bands that talk more bollocks onstage.
    Can I add my voice of support for a SDB gig?
  96. avatar T Entertainment
    Seconded.
  97. avatar dolphin bombers
    before anyone says anything else can i just say i fking love this country more than scotland the reasons n1.you can all drink like fuck for days on end...n2 you all have a dry sense of humour..n3 you have the worst news channels ever n4 your politicians are more like circus entertainers and iv spent many a day pishing myself at them <clowns in suits man> n5..there is absoulte fuck all to do but get blitzed..n6 your door staff at concerts fall for the biggest bullshit stories iv ever told..n7.you either have a weird posh accent or a fking mad country hillbilly one theres no down the middle its one or another..n8..your chippys are quality ..ie you dont batter everything ie burgers pizza mars bars and n10 your women are fking sextastic..shit i sound polish now...so there you go thats that out the road any more gig offers anyone..:lol:
  98. avatar leesub60
    i miss the flash in the pan. chipys in newry look at you funny if you ask for tomato relish on your burger.
  99. avatar dolphin bombers
    ha ha flash in the pan is my downfall i could have been a young handsome chav with a tight henleys tanktop on if it wasnt for there chips man..come back lee get fat and make quality sham a dam music with us.......newry sounds fking shite man
  100. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:cfda669fc7="danbastard"]Hopefully they don't talk as much complete and utter bollocks on stage as they do on Fastfude. That said, by looking at their influences I probably wouldn't be interested in going to one of their gigs anyway.[/quote:cfda669fc7] three dog night are my influence ..well iv never been to spain but i kinda like the music ..amazing band ,,get spotify on them now you fking prisoner cell block h legend
  101. avatar whipchorus
    Out next year...

    Having Fun With The Suicide Dolphin Bombers Onstage
  102. avatar Steven Dedalus
    [quote:1945f67ae9="whipchorus"]Out next year...

    Having Fun With The Suicide Dolphin Bombers Onstage[/quote:1945f67ae9]

    Ha!

    I'd buy that.
  103. avatar alternation
    nearly
  104. avatar Leif Bodnarchuk
    So glad Iona weighed in on this one. i know Owen personally, having worked alongside him on a few occasions in the studio with Ash. Well, [i:fe708e8600]work[/i:fe708e8600] is such a subjective word!

    Anyway... From what i know of Owen, it's not surprising he's picked up someone like the Dolphins. i just wasn't surprised, that's all i can really say.
    And Owen obviously has proven his vision is worth something, due to his success as a producer.

    But Owen is also a pretty normal bloke.
    (i can imagine his ruckus laughter, marlboro light-in-hand, talking about this band)
    He's not superhuman and in the end, record buying people will make the decision on whether the Bombers deserve success. i for one WISH you success... BUT....

    seriously, some of this thread, along with the newer thread about your gig cancelation is PURE FUCKING DRIVEL. For fuck sake, put some energy into your music, ignore FF for a while and get on with it. Prove yourself, stop getting distracted by FF comments that you initiate!

    Shalom, namaste, peace, cheers, get on with it FFS.
  105. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:10e9666f5e="Leif Bodnarchuk"]So glad Iona weighed in on this one. i know Owen personally, having worked alongside him on a few occasions in the studio with Ash. Well, [i:10e9666f5e]work[/i:10e9666f5e] is such a subjective word!

    Anyway... From what i know of Owen, it's not surprising he's picked up someone like the Dolphins. i just wasn't surprised, that's all i can really say.
    And Owen obviously has proven his vision is worth something, due to his success as a producer.

    But Owen is also a pretty normal bloke.
    (i can imagine his ruckus laughter, marlboro light-in-hand, talking about this band)
    He's not superhuman and in the end, record buying people will make the decision on whether the Bombers deserve success. i for one WISH you success... BUT....

    seriously, some of this thread, along with the newer thread about your gig cancelation is PURE FUCKING DRIVEL. For fuck sake, put some energy into your music, ignore FF for a while and get on with it. Prove yourself, stop getting distracted by FF comments that you initiate!

    Shalom, namaste, peace, cheers, get on with it FFS.[/quote:10e9666f5e]this sounds like good advice, thanx mate...manhugs x
  106. avatar dolphin bombers
    FUCKKKKKKKK CAN WHOEVER OWNS FASTFUDE TAKE OF EVERY DOLPHIN BOMBER THREAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE IM GOING TO GO AWAY NOW AND COME BACK WITH THE GOODS , THIS THREAD NONSENSE IS STRTING TO FUCK MY HEAD UP.........MANHUGS AND N ALL THAT ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL XX
  107. avatar thebatgranny
    [img:6902802322]http://trueslant.com/jennaweber/files/2009/07/nuts1240705690.jpg[/img:6902802322]
  108. avatar savagebilliards
    those peanuts doth masquerade as nuts, but do not be fooled they are but legumes!

    (I think all this craziness is rubbing off on me, i really do!)
  109. avatar tinpot anto
    likewise the Cashew, being a seed from within the Cashew fruit.

    Never judge a nut by its Shell!
  110. avatar savagebilliards
    yes but alas Anto you are what they call a 'true nut'.:lol:
  111. avatar petetheleaf
    [quote:a81d0cf986="dolphin bombers"]FUCKKKKKKKK CAN WHOEVER OWNS FASTFUDE TAKE OF EVERY DOLPHIN BOMBER THREAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE IM GOING TO GO AWAY NOW AND COME BACK WITH THE GOODS , THIS THREAD NONSENSE IS STRTING TO FUCK MY HEAD UP.........MANHUGS AND N ALL THAT ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL XX[/quote:a81d0cf986]

    na don't get rid of them, publish them as a book or a graphic novel or something....comedy gold, it really is... and i mean that in a i'll be first in line to buy tickets for your launch gig wearing a dolphin hat and a t-shirt that says MANHUGS kinda way!

    up the SDB!!
  112. avatar EWCraig
    Hear Hear! Fuck all ye haters, they brought a bitta laughter. For you grumpy sods who cry about it, ye dinny need to click on the topics!
  113. avatar unplugged
    Laughter yes. But anyone else pulling stunts like that gets banned.
  114. avatar VimFuego
    Well..you are still here arnt you Ryan...and we all know how much sheeeite you have talked on this site alone.
  115. avatar unplugged
    like yourself. lucky arent we?
  116. avatar VimFuego
    Hi Ryan,

    Lovely to hear from you.

    Theres only 1 person here who has a known history of lying and coniving to sell goods on this site.

    Have a lovely day
  117. avatar EWCraig
    [img:44440f9620]http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq242/CapnbArMy/stfu.jpg[/img:44440f9620]