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Worst Lyrics Ever
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Examples:
1. Snap: "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
2. Any band that resorts to "NANANANANANANANNA" more than once on an album. (i.e. Kaiser Chiefs.)
3. Your own lyrics? I'm guessing there's a fair share of awful lyrics you've listened to or sang over the years.
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Well the Worst Lyric of All Time Ever in the History of Pop Music was voted as
"...and where there used to be some shops,
is where the snipers sometimes hide..."on The Lebanon by The Human League
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEsRYkRpySY
As parodied in Viz with "The Human League in Space" where Phil and the Girls saved the world with a pop concert.Sadly now they have all drowned in Sheffield so that's the end of that
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That feckin Riannha song unbrella must have the worst lyrics of the year so far, unberella eh eh eh, muck
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I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when i'm in a park
And theres no-one else around
Ooh I get the shiversI don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening newsLife oh Life ooooh Life oh Life
doodoo dooetc.
Doesn't look as bad when it's written down
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No they are still awful written down.
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I find these lines by the Twang hilarious:
"I've godda find my phone to tell 'er
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Can i just go with, (insert specific type of...) Metal lyrics..
someone wrote:
Full the moon and midnight sky
Through the dark they ride
Warriors of forever will sacrifice the night
One for all and all for one
The future time has come
Faces filled with torment
Your heart beats like a drum
Never will you look back again
You'll fight on 'til the end
Together we will live on
Forever more...
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Flash of steel in the mid-day sun
The battle has begun
Blood spills all around us but still we carry on
No mercy we will show to them
The white flag shall be raised
We'll fight for our freedom
Ride towards this evil place
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Sun set in the western sky
The battle's almost done
The victory will be glorious
Our enemies are gone
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
[Solo]
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule [3x] -
From Methodman's "Cereal Killer". I put my favourite bits in bold.
"Yo, fuck knockin, kick the door, evict the four
Yell out, "It's a stick-up, hit the floor!"
You fish cake niggaz, stay lippin off
Did your mama name you, or Mrs. Paul's?
Battlin session, what's up with it?
I talk like I walk with a fucked up pivot
Niggaz scream out, "It's just us bitches!"
"Don't shoot," out the phone booth
I aim at your party, hit the wrong group
"Happy birth..." oooh, ooh ooh ooh!
Niggaz done snapped, runnin hunchback Duckin, brick walls get thumbtacked
So run laps, 'fore I body you
Bust out the sides, like karate shoes
Doc, turned velcro when night falls
Central Park joggers, wear bright clothes
Tai-Bo five flows
Lizard, Centipede, Snake - I'm a KILLER!"There's also a bit where he talks about pissing on people's car seats.
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Numbnut Sounds wrote:
Can i just go with, (insert specific type of...) Metal lyrics..
someone wrote:
Full the moon and midnight sky
Through the dark they ride
Warriors of forever will sacrifice the night
One for all and all for one
The future time has come
Faces filled with torment
Your heart beats like a drum
Never will you look back again
You'll fight on 'til the end
Together we will live on
Forever more...
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Flash of steel in the mid-day sun
The battle has begun
Blood spills all around us but still we carry on
No mercy we will show to them
The white flag shall be raised
We'll fight for our freedom
Ride towards this evil place
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Sun set in the western sky
The battle's almost done
The victory will be glorious
Our enemies are gone
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
[Solo]
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule [3x]These are amazing lyrics
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Walking slowly down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball(Oasis)
Got to write a classic
Got to write it in an attic(Adrian Gurvitz)
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me(Charlene)
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that charlene song makes me wince just thinking about it. truly awful.
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anything by Live...
I once split up with a girl because of an argument about Live.
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comprachio wrote:
I once split up with a girl because of an argument about Live.Sounds like she was right to dump you
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"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
Not cringeworthy or anything like, but surely common sense would've pointed to the jail.
