1. avatar frajam
    .......Least want to gig with????

    For me it would be Elton John.

    I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole :wink:
  2. avatar The enfant terrible
    Kurt Cobain - Smelly Tramp
  3. avatar rl-vl
    Paul Moore.
  4. avatar remedy malahide
    [quote:b55bba1be6]I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole [/quote:b55bba1be6]
    Bit homophobic that?
  5. avatar kinta1
    tis!

    disgusting that sort of behaviour

    how dare someone hold them prehistoric views in the modern world when assholes are obviously the new fanyards ;-)
  6. avatar T Entertainment
    [quote:fd64e82a3b="frajam"].......Least want to gig with????

    For me it would be Elton John.

    I always wish for my exit hole to remain an exit hole and never become an entry hole :wink:[/quote:fd64e82a3b]


    ROFL!

    Cretin.
  7. avatar Chi-Lite
    Hardly homophobic though. :wink:
  8. avatar T Entertainment
    I suppose if you've problems with the issue of homosexuality already, you might not think so.
    Otherwise, it blatantly has a homophobic subtext.
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  9. avatar trepanner
    It is homophobic, the implication that homosexuals are also bum-rapists is plainly a fundamentally homophobic viewpoint. :D


    (runs away)
  10. avatar Chi-Lite
    Ha, fair enough, that implication is well homophobic.

    I was just going on thon thing quoted, i didn't even read the first bit. I suppose, to presume that Elton John would rape the arse of ye because he's gay is well homophobic, aye. :lol:

    Although Paul Doherty has an interesting story to tell in that regard, about Paul Weller, haven't ye Doc?
    :lol: :lol:
  11. avatar jonnywad
    Didn't know that it was a prerequisite of playing with Elton John that you get your arse buggered?
  12. avatar Chi-Lite
    You never know, he is a well known diva.

    It could be part of the rider.
  13. avatar T Entertainment
    Yeah, and if you tour with Jay-Z, watch out for your wallet!!!!!! ROFL LOLZ

    After all those black chaps are a bit light fingered, what?
    Much like the gays and their rampant arse touching.
  14. avatar Thedevilsfavouriteson
    i wouldnt wanna play with jay-z he has too many problems.lucky his bitch aint one.
  15. avatar trepanner
    The Varionis; Autorun; the TPO; The Vals; Arcane.

    Have I missed any?
  16. avatar Chi-Lite
    any what?

    And here, I was talking purely about Elton john as a person, not our homosexual friends of all hues. :lol:

    "I don't mean that we're better than jesus as a person, or a thing, or whatever it is"
  17. avatar trepanner
    [quote:ab839379b9="Chi-Lite"]any what?[/quote:ab839379b9]

    Any local bands with members with "foot-in-mouth" syndrome, that have enacted EPIC FAIL upon these very pages for the public's viewing pleasure, that kind of thing?
  18. avatar Chi-Lite
    pah!

    I scoff at you, trepanner.

    Scoff! :lol:
  19. avatar trepanner
    Hey, I'm not complaining, you're the reason I keep coming back!

    (now that Prog has gone.. sniffle)
  20. avatar Chi-Lite
    :-D It will be a sad sad day when we can no longer rip the piss out of Elton John
  21. avatar unplugged
    Gary Glitter is a definite no no
  22. avatar trepanner
    I [i:dec5c72c81]DID[/i:dec5c72c81] miss one!!
  23. avatar pauldoherty
    [quote:b8d9888961="Chi-Lite"]Ha, fair enough, that implication is well homophobic.


    Although Paul Doherty has an interesting story to tell in that regard, about Paul Weller, haven't ye Doc?
    :lol: :lol:[/quote:b8d9888961]

    Is true Malone......but I'll not bore people with detail.... :lol: :lol:
  24. avatar frajam
    Just to make it clear im not a homophobe. In fact i love the gays :-D Queen are afterall my favourite band :)

    That 'exit hole entry hole' business is a quote i merely lifted from ' Ali G indahouse ' Crap film i know.

