1. avatar dolphin bombers
    BALLYMONEY,S FINEST SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS ARE GETTING SET TO GO TO LEGENDARY PRODUCER OWEN MORRIS STUDIO IN EDINBRUGH TO RECORD THEIR FIRST EP, THE MAN WHO HAS PRODUCED BANDS LIKE ASH , OASIS AND MOST RECENTLY SCOTTISH ROCKERS THE VIEW IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THEM HE HAS THEM AS HIS TOP FRIEND ON HIS MYSPACE PAGE ...THE FUTURES BRIGHT FOR THIS BAND , WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!!!!
  2. avatar anty2
    hahahahahahahahaha...................

    hahahahahaha



    haha :lol: :lol:

    the futures bright, the futures dolphin!!
  3. avatar p-t-rebel-mc
    Man you need to seek help.
  4. avatar loveisthelaw
    Class name, hope they sound as good as their name but, being produced by the same person who produced O-assholes isnt much of an attribute, I'd rather top myself
  5. avatar artyfufkin
    this is hilarious
  6. avatar flightstrip
    ok,altogether now....LETS BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR LOCAL BANDS THAT ARE ON THE WAY UP AND NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.....thats better.
  7. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:d99f801708="flightstrip"]NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.[/quote:d99f801708]

    HOUSE!
  8. avatar artyfufkin
    [quote:b51909ac8b]ok,altogether now....LETS BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR LOCAL BANDS THAT ARE ON THE WAY UP AND NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.....thats better.[/quote:b51909ac8b]

    HAPPY? I'm delighted for him. Anyone who gets noticed and taken into a studio on the strength of a myspace page which has none of his own music on it deserves a lot of credit and respect. I merely meant that reading the comments on this thread and the other similar one on the exact same subject (why?) is hilarious. Well done that man.
  9. avatar Deestroyer
    :089: Weird people make me cry.
  10. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:1ffecda501="artyfufkin"][quote:1ffecda501]ok,altogether now....LETS BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR LOCAL BANDS THAT ARE ON THE WAY UP AND NOT BE JEALOUS TWATS.....thats better.[/quote:1ffecda501]

    HAPPY? I'm delighted for him. Anyone who gets noticed and taken into a studio[/quote:1ffecda501]

    Bear in mind we don't know any details on what "snapped up" or "taken into a studio" means, nor who instigated the dialogue between the two parties. For example, if I pay ~1500$ a day Steve Albini will snap me up and record me at Electrical, but I'd hardly say its a ringing endorsement that I've any future musical greatness ahead of me.

    Does a band actually exist (given that it looks like he's advertising for band members in the other thread), or was it a case that the producer answered "yeah, sure, I'll record your EP"

    To me, this looks like rather hyped up nonsense really. I'm just jealous really.
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  12. avatar tinpot anto
    See to be honest, that's the greatest collection of photos i've ever seen on anyones myspace ever.

    hilarious.
  13. avatar CallMeKatya
    I enjoyed that MySpace. I'm glad I clicked on it.

    This thread does something... It's on the tip of my tongue...
  14. avatar Deestroyer
    Hmmn, I feel a bit bad on reflection. Maybe the best thing to do is to calmly back out of this thread with no sudden movements.
  15. avatar flightstrip
    you dont know this guy,he may do a marcus music style shooting spree on your asses.
    where would fastfude be then?we'd have to import bitches from eastern europe,teach them propa engleesh and sarcasm.
    ballymoney has a high gun ownership rate due to its rather rural location and perpensity for country persuits.makes u think....mm:070:

    "IMAGINARY BAND KILLS METAL FORUM,SOCIAL WORKER,THEN SELF"

    Im a believer,dont kill me.
    this is not funny
    this does not deliver
  16. avatar danbastard
    [img:b6652237ff]http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg179/The_Toad_Sage_666/AvidMerrion.jpg[/img:b6652237ff]

    "Hello to you"
  17. avatar atomike
    I love the way it says "Ballymoney's finest suicide dolphin bombers" in the initial post as if to confirm that Ballymoney has suicide dolphin bombers of a lower grade available. Perhaps for those on a budget.

