1. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    Yer man Lightbody struggles to talk to women.
    The frontman admitted he uses his song-writing talents to express his feelings about the opposite sex.
    He said: 'I think I write honestly about what goes on in a guy's mind, and girls are interested in that.
    I'm not the best communicator when it comes to talking to women but I'm much better when I have a pen and paper in my hand.'
    also
    the band admitted they 'set stuff on fire' while making their new album
    It's important to love your instrument, but it's also important to set it on fire."
  2. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    why didn't he "light" his own "body"?
  3. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    he probably did, that's why he has trouble with women
    [quote:11d6c6f4a5="Tiocfaidh Ar La"]
    It's important to love your instrument, but it's also important to set it on fire."[/quote:11d6c6f4a5] :lol: :lol:
  4. avatar Sadoldgit
    your user name reminds me of seeing someone write


    "Chucky ar lar" on a loo block wall many years ago.
    When I suggested he might actually check the spelling, he advised me to "fuck off you Brit bastard"

    Nice to see someone at least debasing the Irish language with correct spelling.

    Your day, it would seem, has come....given that we now have the shinners in government.
  5. avatar goatboy
    [quote:b1d7c7574e="Sadoldgit"]Nice to see someone at least debasing the Irish language with correct spelling.[/quote:b1d7c7574e]

    Yes, perhaps. I don't have so much of a problem with the username, as such, but the avatar is a bit out of fucking order.

    He's a boul wee mucker.
  6. avatar goatboy
    In fact, fuck that..... I have a problem with the username too.

    I have no idea why one of the moderators accepted a registration for someone with a username like that and his avatar just sums up what kind of small minded idiot this is.

    Personally, I think it's completely fucking disgraceful.
  7. avatar jonnywad
    gary lightbody has a 10 inch penis. fact.
  8. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:1be445d9d8="goatboy"]In fact, fuck that..... I have a problem with the username too.

    I have no idea why one of the moderators accepted a registration for someone with a username like that and his avatar just sums up what kind of small minded idiot this is.

    Personally, I think it's completely fucking disgraceful.[/quote:1be445d9d8]
    BIG breath, chill fa facks sake,don't let it get on ya goat dat more acceptable to ya? :lol:
  9. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    I was wondering why it hadn't been questioned already...
  10. avatar 10rapid
    what was it?
  11. avatar artofdarkness
    [quote:8b87e7a155="Sadoldgit"]Nice to see someone at least debasing the Irish language with correct spelling. [/quote:8b87e7a155]
    That's what I thought too - respect for the spelling - though the English translation of the username is 'attention-seeking'.

    What happened to the Lightbody's drinking problem, was it serious or was it last month's rock-and-roll press release to promote their latest material? Not that I wish him ill, but you start to be cynical about everything.
  12. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    I thought they were being uber ironic, it's so hard to tell these days.
  13. avatar abze
    Respect for the spelling, aye. For the Béarlachas, no.

    Beidh ár lá linn, maybe?
  14. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    cheers, I like my avatar as while..X....."wombat".
  15. avatar The enfant terrible
    It's awful to see a gang of prods picking on poor Tiocfaidh Ar La. Welcome to the forum matey.
  16. avatar whipchorus
    Has someone told the Holylands culchies about Fastfude?
  17. avatar TheJaneBradfords
    Someone speaks Irish and they're both a culchie and from the Holylands?!? I know more 'native belfast' Irish speakers than 'culchies'

    Still. Username is a bit daft. Its the 90s nai m8... move an...
  18. avatar jonnywad
    gary lightbody can do things to a woman that you couldn't even imagine. with his 10 inch cock.
  19. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    [quote:946a47343a="TheJaneBradfords"]Someone speaks Irish and they're both a culchie and from the Holylands?!? I know more 'native belfast' Irish speakers than 'culchies'

    Still. Username is a bit daft. Its the 90s nai m8... move an...[/quote:946a47343a]

    I was thinking the same thing, but feared to speak out because of agricultural ancestry.
  20. avatar steelydan
    the next username allowed should therefore be KAT or maybe burn all huns. lets take it up a notch sure.

    would that be a laugh too?

    i find the username offensive and im actually a bit fucked off its allowed on here. this site was never political and i dont see why it should be now.

    get a life mate. nobody will take anything you post on here seriously until you create a proper account. :smt011
  21. avatar goatboy
    [quote:0c0e466ac3="steelydan"]i find the username offensive and im actually a bit fucked off its allowed on here. this site was never political and i dont see why it should be now.

    get a life mate. nobody will take anything you post on here seriously until you create a proper account. :smt011[/quote:0c0e466ac3]

    Yes, well said. For those of you that missed it, his avatar was of the national flag for the Republic of Ireland with Irish Republican Army written across it.