    Elton John? Personally i wish he had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury. I just dont like the guy.

    Doubt much tis will stop the rant :roll:
  25. avatar Captain Kennedy
    [quote:f9cc675903="Thedevilsfavouriteson"]i wouldnt wanna play with jay-z he has too many problems.lucky his bitch aint one.[/quote:f9cc675903]

    99 to be exact.
  26. avatar PhatBob
    McFly - I reckon they'd show me up for the hack that I am...see how many number ones yer man's written?
  27. avatar pauldoherty
    [quote:d8284f67e6="trepanner"][quote:d8284f67e6="Chi-Lite"]any what?[/quote:d8284f67e6]

    Any local bands with members with "foot-in-mouth" syndrome, that have enacted EPIC FAIL upon these very pages for the public's viewing pleasure, that kind of thing?[/quote:d8284f67e6]

    This is true,and Marty is the king.....but it's all a bit of craic sure.
    I think some bands think they will make a career by ball-licking on fastfude......sorry guys it aint happening :lol: :lol:
  28. avatar Chi-Lite
    Aye, but you're forgetting that I win.

    :lol:
  29. avatar pauldoherty
    But you do talk some balls like.... :-D
  30. avatar Chi-Lite
    Big chunky balls of truth and enlightenment.
    :lol:
  31. avatar comprachio
    Sweet weeping Jesus. Frajam is the real life Alan Partridge...
  32. avatar pauldoherty
    :lol: :lol:
  33. avatar Chi-Lite
    no no....

    that would be john Rossi. :D

    "I'd never let that happen...he'd [i:aac1f1e416]batter[/i:aac1f1e416] you"
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  34. avatar pauldoherty
    I second that.....and I'd say John would agree

    'A thick slice of Thin Lizzy'
  35. avatar spiceworld
    they are not deaf offenders are they ??
  36. avatar pauldoherty
    Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer, Robert Moon. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert?
    Robert Moon: Well, the way things is going, I dunno...
    Alan Partridge: Can you just answer yes, for the purposes of a joke?
    Robert Moon: ...Yes.
    Alan Partridge: Well, then, you must be a *full* moon!
    [pause]
    Alan Partridge: Hello?
    Robert Moon: I'm still here.
    Alan Partridge: I was... I was just making a pun on your name.
    Robert Moon: Oh. Oh, right.
    Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer.
    [hangs up]
    Alan Partridge: Old Robert a bit slow on the uptake there, dunno what he had for breakfast this morning... Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap
  37. avatar nonlogic liam
    [quote:a189b7de0f]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:a189b7de0f]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...
  38. avatar The enfant terrible
    [quote:1b4a08815f="nonlogic liam"][quote:1b4a08815f]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:1b4a08815f]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...[/quote:1b4a08815f]

    You'd make it onto mine.
  39. avatar That Man Fanjo
    Certainly, I accept that not all homosexualists are rapists, but recent data produced by a number of prominent researchers* has suggested that you are much more likely to be bummed off by a gay than by anyone else.








    [size=9:67bd7282ab]*ie, random thoughts going around my head.[/size:67bd7282ab]
  40. avatar kypp
    My first post!
    99.9% of the bands/artist in todays media. Horrible stuff.
  41. avatar Mickeycolensoparade
    I'd hate to play with colenso parade. Bogmen arsebags with too much to say for themselves.
  42. avatar The enfant terrible
    I wouldn't want to play with any gays either. Include blacks, women and old people in that too.
  43. avatar frajam
    [quote:6299026bf5="nonlogic liam"][quote:6299026bf5]Personally i wish he [Elton John]had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury.[/quote:6299026bf5]

    I demand a top ten poll of people you wish had got "the AIDS" instead of poor Freddie. My number one would be Princess Diana (AKA Queen of Hearts / fu-ck all)...[/quote:6299026bf5]

    Top 10??

    Cant think of anyone and havnt at all really. Just that gobshite Elton would do nicely :-)
  44. avatar TheJaneBradfords
    Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"
  45. avatar The Old New
    "Hello Camp David"

    "Well, hello, Alan"

    "And what did you have for breakfast this morning?"