    Just out of interest, what is a suicide dolphin bomber? An angry middle eastern kid at sea world?
  18. avatar Rosshunter
    Anyone else see the Colenso Parade picture in there? haha
  19. avatar dolphin bombers
    iv just read all your replies and have to say the one that says go easy on him then shows my picture with geraldine i offer that man or woman a bear knuckle fight outside the city hall morning noon or night let me know,, as for the band i have almost a band but that doesnt matter owen morris never mentioned me having a band he just likes my song s and i can see your point on getting a producer off that calliber to record me just because of a myspace page yeah ill agree that was pretty amazing anyhoo check out my lyrics some are good ie dla superstar and lost and some are quiet shite but thats the way it goes cheers scotty
  20. avatar dolphin bombers
    i love u all xx:evil:
  21. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:35393f7e85="p-t-rebel-mc"]Man you need to seek help.[/quote:35393f7e85] were can i get it? ps whos recording the parades album please tell me i havnt even got a band and iv pulled this off lol
  22. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:2d0c956566="salfhal"]Try not to be too mean

    [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016[/url][/quote:2d0c956566] ill kick your fuck in :evil:
  23. avatar leesub60
    you really need to look into that dodgy 'owen morris' myspace page, sir.
    i would think someone's playing a nasty prank on you.
  24. avatar tinpot anto
    This one time I was in the Crown Bar, way before the smoking ban and stuff and all the boothes were full but when I looked into this one near the back there's this fellah sitting there and he says sure come on in, so I shove into the booth and then I see it's David Hasselhoff and I'm like sweet and then he buys a couple of rounds of massive cocktails and hes blocked and he says give us that pack of fegs and I'll suck your cock for you.

    True story
  25. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:d173419997="leesub60"]you really need to look into that dodgy 'owen morris' myspace page, sir.
    i would think someone's playing a nasty prank on you.[/quote:d173419997] ok your right, someones imposteringowen morris lol wise up
  26. avatar T Entertainment
    This thread
    [img:90c3e11131]http://www.jalaramgauseva.org/images/gauseva_pic3.jpg[/img:90c3e11131]
  27. avatar leesub60
    [quote:aba7247abf="dolphin bombers"][quote:aba7247abf="leesub60"]you really need to look into that dodgy 'owen morris' myspace page, sir.
    i would think someone's playing a nasty prank on you.[/quote:aba7247abf] ok your right, someones imposteringowen morris lol wise up[/quote:aba7247abf]
    more to the point, i think it's probably someone you know who's winding you up.
  28. avatar Melfaso
    DLA Superstar...f*ck me that is genius!

    This could be the most amazing viral marketing campaign for a new band I've ever seen... or a crock of shit but thems how it goes.

    Cant wait for the album though...Other hit tracks include;

    Bru Boys
    Dole Dole (Football Remix)
  29. avatar Captain Kennedy
    Your in good company in there lads......

    [img:33a3ad1647]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_fc7a608328874fb0b5c1956501085668.jpg[/img:33a3ad1647]
  30. avatar tinpot anto
    [img:737437590e]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/04/10/thisisengland1.jpg[/img:737437590e]

    [img:737437590e]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uPzsiWdvLoQ/Sgx5ply5diI/AAAAAAAABfE/7ofAQOrdQ68/s400/thread.jpg[/img:737437590e]

    [img:737437590e]http://www.4ni.co.uk/newsimages/Damien-Profile-Shot-web.jpg[/img:737437590e]

    [img:737437590e]http://www.biology.ed.ac.uk/research/groups/jdeacon/microbes/livers.jpg[/img:737437590e]
  31. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:a09a8d0442="Captain Kennedy"]Your in good company in there lads......