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Pretty much every lyric by the cranberries or Oasis.
e.g
"Just My Imagination"
There was a game we used to play
We would hit the town on Friday night
And stay in bed until Sunday
We used to be so free
We were living for the love we had and
Living not for realityIt was just my imagination [x3]
There was a time I used to pray
I have always kept my faith in love
It's the greatest thing from the man above
The game I used to play
I've always put my cards upon the table
Let it never be said that I'd be unstableIt was just my imagination [x3]
There is a game I like to play
I like to hit the town on Friday night
And stay in bed until Sunday
We'll always be this free
We will be living for the love we have
Living not for realityIt's not my imagination [x3]
Not my [x18]OR
"Bone heads bank holiday lyrics"
You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
If you get someWell I could take a train
Or a boat
Or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car
'Cause in a car you can go far
It just depends what kind of car you are
la la la la la la la la la la la
What kind of car you are
la la la la la la la la la la laI met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Avaline
She said she came to Spain
To have a good time
But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot
She didn't half talk a lot
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not
la la la la la la la la la la la
Mad or not
la la la la la la la la la la laBut don't you know
I should have stayed in England
At my polluted beach
With all my special friends
Don't you know
I should have stayed in England
With my big house
And my big car
And all my friends there at the bar
la la laWell I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
If you get someWell I could take a train
Or a boat
Or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car
'Cause in a car you can go far
It just depends what kind of car you are
la la la la la la la la la la la
What kind of car you are
la la la la la la la la la la laAWFUL!!!
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less of it pete. We had a big row, i didn't realise how much the band 'meant' to her. Things were said. Hearts were broken.
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I never shirk a chance to post this:
Famine Lyrics
Artist(Band):Sinead O'Connor
OK, I want to talk about Ireland
Specifically I want to talk about the "famine"
About the fact that there never really was one
There was no "famine"
See Irish people were only allowed to eat potatoes
All of the other food
Meat fish vegetables
Were shipped out of the country under armed guard
To England while the Irish people starved
And then on the middle of all this
They gave us money not to teach our children Irish
And so we lost our history
And this is what I think is still hurting me
See we're like a child that's been battered
Has to drive itself out of it's head because it's frightened
Still feels all the painful feelings
But they lose contact with the memory
And this leads to massive self-destruction
alcoholism, drug adiction
All desperate attempts at running
And in it's worst form
Becomes actual killing
And if there ever is gonna be healing
There has to be remembering
And then grieving
So that there then can be forgiving
There has to be knowledge and understanding
All the lonely people
where do they all come from
An American army regulation Says you mustn't kill more than 10% of a nation
'Cos to do so causes permanent "psychological damage"
It's not permanent but they didn't know that
Anyway during the supposed "famine"
We lost a lot more than 10% of our nation
Through deaths on land or on ships of emigration
But what finally broke us was not starvation
but it's use in the controlling of our education
Schools go on about "Black 47"
On and on about "The terrible famine"
But what they don't say is in truth
There really never was one
(Excuse me)
All the lonely people
(I'm sorry, excuse me)
Where do they all come from
(that I can tell you in one word)
All the lonely people
where do they all belong
So let's take a look shall we
The highest statistics of child abuse in the EEC
And we say we're a Christian country
But we've lost contact with our history
See we used to worship God as a mother
We're sufferin from post traumatic stress disorder
Look at all our old men in the pubs
Look at all our young people on drugs
We used to worship God as a mother
Now look at what we're doing to each other
We've even made killers of ourselves
The most child-like trusting people in the Universe
And this is what's wrong with us
Our history books the parent figures lied to us
I see the Irish
As a race like a child
That got itself basned in the face
And if there ever is gonna be healing
There has to be remembering
And then grieving
So that there then can be forgiving
There has to be knowledge and understanding
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from -
WID DERE TANKS AND DERE BOMBS AND DERE BOMBS AN DERE GUNS
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How much innocence has the world lost :
Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher All my friends at school They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise When I kissed the teacher Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug, hug him) When I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug him) ...
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The entire lyric of Clawfinger's "nigger". The sentiment is fine but for fvck sake the lyrics are that of a 9 yr old.
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"I suppose a rock's outta the question?" Thank you Def Leppard
"Give me somethin to break, how 'bout your fookin face". Cheers Fred Durst.
"Press be askin, do I care for sodomy, I dont know, yeah, probably". Mmmkay Robbie.