    This is the kind of thing that shouldn't be allowed no matter what side of the fence that it comes from.
  22. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:34edb73408="goatboy"][quote:34edb73408="steelydan"]i find the username offensive and im actually a bit fucked off its allowed on here. this site was never political and i dont see why it should be now.

    get a life mate. nobody will take anything you post on here seriously until you create a proper account. :smt011[/quote:34edb73408]

    Yes, well said. For those of you that missed it, his avatar was of the national flag for the Republic of Ireland with Irish Republican Army written across it.

    This is the kind of thing that shouldn't be allowed no matter what side of the fence that it comes from.[/quote:34edb73408]


    right, jis ta piss ya off it's back. now what is it that get's on ure goat?...sticks and stones,sticks and stone..........and a bottle of bucky,

    Drive west on Sunset
    To the sea
    Turn that jungle music down
    Just until we're out of town
    This is no one night stand
    It's a real occasion
    Close your eyes and you'll be there
    It's everything they say
    The end of a perfect day
    Distant lights from across the bay
    Babylon sisters shake it
    Babylon sisters shake it
    So fine so young
    Tell me I'm the only one

    Here come those Santa Ana winds again

    We'll jog with show folk on the sand
    Drink kirschwasser from a shell
    San Francisco show and tell
    Well I should know by now
    That it's just a spasm
    Like a Sunday in T.J.
    That it's cheap but it's not free
    That I'm not what I used to be
    And that love's not a game for three

    Babylon sisters shake it
    Babylon sisters shake it
    So fine so young
    Tell me I'm the only one

    My friends say no don't go
    For that cotton candy
    Son you're playing with fire
    The kid will live and learn
    As he watches his bridges burn
    From the point of no return

    Babylon sisters shake it
    Babylon sisters shake it
    So fine so young
    Tell me I'm the only one

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  23. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    P.S
    wha hav i written is political ,is luckin at tri color (wiff out da u ) on it's side wiff words on it an a armalite really that offensive? ca mon, git over it!! :lol: 4 get the past, if tha is wa we told 2 do, move on an all ( is that political, if so sarry not meant ta offend any1) :wink:
  24. avatar steelydan
    honestly. why are you even on here. if you are going to speak refrain from that spide chav language i like to call text speak.
    why should people make you feel welcome here with your first post using that daft username and avatar being utterly offensive.

    ill be frank with you, although you can still be the worlds No1 republican.

    you sir are a complete tool. and yes i can tell that from what you type on here. you disgust me.

    or as you would say

    u sIr r a cmplt t2l

    Funy though, my take on it is that if i came on here as ULSTER DEFENCE HERO or <TAIGS OUT> with a british flag avatar id prob have lasted less time than you pal. Or maybe im wrong? to me none of its acceptable. Its fucking daft and not music related.

    And your new avatar of a republican flag and an AK 47?
    Proud of supporting a bunch of murderers are you and their "struggle" ?

    And your daft spidey song lyrics....listen.....
    [size=24:9138c5c674]FUCK OFF![/size:9138c5c674] [size=7:9138c5c674](but what about your humaaaan reeetes?)[/size:9138c5c674]
    it.
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  25. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:8c403eb3c7="steelydan"]honestly. why are you even on here. if you are going to speak refrain from that spide chav language i like to call text speak.
    why should people make you feel welcome here with your first post using that daft username and avatar being utterly offensive.

    ill be frank with you, although you can still be the worlds No1 republican.

    you sir are a complete tool. and yes i can tell that from what you type on here. you disgust me.

    or as you would say

    u sIr r a cmplt t2l[/quote:8c403eb3c7]
    daf 2 u frank an when diddy ask peeps 2 b nice 2 me?.........as 4 Tool, class band!........ure easly offended..... :)........P.S.......when did DA DAN B CUM SPIDES.......
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  26. avatar steelydan
    ak47s? IRA avatar.

    Nah mate not offended. Just think your a cunt.

    And if youre allowed to stay posting on this forum as that it says something about this site.

    Im sure Roger will have you booted out once he sees your avatar and the shite you post.

    [img:35031d6c4d]http://fastfude.org/forums/images/avatars/1368b6d24b413fc77f80925921370d97_1224963242.jpg[/img:35031d6c4d]
    republican propaganda avatar. how classy.

    Nobody brings their political views to this forum, never have. so who are you to start you prick.
  27. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:3d69830baa="steelydan"]ak47s? IRA avatar.

    Nah mate not offended. Just think your a cunt.

    And if youre allowed to stay posting on this forum as that it says something about this site.

    Im sure Roger will have you booted out once he sees your avatar and the shite you post.

    [img:3d69830baa]http://fastfude.org/forums/images/avatars/1368b6d24b413fc77f80925921370d97_1224963242.jpg[/img:3d69830baa]
    republican propaganda avatar. how classy.[/quote:3d69830baa]
    leave ROG out of this, I LOVE M
    1.cunt love it hate it

    Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
    My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
    2. cunt

    A synonym for a woman's genitalia, vagina, pussy, etc.
    She has the preetiest cunt :-)
    I want to fuck her cunt
    You fucking cunt!
    I want to eat her cunt
    The two women were fucking each other's cunt
    3. cunt

    One of the best parts of a girl's body.
    The one thing most guys want to get to.
    A reciever for the male penis.
    A degrading name for a girl.
    That girl's cunt is tighter than a vice grip.
    Susie has got one fine cunt.
    That girl Alice is a cunt.
    4. cunt

    A slang word for a vagina.
    I have a dripping wet cunt.
    5. cunt

    The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.

    It has almost replaced the word 'mate', often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can't be bothered trying to remember your name.
    Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
    American feminist: I find that insulting
    Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off
    Sarry ROG an ALL........ :lol:
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  28. avatar steelydan
    google that up did you IRA boy?
  29. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:fa63ce6d45="steelydan"]google that up did you IRA boy?[/quote:fa63ce6d45]
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: here, if ya look at wa i've posted on here tell me wa offends ya, i need a smoke and no i did not google it...b back soon mate so don't go away..... :wink:
  30. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    right cunt, we haven't gone away ya no, :lol: .........p.s ca'mon rog I've quoted lyrics



    2) Trolling
    Making posts that just blindly offend or have nothing to do with anything will often just get binned. Moderators already have enough work dealing with legitimate conversation and don't need to waste time with threads that have no place on a music community site. There's a lot of tolerance for non-music posts that might have common interest with the other users, but not posts that have no intent or point. Keep your posts civil and rational and they'll most likely stay.

    more may follow...
  31. avatar bernard
    [quote:bb563e3cdc="steelydan"]

    And your new avatar of a republican flag and an AK 47?
    Proud of supporting a bunch of murderers are you and their "struggle" ?

    And your daft spidey song lyrics....listen.....
    [size=24:bb563e3cdc]FUCK OFF![/size:bb563e3cdc] [size=7:bb563e3cdc](but what about your humaaaan reeetes?)[/size:bb563e3cdc]
    it.[/quote:bb563e3cdc]

    irony
    if you're going to have a go at someone for their offensive politics, try to leave your own out of the argument
  32. avatar miss catface
    its hard to tell if anything you've said is offensive because it takes so bloody long trying to read the horrible txt speak. but whether you have or not i'd say your gun covered ira flag logo along with our day will come username is going to raise eyebrows on a music forum.
  33. avatar remaderyan
    [quote:d4a84ca4ce="bernard"][quote:d4a84ca4ce="steelydan"]

    And your new avatar of a republican flag and an AK 47?
    Proud of supporting a bunch of murderers are you and their "struggle" ?

    And your daft spidey song lyrics....listen.....
    [size=24:d4a84ca4ce]FUCK OFF![/size:d4a84ca4ce] [size=7:d4a84ca4ce](but what about your humaaaan reeetes?)[/size:d4a84ca4ce]
    it.[/quote:d4a84ca4ce]

    irony
    if you're going to have a go at someone for their offensive politics, try to leave your own out of the argument[/quote:d4a84ca4ce]

    So -what your saying here is that his opinion on the IRA is as offensive to you as T.A.L's opinion is to Steelydan.. ffs.

    that could get repetitive... and very boring.

    Fact is, most people(especially in our musical scene) dont give a shit about other peoples religion or politial opinions. What has anyones view on the past load of years got to do with wether or not someone can write/play/record decent music?
    Stating your opinion on any of that stuff is going to just wind up 50% of the people. that is obvious. So unless someone is thick/deranged/born in a bubble then they're fully aware of what they're doing and trying to start something.

    I don't think you can argue that its a valid in the context of this forum regardless of your own personal views on the subject he is clearly referencing.

    therefore this user should be deleted and an account created inline with the spirit of this forum.