    [img:a09a8d0442]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_fc7a608328874fb0b5c1956501085668.jpg[/img:a09a8d0442][/quote:a09a8d0442] i met them at a funeral that night lol
  32. avatar dolphin bombers
    i was expecting a bigger pounding than i have already got, thanx to all that took part i knew it was gonna happening i have got my little 2 minutes of fame and you all wont forget SUICIDE DOLPHIN BOMBERS in a hurry well ok maybe you have already seriously but i have a dream and i think it will happen with a little help from owen i do need some band members so get in touch even if your in muckamore , gransha or the ross thopmson i think this might actually help cheers scotty ps i love u all and you know it big manhugs xxx
  33. avatar tinpot anto
    [img:5b55ecfddd]http://www.nepalireland.org/images/nis_teej_2009.JPG[/img:5b55ecfddd]
  34. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    Jesus, what?
  35. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:ec8fe2c11b="Mickeycolensoparade"]Jesus, what?[/quote:ec8fe2c11b] ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  36. avatar anty2
    :( this isnt as funny anymore
  37. avatar Pavel
    [quote:4e53b15830="Rosshunter"]Anyone else see the Colenso Parade picture in there? haha[/quote:4e53b15830]

    [img:4e53b15830]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_fc7a608328874fb0b5c1956501085668.jpg[/img:4e53b15830]

    Best. Photo. Ever.

    If Carlsberg did band photos...
  38. avatar dolphin bombers
    [quote:ae91e527d7="Pavel"][quote:ae91e527d7="Rosshunter"]Anyone else see the Colenso Parade picture in there? haha[/quote:ae91e527d7]

    [img:ae91e527d7]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_fc7a608328874fb0b5c1956501085668.jpg[/img:ae91e527d7]

    Best. Photo. Ever.

    If Carlsberg did band photos...[/quote:ae91e527d7] thats it im the new david baillie in a serious note this is quiet a good pic
  39. avatar Deestroyer
    What the! Where did you even get that pic Anto?
  40. avatar tinpot anto
    I keep it on the back of my bathroom door stuck onto the body of Hunter from the original gladiators.
  41. avatar Deestroyer
    Oh right, phew... that's ok then.
  42. avatar salfhal
    [quote:f31c16b983="dolphin bombers"][quote:f31c16b983="salfhal"]Try not to be too mean

    [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=425483705&albumID=0&imageID=7020016[/url][/quote:f31c16b983] ill kick your fuck in :evil:[/quote:f31c16b983]

    No. You really won't, apologies if you took it offensively, I meant no harm.

    If the dude on that MySpace told you he's Owen Morris, then he's playing a sick joke on you...

    On the other hand, if you've dreamt this up, as you've admitted to for the band in question, surley just admitting it would be easier?

    [img:f31c16b983]http://i26.tinypic.com/ja9dag.jpg[/img:f31c16b983]
  43. avatar dolphin bombers
    i dont care if you dont believe me the fat controller does and thats all that matters, as for kicking your cunt in that was a bit harsh sorry forgive me ..scotty x
  44. avatar palrub
    we've found our new in prog.. or your other fella who bucked all the girls in portadown, whatever he's doing now. go team dolphin
  45. avatar tinpot anto
    [img:143ec09ba8]http://kenoath.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/deliverance.jpg[/img:143ec09ba8]

    This thread > Deliverance
  46. avatar zuma
    <a href="http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n294/elliotsrock/?action=view&current=alanpartridge01.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n294/elliotsrock/alanpartridge01.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  47. avatar tinpot anto
    Good to see Johnny "LaFaro" Black getting close to the stars there ;-)
  48. avatar palrub
    changed it for personal reasons? what, same layout cos your bezzies4life? this is brilliant.
    [img]http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2115/2399545998_4f79505f6d.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHFSsrWLzvK3t7vOLmgt1d7GWR3KA[/img]
  49. avatar flightstrip
    hey i thought john peel was dead!n here he is looking for the bodies of the dissappeared...creepy:sick: