1. avatar Rezo
    What's the craic with her? Drunk? High? Nuts? Oxygen Thief?
  2. avatar T Entertainment
    I think she was gurgling that she'd taken Chlorapromazine...which is the archetypal chemical cosh and her utterly smacked out behaviour would suggest she might well have been. Washed down with a quarter bottle of Kulov, probably.
    People do take it recreationally but it's a very old treatement for schizophrenia.

    Here it is:
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3mhWhUnaibw
  3. avatar ShowYourBones
    She's future wife material. Leave her alone you callous fiends.
  4. avatar RabbBennett
    Who cares?
    Is that why Mums go to Iceland!
  5. avatar tinpot anto
    I've got the camera ready to record my very own "LEAVE KERRY ALONE!" Youtube clip.

    I'm crying for her pain already.
  6. avatar Chi-Lite
    I went to that youtube clip, and someone has helpfully added the comment;

    [quote:c8e479ee39]McFadden will never be given custody of their kids. A few years ago, he collapsed on stage in Japan and was rushed to hospital with severe stomach pains.

    When he had his stomach pumped it was found to contain traces of semen from all the other members of Westlife[/quote:c8e479ee39]


    didn't bother watching the clip.
  7. avatar tinpot anto
    Fuck sake Marty like, I heard that same story about Andy Bell in 1986 - I didn't even know what semen was then!
  8. avatar daveshorty
    big fat diddies
  9. avatar Chi-Lite
    I'd believe it of Andy Bell, but not Vince Clarke, even though he made that song with Fearghal Sharkey in The Assembly. And there was only two people in Erasure, so your analogy doesn't bear close scrutiny.

    It must have been an outsider's semen
  10. avatar trepanner
    It was a conglomerate of Rod Stewart and Marc Almond's semen, I heard.
  11. avatar Chi-Lite
    The collective noun for semen is not "conglomerate"....you may have been thinking of "conglobulate", which is an acceptable regional variation, but I prefer the more universal "spunk-lump".

    [i:fd32981678]A spunk-lump of semen was found in the stomach of fey erasure vocalist, Andy Bell[/i:fd32981678]
    [size=9:fd32981678]Guardian, 1987[/size:fd32981678]
  12. avatar trepanner
    You may be right; I became slightly confused over the proper terminology for a cocktail of manfats there.

    Shine up the Cat-Signal, we'll have this resolved quick-smart.
  13. avatar yurwell
    Kerry Katona...

    you would
  14. avatar tinpot anto
    There you go like, there was me thinking that "stomach full of jizz" story was an oul pile of gay stereotyped pish.
  15. avatar trepanner
    No, it's true. My friend told me his friend told him in a lift about it happening to his uncle. He didn't get to finish the story though, because Eddie Murphy walked in and said "Hit the floor", and they both thought it was a stick-up. Good times.
  16. avatar jonnywad
    [quote:e4eb3ce805]When he had his stomach pumped it was found to contain traces of semen from all the other members of Westlife[/quote:e4eb3ce805]

    [quote:e4eb3ce805]I heard that same story about Andy Bell in 1986 [/quote:e4eb3ce805]

    i very much doubt it. westlife weren't around in 1986.
  17. avatar tinpot anto
    Yes of course, and the idea that they identified the individual source of each sperm so that it would make a good story [i:02c34db3fe]doesn't[/i:02c34db3fe] bother you? Or maybe they are colour coded with UV dyes so that Louis could tell them apart at the Blacklight Sauna
  18. avatar 10rapid
    :lol:
  19. avatar rentaghost
    Anyway - back to Katona. Apprently she is bipolar, which led to a bipolar friend of mine noting the following:

    "It's early in the morning and she's still hungover from the medication she takes to treat her illness. I am exactly the same at that time of morning. A lot of people, myself included, have real difficulty functioning in the morning because of their medication. It's especially true if you take antipsychotics, which are usually taken at night and bomb you into unconsciousness. When I was working and taking my medication, there were concerns in the office that I was an alcoholic due to the fact that in the mornings my speech was slurred! I've never had any real affection for Kerry Katona, but I do feel quite sorry for her in this respect. She's going to get crucified for something that's not her fault."
  20. avatar Eamonn Evangelists
    I'm sure she'll get a few bucks for her side of the story from the glossy mags in any case.
  21. avatar Strong Reaction
    And for tastefully getting her clothes off for Nuts/Tits/Arse whatever.
  22. avatar supershedseven
    4 kids she has, someone needs to explain to her that contraception isnt somthing you go to when checking into a hotel.

    Um the bum no babies kerry, i know i would!
  23. avatar my-angel-rocks
    as eloquent as always
  24. avatar VimFuego
    That "woman" brings my piss to the boil. Media whore of the highest calibre.

    They should have left her in the jungle, the fat hoor.
  25. avatar unplugged
    Balls to Bipolar. maybe slightly slurred speech but in the interview:
    The woman is obviously half blocked and coked of her newly operated on tits.
    For someone who declared themselves bankrupt then has 16,000 knocker surgery the week after she needs a slapping.
    I bet it wasnt on the NHS.

    Stupid cow. New face of iceland coming right up.