    Also, the browser doesnt have such a small limit on what you type, you dont get charged 12p or whatever it is for 160 characters, surely shortening all your words takes more time than actually just typing them out? TXT speak should be banned from this place too..

    rant over.
  34. avatar Sadoldgit
    TBH I find the avatar peurile in the extreme.

    One of my best mates at Uni had a huge SF in celtic lettering over his folder, so, I`ve no particular bother with your political views, though my own feeling has always been there is more to unite than divide us in this little corner of ireland.

    As one old enough to remember and have experienced the worst excesses of the "troubles" I sincerely hope that we are becoming a more mature society.
    Certainly, my onw kids have been brought up to be proud of their Irish heritage, but proud to be Northern irishmen with a sense of place.

    If, as I suspect you are young, I find your profile sad .
    Judge people not by their creed, colour, religion or poitical viewpoint, but by the fact that they are willing to be your friend.
    Music should unite, not divide, and as someone with a foot in both relgio-political camps in this place, I would have hoped for a more enlightened view from the under 25`s on this site.
  35. avatar steelydan
    lets not fight the fellas side and defend this racist bell end.
    if it doesnt offend you, you are either a hardcore republican or a nutter.

    the guy posts republican propaganda and has been allowed to do so on this site. its s forum right? you can say what you want? offensive to long term users or not? really? is that the vibe?

    Its all AK47s and IRA banners on fastfude this wintertime.

    Although I still suspect once ROG sees your shite you will be deleted? Or can I now create "UDA MASTERMIND" username with a loyalist flag?

    :roll:
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  36. avatar The enfant terrible
    You're getting really worked up about this. Yo chucky here's that rise you were hoping for:


    [img:9d689c80e1]http://www.bgfl.bridgend.gov.uk/Teachers/Resources/Images/cardiff_bay/High%20Rise%20Flats%20off%20Bute%20Street.jpg[/img:9d689c80e1]
  37. avatar Dirty Stevie Grizz
    PUT OUT YOUR FLEG.
  38. avatar Steven Dedalus
    [quote:e26e56169e="Sadoldgit"]

    As one old enough to remember and have experienced the worst excesses of the "troubles" I sincerely hope that we are becoming a more mature society.
    [/quote:e26e56169e]

    I wouldn't hold thy breath, sir.

    But, indeed it appears that a controversy has exploded upon the ol' internet.

    Poor old Roger. Hope you enjoyed your DVDs over the weekend, somewhat serving to sooth the pain that will greet you upon your return.


    Oh yeah, I forgot....I'm opposed to it, and all that sort of thing.
  39. avatar T Entertainment
    YEW CENNAWT ATE A FLEG!
  40. avatar rentaghost
    you see what threads like this are responsible for!

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20081027/tuk-national-day-plans-scrapped-6323e80.html

    So much for an extra day off!
  41. avatar tinpot anto
    See if Strongbow and the Normans hadn't have had the idea of outmanuvering the Saxon armies by establishing a base on Irish Soil in 1189 then NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!

    :lol:

    Strongbow and The Normans needs to be a punk band NOW.
  42. avatar rentaghost
    i blame oliver cromwell's ma.
  43. avatar Albert
    My first post!
    I do believe this chaps mother is actually his father.
  44. avatar trepanner
    Cavorts Upon The Carpet Laughing My Posterior Off!
  45. avatar Chi-Lite
    This wee fella must be Roger having a laugh, otherwise surely he'd be off tae fuck.

    Actually though, Bernard does have a point, to come on here and complain about people being offensively political and then in the same sentence start talking about "murdering bastards and their so-called struggle is a bit rich

    But still, somebody's a bit of a child here like, there's no call for it.

    When it's not always raining,
    There'll be days like this

    Come on, singalong here
  46. avatar trepanner
    Wuddin it be great if it wus like this all the time?
  47. avatar rentaghost
    [img:f8951b8ed3]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2007/05/08/pais3.jpg[/img:f8951b8ed3]

    Its the way they tell 'em
  48. avatar Chi-Lite
    Come on but, let's heed the words of my hero, Kevin Rowland.