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"..and I met a girl, she asked me my name, i told her what it was.." - razorshite
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the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody are pretty balls.
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The Grace Jones wrote:
How much innocence has the world lost :
Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher All my friends at school They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise When I kissed the teacher Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug, hug him) When I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug him) ...Abba at their physical peak.
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Oh yes and basically all of Razorlight's lyrics.
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I remember hearing this song that had some shite about 'bored wi belfast' in it.. christ that was woeful. Anyone got the lyrics to that? I've mentally blocked them I think..
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Would be good crack if Tatu covered it.
Abba, that is, not the TPO.
"Bored With Belfast" as covered by Daphne and Celeste fronting Less than Jake would be smashing though.
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[mongness]
someone wrote:
"..and I met a girl, she asked me my name, i told her what it was.."what song is this? i know its really really obvious but it's doing my head in!!
ops: [/mongness]
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That avril lavigne one about the ladyboy was pretty bad.
"He was a ladyboy.. she said 'see you ladyboy'"
Fair enough tho.. you don't want your bf takin yr stuff LOL!1
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Dirty Stevie Grizz wrote:
[mongness]
someone wrote:
"..and I met a girl, she asked me my name, i told her what it was.."
what song is this? i know its really really obvious but it's doing my head in!!Razorlight - Somewhere Else
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/05_may/04/lyrics.shtml
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I still haven't stopped laughing since I figured out the Blue song "All rise" was about a courtroom drama.
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Wow, and excessive use of vocoder to hide the fact none of them could hit the notes
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Boneheads bankholiday is supposed to be a bit shite...its a piss take song. Fuck sake it's only a B-side and Oasis had B-sides that were better than most bands singles. Death to all who slag oasis. Noel Forever!!!
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Heard on the radio:
"I couldn't live without my phone,
but you don't even have a home..."I'd love to know who this was by so I can injure him or her
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Lest we forget:
'No-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no, no-no there's no limits'
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Techno techno techno techno
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lets not forget snoop dogg's lines in the dr.dre song "fuck you"
"..take that bitch home and give her a bone then give her the number to my cellular phone.."
also in the same song:
"..and if im going too far, i take it out and wipe it off then put it back up and keep going.."
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50 cent - "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
ShowYourBones wrote:
I find these lines by the Twang hilarious:
"I've godda find my phone to tell 'er
Ahhh, maybe even write you a love letter."Yeah, sort of, still, it's probably one of the best songs of the summer so far.
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MSB Mastering wrote:
Heard on the radio:
"I couldn't live without my phone,
but you don't even have a home..."
I'd love to know who this was by so I can injure him or herit's mel c..'if that were me'.
but she WAS a spice girl I suppose...and who could forget ''i'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!''
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words cannot express.....
"Blue (Da Ba De)"Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen toI'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen toI'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
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rentaghost wrote:
words cannot express.....
"Blue (Da Ba De)"
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)I loved the myth that the original lyric was "I'm blue, I was beat up and died" and "I'm in need of a guy".
I'd say Babyraper by Gwar has to be the worst lyrics I've heard ever. They're so wrong I'm not even gonna post them here.
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I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save meI'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talkI open up my mouth, it comes rushin' out
Nothin', doin' nadda, never, how you like me now?
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine
Lazy, lucky lady, dancin', lovin' all the timeI-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save meSome folks they got money an' some folks lives are sweet
Some folks make decisions an' some folks clean the streets, now
Imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds
Imagine life is perfect an' everything works outNo tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
I'm lazy as a man can be!I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save meImagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God
Imagine I'm a Devil, imagine I'm a Saint
Lazy money, lazy sexy, lazy outta space!No tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
I'm lazy as a man can be!I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save meLazy when I work, lazy on the bed
Screamin' all you like, but it only fades away
I'm lazy when I'm prayin', lazy on the job
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, a lazy lazy fatherHard men, hard lives
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God
I'm so lazy I almost stop!*cough*
I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save meI-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me -
bluddy hell
'blue' and 'lazy' are the SAME SONG that has me right spooked now, so it does.
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gotta say i agree with nonlogic liam on the other page there
and im a big fan of The Cranberries!
but i think some of their lyrics are quite funnylike the one about having a cup of tea!
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yes i also agree with who ever said Razorlight
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not necessarily the worst, but Word magazine have a list of the most, well, lyrics not in the best taste like:
Prince: Sister
"i was only 16 but i guess that's no excuse/ my sister was 32, lovely and loose/ She don't wear no underwear/ She says it only gets in her hair/ And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice/ My sister never made love to anyone else but me"...hum
or
Peter Selelrs & Sophia Loren: Goodness Gracious Me
"I rememebr that with on jab/ of my needle in the punjab/ how I cleared up beriberi/ and the dreaded dysentery"
But for worst lyrics... U2 Elevation anybody? -
"I love it when you call, I love it when you call, I love when you call but you never call at all"
(backing singers) "he loves it when you call, he loves it when you call"
utter utter shiite
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Redfin wrote:
"I love it when you call, I love it when you call, I love when you call but you never call at all"
(backing singers) "he loves it when you call, he loves it when you call"
utter utter shiiteCould never understand why that song sounds so happy when it seems to be about being rejected
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Artist
avid Bowie
Song: When I'm fiveWhen I'm five
I will wash my face me hands all by myself.
When I'm five
I will chew and spit tobacco like my grandfather Jones
cause I'm only four and five is far away.When I'm five
I will read the magazines in mummy's drawer.
When I'm five
I will walk behind the soldiers in the May Day parade
cause I'm only four and grown-ups walk too fast.Yesterday was horrid day, cause Raymond kicked my shin,
And mummy says if I am good, she'll let me go to school in August.
Daddy shouted loud at mummy and I dropped my toast at breakfast,
And I laughed when Bonzo licked my face, because it tickled.
I wonder why my daddy cries and how I wish that I was nearly five.When I'm five
I will catch a butterfly and eat it and I wont be sick.
When I'm five
I will jump in puddles, laugh in church and marry my mum,
And I'll let my daddy do the washing-up.If I close one eye, the people on that side can't see me.
I get headaches in the morning and I rode on Freddie's tricycle,
And everywhere was funny, when I ran down to the sweetshop.
Then I fell and bleeded-up my knee and everybody soppied me.I saw a photograph of Jesus and I asked him if he'd make me five.
I saw a photograph of Jesus and I asked him if he'd make me five.
When I'm five
When I'm five
When I'm oh... -
That's genius, shut up.
Most of Prince's lyrics are decidedly keek, though he makes up for it through classness in every other area.
"She had a pocket full of horses,
Trojans, and some of them used"
EEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!That's not a "Fast Woman" it's a crack whore - run, Prince, run!!!!
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3cigarettes wrote:
Yeah, sort of, still, it's probably one of the best songs of the summer so far.I beg to differ, I think its a horrendous song, talking over a Stone Roses-esque melody does nothing whatsoever for me. The lyrics are terrible, the singing is terrible and their stage presence appears to be terrible.
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tinpot anto wrote:
That's genius, shut up.
Most of Prince's lyrics are decidedly keek, though he makes up for it through classness in every other area.
"She had a pocket full of horses,
Trojans, and some of them used"
EEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
That's not a "Fast Woman" it's a crack whore - run, Prince, run!!!! -
ShowYourBones wrote:
3cigarettes wrote:
Yeah, sort of, still, it's probably one of the best songs of the summer so far.
I beg to differ, I think its a horrendous song, talking over a Stone Roses-esque melody does nothing whatsoever for me. The lyrics are terrible, the singing is terrible and their stage presence appears to be terrible.Differ all you want man.
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When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the savior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non-believers,
the plans that they have made?"
"Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join The Black Parade."When I first heard that, I could only assume it was a joke.
Obviously I was wrong.
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M.O.D. - Spandex Enormity
Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex EnormityShe's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f*ck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with miseryWhat a f*cking beast
Her @ss alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex EnormityShe's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f*ck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with miseryAs we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my @ss
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You f*cking fat b1tch
I've had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she's fatShe's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f*ck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with miseryThey have worse, I just couldn't find them
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"Three words to the whack, step yourself back
Just gettin' down, and you then you're givin' no slack
Like a Burger King with a sack of Big Macs
We're throwin' down with the radical sacks"As much as I love the song, the lyrics are just terrible
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Most pop / rock bands lyrics are meaningless drivel.
