mistaken lyrics

  1. avatar Peter32Drivers
    Fri 1st Apr 2005, 6:11 pm

    This thread has made me immensely happy

  2. avatar comprachio
    Fri 1st Apr 2005, 7:42 pm

    take that feeling. reverse it. multiply it by two.
    thats me. |I

  3. avatar ChuckMuck
    Fri 1st Apr 2005, 9:57 pm

    i had a friend who thought that 'she moves in mysterious ways' by U2 was actually 'Shamoo the mysterious whale' :lol

  4. avatar battleofbelfast
    Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 12:04 pm

    I have a friend who thought that "and I'd stay for ages, if I could, to wake you..." By Hundred Reasons, actually said "and I'd stay for ages, if i could, to wan*k you..."
    When I say a friend, I mean me. Seriously though. Listen to it :lol

  5. avatar ensemblemaniac
    Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 1:19 pm

    It might as well be the lyrics to that hundread reasons tune 'cause they're toss,not as toss as the lost prophets.The world would be alot better a place if I ran a record label because,bands like that wouldn't exist.Meanwhile,I'll check out that link.Any more?

  6. avatar battleofbelfast
    Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 4:31 pm

    (This message was left blank) Edited by: battleofbelfast at: 2/4/05 6:12 pm

  7. avatar seajay122
    Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 10:26 pm

    best one i ever heard was someone messing up Not So Manic Now by Dubstar.

    Instead of hearing...

    'I was making myself the usual cup of tea when the doorbell strangely rang'

    This utter genius heard...

    'i was making myself the usual cup of tea when the dog smelt strangely rank'.

    :rollin

  8. avatar lemonianta
    Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 11:08 pm

    I know someonewho think's thechorus to "I predicta riot" is "i've got tourettes". Scarily, I can see their point...

  9. avatar the er
    Mon 4th Apr 2005, 1:26 am

    :rollin


    that not so manic now lyric mistake is genius hhaha

  10. avatar whosbainejakey
    Mon 4th Apr 2005, 1:04 pm

    "Cum on feel the noize
    Girls w a n k your boys
    and go wild wild wild..."

    Nuff said. Edited by: whosbainejakey at: 4/4/05 3:21 pm

  11. avatar tinpot anto
    Mon 4th Apr 2005, 1:06 pm

    I always got

    "I watched the Caterpillars falling, carried away on a moonlight shadow"

  12. avatar ensemblemaniac
    Wed 6th Apr 2005, 5:06 pm

    I've thought of another one.Don't know the proper lyrics.But,it's the Rob Zombie song:"Superbeast" & sounds like he says:"I'm hung like a donkey,I'm built like a tank,I sweat like a rapist & I @#%$ like a priest":

  13. avatar 10rapid
    Wed 6th Apr 2005, 8:18 pm

    a girl i knew at college thought the first line of wonderwall was "tuesday is gonna be the day they were gonna throw it back to you."

    another girl thought that song "how bizarre" actually had the chorus "parmesan, parmesan....."

    girls huh?

  14. avatar Damn Pest
    Wed 6th Apr 2005, 11:47 pm

    you are the weakest link, goodbye

  15. avatar TalkShowMan
    Thu 7th Apr 2005, 12:07 pm

    Funny how many people have 'friends' who get lyrics wrong, or know of 'someone' who it happened to. Own up, y'all, it was you wasn't it?

    I personally was convinced Bjork was singing 'curled up in my private tortoise' instead of 'curled up in my private TORTURES' for aaaaaaages (can't remember name of song, it's the one with Dave Arnold, 'Play Dead', is that it?). I still can't listen to it without hearing that line, it made perfect sense in my head. "her private tortoise, like her shell, aahhh".