    "You know recently.
    You know, recently.
    I was just thinking about one thing and another
    and you know, music crossed my mind
    Yeah?
    Yeah
    It occurred to me to switch on the radio
    I wanted to hear some music

    So I turned it on, it was Radio One,
    Sid Jenkins on the air
    He had synthesizers and soulful guises,
    I think you know the type of thing
    Yeah, I know
    It was alright
    Ah, it was alright
    It was OK ?
    Yeah, it was ok
    was alright
    I wouldn't want to makeany complaints or anything like that,
    there was just one problem
    What was that?
    It all sounded the same
    You mean it all sounded similar?
    I mean it all sounded the same

    Anyway, so I started asking around, you know.
    I started making a few enquiries,
    just putting out a few feelers
    Yeah?
    Yeah.
    I had a word with a couple of socialists on my way
    Socialists?
    Yeah, you know, ah, the so-called socialists, I can't remember the exact terminology
    you know the ones I mean
    I don't mind telling you that their replies to my questions
    it came as a big surprise to me you know, it really did
    Yeah?
    Yeah
    To put you in the picture what happened was
    we were just having a conversation and I sort of dropped it out, ya know.
    I said I said I said i said
    "How do you feel about Ireland?"
    Ireland?
    Yeah, Ireland
    That place, it's just across the sea
    Oh yeah, I know the place
    Well they said they said they said:
    "We're for Sandinista, Cuba's militia,
    the P L O, M.P.L.A, Afghanistan and Babylon" and on and on and on
    And I said: "Alright, Alright,
    but what do you think about Belfast?"
    And what did they say?
    Well, their replies were various, yeah various, yeah various
    but they all had one thing in common.
    And what was that?

    They all sounded the same
    You mean they sounded alike ?
    They all sounded the same

    Well, that's about the size of it,
    what can I tell you?
    You tell me. I dunno,
    It's just one of those of things
    What you mean one of 'those' things?
    Yeah, one of those things man, you know"




    Never a truer word.
  49. avatar my-angel-rocks
    [quote:defa4a81da="rentaghost"]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20081027/tuk-national-day-plans-scrapped-6323e80.html

    So much for an extra day off![/quote:defa4a81da]

    Thank goodness for that... Not that I'm against an extra day off work more against meaningless bullshit patriotism.
  50. avatar tinpot anto
    PROVIES REBRANDED
    [img:e11dcf558c]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/245246275_c1f98fe26f.jpg[/img:e11dcf558c]
    [img:e11dcf558c]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/245246209_68791128c3.jpg[/img:e11dcf558c]
    [img:e11dcf558c]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/245246146_a16eec5e0f.jpg[/img:e11dcf558c]
    (Also in Green, White and Orange) - Love the moustache guard in that last one. :lol:
  51. avatar Strong Reaction
    The last ones a touch Evel Knieval.
  52. avatar The enfant terrible
    With rising energy prices the balaclava's due a comeback (in a good way). Sure it's just a big glove for your head.
  53. avatar POSITIVExYOUTH
    Thank God they probably don't know about this in Ballymoney. Could you immagine what a shambles it would become?
  54. avatar artofdarkness
    Surely it's only a matter of time before somebody gets a grant from the Arts Council for reinterpreting the history of the Troubles through the medium of knitting, thereby harking back to the local textile industries of yesteryear, while environmentally reusing the yarn from decomissioned Army jumpers - all that should tick a few boxes on the list of qualifying factors.

    And then get other people to do the knitting for you, because no self-respecting (ie rich) artist produces their own work these days.
  55. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    [quote:3b20fabe02="tinpot anto"]PROVIES REBRANDED
    [img:3b20fabe02]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/245246275_c1f98fe26f.jpg[/img:3b20fabe02]
    [img:3b20fabe02]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/245246209_68791128c3.jpg[/img:3b20fabe02]
    [img:3b20fabe02]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/245246146_a16eec5e0f.jpg[/img:3b20fabe02]
    (Also in Green, White and Orange) - Love the moustache guard in that last one. :lol:[/quote:3b20fabe02]


    Is it just me or is there an innate sadness in the eyes of the first balaclava clad model
  56. avatar The enfant terrible
    [quote:8723929b49="Mickeycolensoparade"]


    Is it just me or is there an innate sadness in the eyes of the first balaclava clad model[/quote:8723929b49]

    I think it's to do with having one really badly plucked eyebrow and not knowing whether to pluck the other for symmetry or just leave it alone.
  57. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    it's a pity they couldn't get a living model for the second one as well
  58. avatar wanderluster
    My first post!
    [quote:e08d955c61]Sat 25th Oct 2008, 1:53 pm
    gary lightbody can do things to a woman that you couldn't even imagine. with his 10 inch cock.[/quote:e08d955c61]
    mmmm Ive seen said cock, and its actually pretty small. He does know how to work it though.