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The entire lyrics to 'Like A Rolling Stone' = mawkish doggerel.
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gl2200 wrote:
The entire lyrics to 'Like A Rolling Stone' = mawkish doggerel.dear lord! Surely you jest? Or perhaps just being provocative? (in which case, it worked....)
Ok, some of the verses and pretty iffy, but the chorus is amazing!
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in case we get famished before dinner
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"If I stay there will be trouble
If I go it will be double..."Seems like an easy choice to me...
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weyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooo baby
i wana knowwwwohoh will you be my girl5678
weyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooo baby
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Steven Dedalus wrote:
Ok, some of the verses and pretty iffy, but the chorus is amazing!If you don't mind terminally mixed metaphors...
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Fat boy
On a diet
Don't try it
I'll jack you' ass
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Brain fried tonight through misuse
Through misuse, through misuse
You can't avoid static abuse
Abuse, abuseWithout these pills you're let loose
You're let loose, you're let loose
Take off, get out, no excuse
No excuse, no excuseWhat's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out
It seeps out, it seeps out
Face down, home town looks so grey
Looks so grey, looks so greyConvexed you bend, twist and shout
Twist and shout, twist and shout
Stand up brush off get moving
Get moving, get movingWhat's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
(x4)Face down, home town, face down, home town
Face down, home town, it looks so grey
(x4)What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
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Songs which are shit in their entirety in no particular order
MCR - The Black Parade
The Wildhearts - Sick of Drugs
Kate Bush - BaboshkaLyrics so shit the song is great
Richard Harris - MacArthur Park
Prince - Gett Off -
Kingnez wrote:
weyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooo baby
i wana knowwwwohoh will you be my girl
5678
weyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooo baby
i wana knowwwwohoh will you be my girlthe fat scandinavian goat herder rave version sucks but the original rock and roll version is pretty good and the lyrics are pretty standard 50's rock and roll ones so it ain't right to put it on this list.
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'' ah well everybody's heard, about the bird!
well it's a bird bird bird, yes the bird is the word
yeah it's a bird bird bird etc etc....'' -
"My humps, my humps
my lovely lady lumps
check it out" -
GWAR
"Baby Raper"
Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me,
Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic spackulator the
Babyraper the Babyraper
My quest for sex consumes all my life
Being a god I do what i like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
My sex is my hatred
My penis a tool
My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool
My butt crack is folding
The crap that it's holding I heap it all over the stool
Oh, Babyraper I'm the fucking
Babyraper I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
Mangled public flagellator
Turgid bowel exaggerator
Fleshy flap-valved gladiator
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someone wrote:
Just say you don't know
you don't know
you say you don't know
you don't know
ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh
BEFORE I FALL TO PIECES
OR SOMETHINGand they get to headline Tennents Vital
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"Dragostea Din Tea"
English Lyrics Translation:
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Hello, greetings, it’s me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it’s me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep, and I’m brave,
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.You want to leave but you don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want don’t want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees, And I remember your eyes.I call you, to tell you what I feel right now, Hello, my love, it’s me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it’s me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep, and I’m brave,
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwVxrIO_A9s
ha
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there's no fucking way that's what those lyrics mean. It's all about how life is a razorblade and some guys have the sense to wear metal boots or something.
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Razorlight
'I met a girl
She asked me my name
I told her what it is'Exciting i know
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That razorlight song is such a load of shite, he sings those lines like they reveal something about the human condition that only he has ever clocked. I hate razorlight lyrics, biggest load of platitudes outside of a moonies meeting. What about:
Prince - Gett Off.
Prince: "here we are now back at my crib, what do you want to eat?"
Girl: "Ribs."
Prince: "Sorry I don't have ribs."Of course you don't Prince, you had them removed so you could give yourself a blowjob.
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'I say what what, in the butt'
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thats your favourite song that is.
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p0d wrote:
'I say what what, in the butt'
Oh Kay? -
He was boy, she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?..........well yes, you could Avril.
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?...................a lot more..