    Shes a total media whore milking any glimpse of her on the box for every penny she can get. Im glad she made a cunt of herself on morning TV. Worth every penny she got. The woman ovbiously has a drink problem and for sake of if not herself, her kids, should seek help in all seriousness though. She reminds me a bit of Penelope Cruz in the movie Blow when she goes off on one on coke.

    I still dont like her though
    :D
  26. avatar The enfant terrible
    Fern Britton has some cheek slabbering to anyone about having an addictive personality, ryvita eating mutherfucker.
  27. avatar unplugged
    :lol:

    i was thinking that myself.
    So you get up at 7am, turn on the TV which we pay over the knuckle for to enlighten our little lives, and we are faced with a man who used to hang about with a stuffed gopher, a piss artist coked off her tits trying to milk the last penny out of her 15 mins of fame rolling about a leather sofa and a jolly chubby woman critising said piss artist.

    Makes for brilliant morning television. I couldnt wait to awaken to it. :lol:
  28. avatar fastfude
    The entire Internet would like to make it clear that Unplugged's comments in no way reflect it's own opinions, and thinks he should crawl back under his copy of the Sunday Sport, the sanctimonious, reactionary tit.
  29. avatar tinpot anto
    Oddly Kerry Katona and her behaviour has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER, this is because I am [b:ffbef85dd3]not[/b:ffbef85dd3], at last checking, a sanctomonious garden fence busy-body who needs a fucking gunk of WISE UP shoved up my bangle.
  30. avatar whipchorus
    Kerry Katona - she truly was the People's Princess.
  31. avatar tenrabbits
    [quote:4b8a2af8ee="unplugged"]turn on the TV which we pay over the knuckle for to enlighten our little lives[/quote:4b8a2af8ee]

    Why don't you watch one of the channels you pay for then.. as ITV is paid for by ads.
  32. avatar trepanner
    Calm down, don't take it so seriously. He's only joking, and y'all need to lighten up.





    (I'm just pre-empting here)
  33. avatar tinpot anto
    Anyway Kozzi has had experience with loads of media hungry fools over the years and he will just have to say that hands down Kerry Katona is the best, she completely SLAYS more high-end models like Posh Spice and Kate Moss. Don't waste your money on big brand names that are actually shabbily put together by dirty arabs and such.

    Seriously the low-end tone that you get from Katona is as good as anything even Paris Hilton could put out.

    In fact it just so happens he's selling a copy of her new DVD and Biography right now.

    www.fastfude.org/kozzioversellsjunk
  34. avatar trepanner
    That's not Kozzi, that's Steely Dan. How dare you suggest they are one and the same? I'm calling my lawyer.*


    * More accurately, I'm calling my lawyer a c*nt.
  35. avatar Pete
    [quote:8645268a28="tinpot anto"]Anyway Kozzi has had experience with loads of media hungry fools over the years and he will just have to say that hands down Kerry Katona is the best, she completely SLAYS more high-end models like Posh Spice and Kate Moss. Don't waste your money on big brand names that are actually shabbily put together by dirty arabs and such.

    Seriously the low-end tone that you get from Katona is as good as anything even Paris Hilton could put out.

    In fact it just so happens he's selling a copy of her new DVD and Biography right now.

    www.fastfude.org/kozzioversellsjunk[/quote:8645268a28]

    :smt041
  36. avatar The enfant terrible
    Was my post about Fern Britton deleted because it said she'd a cheek to talk to anyone about having an addictive personality or because it called her a ryvita eating mutherfucker?
  37. avatar trepanner
    It's still there you blind bastard.
  38. avatar my-angel-rocks
    Someone's obviously been thinking about fern britton too much
  39. avatar The enfant terrible
    So it is. I'd sooner think about Fern Britton than the other fern (cotton) who looks like all you'd have to do to get her into your bedroom is leave a trail of breadcrums and let her peck her way up.
  40. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    http://www.fastfude.org/kozzioversellsjunk

    here thon link wont work?

    Not Found

    The requested URL /kozzioversellsjunk was not found on this server.
    Apache/2.0.54 Server at fastfude.org Port 80
  41. avatar steelydan
    thats cos its not real you republican fool.

    again anto not correct you assume the wrong person.

    good guess though. nice guy is anto, although the guy with the IRA avatar is still a cock.

    Grow up boy. Sorry you are only 14 hence your avatar. ooops.
  42. avatar Tiocfaidh Ar La
    [quote:21037dfd32="steelydan"]thats cos its not real you republican fool.

    again anto not correct you assume the wrong person.

    good guess though. nice guy is anto, although the guy with the IRA avatar is still a cock.

    Grow up boy. Sorry you are only 14 hence your avatar. ooops.[/quote:21037dfd32]

    wha is wif u.......leave it, git over ureself will ya :lol:
  43. avatar The Grace Jones
    [quote:f3b2cfa470="steelydan"]
    again anto not correct you assume the wrong person.
    [/quote:f3b2cfa470]

    Come off it Ryan. It is as plain as the Tokais up your camel-hair coat (which is presumably also for sale) :D
  44. avatar steelydan
    awk im only raking him :lol: