Here's a list of stuff for sale on my spring clean:
1 Chipped Starbucks mug (stolen) - £15
Jar of 2 and 1ps - £10
half used can of fly and wasp spray - £12
Video of a fat woman dancing in a nightclub - £8
KGB Today (Paper back book) - £8
Melted Candle (no wick) - £5
Mills and Boon Postcard of a man and woman in a passionate embrace - £10
Adult male leotard (slightly soiled) - £40
Fake Blood (2 tubes) - £3 per tube.
Bag of Monkeynut shells - £2
Half eaten prittstick - £3.50
PM me, can haggle with price but not too much.
how fat is the fat woman dancing?
What is the ratio of Flies to Wasps in the Fly & Wasp Spray - in a standard 3 second burst would you spray out:
A. More flies than wasps
B. More wasps than flies
C. An even number of flies and wasps
shurely a candidate for post of the day... oh can there be a like competition for post of the day.. like most outrageous or just generally stupid thing.. doesnt have to be contentious or anything.. just something funny?
I have £50 here to secure the leotard - I assume it is soiled by multiple males??