    "ooooooh..... mince!"

    "Mmm. Yes, indeed. Er, more from Camp David tomorrow. The time is – well, let’s not get bogged down in the time again. Simply time to say, “ruddy hell, it’s Softcell!”
  46. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:02163c5510="TheJaneBradfords"]Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"[/quote:02163c5510]

    that's mad, i was just watching that last night.

    Houl on, you posted that last night!

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT VERY EPISODE OF BRASS EYE AT ALMOST EXACTLY THE TIME YOU WERE POSTING THAT QUOTE FROM IT!!!!

    oooeeeeoooooeeeeeeooooooeeeee! :shock:
  47. avatar nonlogic liam
    Yes, but your all missing a vital point... It is commonly known that most/all armies are institutionally homophobic. Therefore, surely, sending a big bunch of mincers into the battle field, with Kylie blasting in the background, is enough to make any red blooded homophobe retreat in terror. I envisage that in the next twenty years we will see a special detachment of super-gay soldiers (dressed in bondage gear) heading to "failed" countries, it would scare the sh-it out of them...
  48. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:181a85a579="nonlogic liam"]It is commonly known that most/all armies are institutionally homophobic.[/quote:181a85a579]

    Ha, funny, I'd have said almost the exact opposite. Sure they're all bumming each other in them armies.
  49. avatar feline1
    [quote:1ed478a62d="Chi-Lite"]Hardly homophobic though. :wink:[/quote:1ed478a62d]


    I agree Marty, the stereotype that all gay men are predatory rapists isn't in the least homophobic, and I for one will be keeping my back to the wall when Elton John is around, just incase he accidently fists me when I'm not looking.
  50. avatar feline1
    [quote:d8a31073ef="frajam"]

    Elton John? Personally i wish he had got the AIDS instead of Freddie Mercury. I just dont like the guy.
    [/quote:d8a31073ef]


    This is a fair point, and must tell us all something about Elton's ability to get laid for an entire decade :lol:

    I'd love to see that on Parky or Wogan:
    "So Elton, you were one of the 70s and 80s gayest queens, and yet, you're still alive - what happened? Where you too busy getting in and out of those costumes to ever actually have sex?" etc etc
  51. avatar Chi-Lite
    [quote:21dce36a0d="feline1"][quote:21dce36a0d="Chi-Lite"]Hardly homophobic though. :wink:[/quote:21dce36a0d]


    I agree Marty, the stereotype that all gay men are predatory rapists isn't in the least homophobic[/quote:21dce36a0d]

    Who said anything about "all gay men"....isn't that a bit of a generalisation? Stereotypical, in fact.

    Weren't we talking about Elton John? Does he somehow represent "all gay men"?

    fuck, I hope not. Cause he's a prick like. :-D
  52. avatar feline1
    [quote:784eb29c7a="Chi-Lite"] Cause he's a prick like. :-D[/quote:784eb29c7a]

    Well you would know if anyone does, dear... :-D
  53. avatar Chi-Lite
    on ya boy ye! :lol:
  54. avatar feline1
    how DIDN'T get get AIDS though?!?

    I remember a programme about sex from the 80s where Elton John came on and advised everyone to "lubricate your knob". Top sex advice there from a Knight of the Realm.
  55. avatar artofdarkness
    Elton John's long history of occasionally being married to a woman and then spending Ł2m celebrating his civil partnership has long marked him out to me as a sexual marauder of the highest order.

    No, I wouldn't want the immeasurably rich, award-winning, internationally successful singer-songwriter anywhere near me in case any of [i:85d8940057]that [/i:85d8940057]rubbed off on me.
  56. avatar tinpot anto
    [quote:db982b8596]Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"[/quote:db982b8596]

    What's really funny is this is incredibly similar to an actual argument used during a debate on the "Don't Ask, Won't Tell" rule for the US Military.

    I think the guy said something about soldiers sometimes having to huddle together, naked, for warmth and the awkwardness that would be caused if one of them got wood.

    no shit.