1. avatar daveshorty
    frig me. does anyone ever get mad chest flutters and feel like they're about to faint? i used to get em smalltime but i just got a hardcore one there and near blacked out!
  2. avatar trepanner
    All time winner. People who post here asking for info about reliable plumbers in Uzbekistan and suchlike have [i:4fa3d14102]nothing[/i:4fa3d14102] on you.

    Go to the fucking doctors!!! :shock:
  3. avatar daveshorty
    hahahaha thanks for that.
    i guess the blood must still be rushing to my head.
  4. avatar The enfant terrible
    Here's a few questions:

    are you fat?
    do you drink more than two cups of coffee per day?

    If the first one - too much cholestorol
    if second - too much caffine.

    The first one is dangerous
    the second one is less dangerous (though maybe over time).
  5. avatar daveshorty
    i'm a skinny wee **** and i haven't drank coffee for years.
    i do drink a sickening amount of beer though.
  6. avatar Strong Reaction
    Stress/diet/alcohol intake.

    Or maybe you're in love.
  7. avatar tinpot anto
    If you've gone vegan recently you want to be sure you're getting your B12 into you.

    Get on over to the doctors there as soon as you can hey.
  8. avatar Strong Reaction
    Get some kind of a fish supplement. Or buck a few avacadies down yer neck.
  9. avatar daveshorty
    i've got my vegan society supplement pills on the go =D ... must just be dying from a broken heart (cus wasp doesn't want my thingy)
  10. avatar tinpot anto
    I wouldn't be thinking that posting on fastfude is a suitable substitute from professional medical advice.

    There's a lot of bad things that could be wrong with you that you should have looked at you know. Wanting a purple intervention from the Wasp is the least of these. 8)
  11. avatar daveshorty
    i dunno... i would pretty much believe anything that comes out of wasp's mouth. speaking of things coming out of or going into wasp's mouth...
  12. avatar T Entertainment
    If you haven't got a GP or you're being quoted 2 weeks for an appointment, go to casualty and they'll run all the necessary checks on you. Bit of a wait but do. it.
  13. avatar daveshorty
    goodness me i have a feeling this is getting blown out of proportion
  14. avatar Rock Danger
    [quote:3c1960a593="daveshorty"]goodness me i have a feeling this is getting blown out of proportion[/quote:3c1960a593]

    Dave, you had a palpitation which can happen for many reasons and about 99% of them are harmless, even the ones that seem like you're gonna spit your heart out on the floor.

    Your local GP should be able to do an ECG for you, if not you can get one at casualty - again, if it's ok it'll eliminate about 99% of any problems.

    It's most likely a combo of diet and stress - I started having little palpitations alot for 2 weeks and near wet my pants, even tho I'd had palpitations many times before - just not with this frequency.

    So I went and seen a consultant, got a ECG, then a 24HR heart monitor and then and then an echo - I also had all me bloods done and I'm fine.

    If you don't feel groovy about the whole thing in yer head, go get it checked out, especially if you develop an irregular / fast pulse and chest pains.

    peas.
  15. avatar daveshorty
    yeh i may do. i mean i used to get a little palpitation once in a blue moon. and then a few months ago it crept up to nearly every day for like a month, then died away again... now i haven't had one for ages really, and this one today was the worst ever, just like aaaalmost fainting.
    alright alright everyone's convinced me...i'll phone my gp. we should organise a 'save daveshorty's life by raising money for his incredibly complicated and complex heart operation' benefit gig.
  16. avatar The enfant terrible
    Maybe it is love. When I'm watching the Hermione Granger in the later Harry Potter movies then I feel wild love pangs. I once collapsed in the middle of the cinema because of it and had to lie to the staff that I was scared of the Voldemort.

    If anyone knows her mobile number and would like to PM it to me so I can send her slushy texts then I'd be willing to offer cash.
  17. avatar 10rapid
    you probably have some kind of arythmia or atrial fibrillation. Could be due to many things but the big culprits are caffeine, alcohol and chocolate i think. Get it checked out. a 24hour heart monitor would be a good idea for a day or two as well as an ecg.
  18. avatar unplugged
    this sites getting like ask anne.
  19. avatar Per
    can anyone help me with my hairy back?
  20. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    I fear you may already be dead. See a GP asap
  21. avatar The Ronster
    I used to get heart palipations. Turned out I had [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff-Parkinson-White_syndrome]Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome[/url].

    Ended up having minor heart surgery.

    True story that.
  22. avatar nonlogic liam
    Do you have a kick ass scar though?
  23. avatar The Ronster
    I have no scar, as it was all done via keyhole surgery.

    Entry point was either side of my groin though, the result of which left me feeling like I'd been kicked hard in the balls. Repeatedly.
  24. avatar sazchops
    [quote:41ab8cc4d0]everyone's convinced me[/quote:41ab8cc4d0]

    shorty, you'd go to the doctors if you sneezed, it doesn't take much convincing!!!
  25. avatar T Entertainment
    [quote:5b708e479a="The Ronster"]I have no scar, as it was all done via keyhole surgery.

    Entry point was either side of my groin though, the result of which left me feeling like I'd been kicked hard in the balls. Repeatedly.[/quote:5b708e479a]


    Are you [i:5b708e479a]sure[/i:5b708e479a] the surgeon didn't do that when you were under, Ron?
  26. avatar danbastard
    [quote:0f4659aa13="The Ronster"]I have no scar, as it was all done via keyhole surgery.[/quote:0f4659aa13]

    Yeah, sure Ron. [i:0f4659aa13]Key[/i:0f4659aa13]hole surgery. :P
  27. avatar daveshorty
    saz... you'll go to the doctors when i kill you.
  28. avatar PhatBob
    [quote:4eacb29638="Per"]can anyone help me with my hairy back?[/quote:4eacb29638]

    You need no help - up with this sort of thing!! I have a back like a christmas jumper but an entirely smooth front. MMMmmmmmmm...
  29. avatar Pix
    [quote:904f499088="The Ronster"]I used to get heart palipations. Turned out I had [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff-Parkinson-White_syndrome]Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome[/url].

    Ended up having minor heart surgery.

    True story that.[/quote:904f499088]

    Interesting that 'Notable persons with WPW Syndrome' include Meatloaf, Marilyn Marnson and two american footballers... hmmm...
  30. avatar sazchops
    [quote:006f3fb8f8]saz... you'll go to the doctors when i kill you.[/quote:006f3fb8f8]

    you might have to get a wee check up before you kill me, just to make sure you're fit and healthy enough to perform such a devastating activity. maybe book a wee appointment for afterwards too, just incase you get injured on the process.. :P
  31. avatar daveshorty
    your time is coming sarah-louise wright... i'd be a bit more humble about it if i were you
  32. avatar sazchops
    how dare you triple name me! this may impact severely on your birthday present this weekend....
  33. avatar daveshorty
    it better be a good one saz... or you may just find out i'm not joking *cackle cackle* i was born just after halloween, that's evidence enough of the evil i'm capable of i think...
  34. avatar sazchops
    yes, i forgot about your knowledge of evilness and halloweeny stuff..

    what's a banshee, shorty? :P
  35. avatar daveshorty
    you've done it now saz. that's it. see you later.

    .....with a knife.
  36. avatar Per
    Get a room you two. more scar talk!
  37. avatar nonlogic liam
    Scars are cool and all the girls love them. That's why I'm a babe magnet. Sigh/weep...
  38. avatar The enfant terrible
    I wonder if the Hermione likes scars? I want to kiss her.
  39. avatar sazchops
    i've a great neck scar. it's good for making up ridiculous stories about how it got there! :)