1. avatar november kyle
    Just tried to get into the Queen's Union there and was told it was closed due to "a major incident last night". Anyone know what happened? I demand my subsidised Times!
  2. avatar the_doctor199
    I duno, the halloween ball was on in there last night, maybe it was still to scary for you to go in :)
  3. avatar T Entertainment
    Apparently there was a massive lalt spillage...culchies literally crawling through each other's vomit in 'hilarious' spiderman costumes displaying the outline of their scrota...ear-piercing shrieks of 'yeeeeooooooooooooooooo'...unbridled, devestatingly amusing banter based on county rivalry guldered until 6am...massed chorus of 'Wonderwall' as backdrop to frantic mating and boking...distressing scenes indeed.

    Or was that just my street, I'm not sure.
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  4. avatar goatboy
    Aye, those culchies love a sport of the auld Halloween lalt.

    At a guess, I'd say that a wee culchie was so lalted up he actually got his knees literally lodged behind his ears.

    Poor wee bastard.
  5. avatar blonderedhead
    I heard someone got raped in the union last night, well so someone told me today. Don't know if it's true though but it actually wouldn't surprise me
  6. avatar fastfude
    The entire Holylands appear to be buried under a foot or so of broken WKD bottles and scattered wheelie bin refuse..
  7. avatar blonderedhead
    I blame the culchies
  8. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:af667adca0="T Entertainment"]Apparently there was a massive lalt spillage...culchies literally crawling through each other's vomit in 'hilarious' spiderman costumes displaying the outline of their scrota...ear-piercing shrieks of 'yeeeeooooooooooooooooo'...unbridled, devestatingly amusing banter based on county rivalry guldered until 6am...massed chorus of 'Wonderwall' as backdrop to frantic mating and boking...distressing scenes indeed.[/quote:af667adca0]

    Still bitter you're too old to join in then?
  9. avatar ShowYourBones
    The Holylands was a mindfield this morning, almost needed stilts to venture out the front door. Brutal.

    I demand that DC/Marvel pay the Holylands a visit next Halloween, all sorts of inspiration.
  10. avatar T Entertainment
    Ragin', nothing I enjoy more than a few bars of the Fields of Athenry, throwing someone else's wheelie bin at my mates before challenging anyone who complains to get back in the house or have their knees / windies done. EDIT: that supposed to be WIN*DIES... :lol:
    Didn't actually bother me, I sleep like a log with my trusty earplugs. It was my neighbour taking her kids to school who was remarking on it this morning in the hall.

    It was really f*ck all compared to the Holylands anyway, which seems to have set new lalt records last night
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  11. avatar PhatBob
    a field full of cultchie minds fuelled by WKD could actually be more dangerous than yer old fashioned minefield too. Fact.
  12. avatar nonlogic liam
    Walking to work this morning through the Holylands was like walking through a war zone. There was broken class and vomit everywhere, and shockingly a group of culchies standing near the Spar were stilling drinking on the street at 9.30, although I tried to cross the street to avoid them a car twarted my advance and I had to walk between them (there was about ten of them), where upon one opened his toothless gob and screamed "YEOOOOOOOOOO!!!", I wanted to glass him.
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  13. avatar gtm
    Were you wearing your dressing gown?
  14. avatar himynameissween
    [img:ce69fdd630]http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/shaun-of-the-dead-zombie-group.jpg[/img:ce69fdd630]
    [i:ce69fdd630]generic cultchie reaction to girl/wkd van/hippy passing by, the holylands, yesterday.[/i:ce69fdd630]
  15. avatar nonlogic liam
    [quote:404a1f6ee1]Were you wearing your dressing gown?[/quote:404a1f6ee1]

    No I was wearing a Tyrone gaelic t-shirt, with matching hair colourant coupled with a part of Tesco jeans, and an extremely low IQ.
  16. avatar Ronan Yakuza
    [quote:9257bc8099]and [b:9257bc8099]shockingly[/b:9257bc8099] a group of culchies standing near the Spar were stilling drinking on the street at 9.30[/quote:9257bc8099]

    I didn't know you'd become so delicate Liam.
    :wink:
  17. avatar nonlogic liam
    Yes but Ronana, It's only funny when I do it...
  18. avatar Daithi jasper
    That should be the title of these threads when they duly appear every couple of months. :)
  19. avatar T Entertainment
    Holylands GAA boyz in homo-erotic S&M shocker!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w8LdlngCA4I
  20. avatar Ronan Yakuza
    [quote:3f6adb5be8="nonlogic liam"]Yes but Ronan, It's only funny when I do it...[/quote:3f6adb5be8]

    It is indeed, very funny, when you do it
  21. avatar himynameissween
    [quote:682692ac11="T Entertainment"]Holylands GAA boyz in homo-erotic S&M shocker!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w8LdlngCA4I[/quote:682692ac11]
    one of the many reasons i hate youtube.

    every f*cking idiot can post anything.
  22. avatar Ronan Yakuza
    [quote:704286a022="T Entertainment"]Holylands GAA boyz in homo-erotic S&M shocker!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w8LdlngCA4I[/quote:704286a022]

    It's not at all shocking if you know these people
    Near enough everyone at my school grabbed eachothers balls and slapped eachothers holes after P.E. GAA in the changing rooms
    Then spent the rest of the day calling everyone else a feeler or a homo
  23. avatar danbastard
    I heard that last night's incident was that the bar ran of out cheap WKD rather earlier on, instigating a breakout of rapings, assaults and impromptu games of hurley, all perpatrated by slack jawed bastards in GAA tops with long strands of straw hanging out of their foul, bigoted mouths.
  24. avatar T Entertainment
    Rugby players at my school would have hot, soapy 'pile-ons' in the showers, whip each other's arses and wave their dicks at each other...before, yes, calling everyone else a 'FRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!'
  25. avatar rentaghost
    I was wondering why there were security guard types at the union door when we drove past it today. By all accounts the Holylands was completely doolally last night. I have 2 extra burly blokes on staff at the cafe tonight just in case the nutters aren't all away home.
  26. avatar danbastard
    They're all probably away back to their respective farms to lock all the animals away, put heather on their doors and do other such things in order to keep evil spirits at bay on this wicked night of the year.
  27. avatar fastfude
    Best for all if the banter is kept out of this one. I gather [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7702953.stm]it was quite serious[/url], and tact is called for.