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That's about me so it is. I don't know how avril lavigne know's about me but I guess she must.
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Mickeycolensoparade wrote:
He was boy, she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
..........well yes, you could Avril.
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
...................a lot more..Is there insufficient data for you to even make a wild assed guess at what possible situation could arise between two such people?
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"...shining, shimmering, splendid
tell me, princess, now when did..."Oh, JE-SUS.
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local bands?
cannae remember the name but i recall a frontpage gig aeons ago with a 3piece emo outfit - not entirely dreadful but something stuck;
'i wanna hold you like a flower hose, the power in my grasp. feel it feel it better believe it'
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babyknowsbest wrote:
p0d wrote:
'I say what what, in the butt'
Oh Kay? -
gl2200 wrote:
Is there insufficient data for you to even make a wild assed guess at what possible situation could arise between two such people?Well, I would've guessed perhaps there was some sort of romantic involvement between the two, but he was a punk, and she did ballet, it could never work out.
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See that fekin Hellogoodbye song 'Here in your arms'. Pure pish. I like where we are, When we drive, in your car and all that. Arrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh
Although I think Entombed win this argument with 'Hey Bitch'.
Hey bitch, I'm gonna cum in your mouth!
But if you don't want that, I'll do it anyway
I remember the times, when I stung it in your fat ass, oh yeahHey you fucking cunt!
Take it all in your mouth!I always liked Carcass lyrics from an educational viewpoint. Where else could you hear about Cadaveric Incubator Of Endoparasites or Swarming Vulgar Mass Of Infected Virulency? I missed half a term of uni as I just listened to Carcass and decided I knew all there to know was about rotting flesh and cadavers.
And ye can't beat anything by SOD or Lawnmowerdeth. 'The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix' and 'Cobwoman of Deth Meets MrSmellymop'. Classic.
And finally...
Anything by Eminem the Wigger Wapper
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Mickeycolensoparade wrote:
gl2200 wrote:
Is there insufficient data for you to even make a wild assed guess at what possible situation could arise between two such people?
Well, I would've guessed perhaps there was some sort of romantic involvement between the two, but he was a punk, and she did ballet, it could never work out.Well see, I was a punk and I had a thing with this girl who did ballet but she was a snob from the galgorm road and I lived in Dunclug. I was open and honest about wanting her but because of her snobby friends and family (her dad was called 'Something The Third' or something like that). How Avril found out about it I don't know but that's the gist.
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I think there's a difference between bad lyrics by people either claiming to be credible artists or masquerading as such, and a quite unpretentious little pop song like Skater Boy (or however it's spelled). In fact, that song does everything a pop song should. It's catchy, well written and tells a story. That doesn't mean I like the song, merely that it strikes a chord with its target audience. It's put Avril on the map and, if she plays her cards right, she might get to stick around.
However, if Sting were to come up with such a song (and perform it), I'd be horrified...
My brother and I were discussing this recently: There's the music business and the entertainment business. Don't confuse the two. So what if Madonna is 50% prerecorded live? I've seen her shows on TV and they're amazing. I never once thought she was an amazing singer, but she's certainly a credible artist.
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There ye go then, the song has sent a message of hope across the world.
To be honest, there are much worse lyrics than that and I suppose for a pop song at least it's being slightly different, rather than the 'oh baby, you make me go crazy' stuff.
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Thats a very valid point actually Darrell. There is a world of difference between a lebanese he-she singing about how he could be purple, violet or whatever and some of our so-called 'musical hierarchy' coming out with such pish.
What I dont understand about our Avril is that now she is married and nearly 23 years of age, WTF is she still singing about teenage angst and boys? Is she now called Avril Whibley?? Not really rock and roll is it? 'Mrs Whibley to the stage please'.
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Mickeycolensoparade wrote:
He was boy, she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
..........well yes, you could Avril.
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
...................a lot more..Actually, my main problem with that song is the mixed persons, the final line switches the second person from the girl to the skater boy...annoys me every time. I'm such a loser.
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delfuego wrote:
What I dont understand about our Avril is that now she is married and nearly 23 years of age, WTF is she still singing about teenage angst and boys? Is she now called Avril Whibley?? Not really rock and roll is it? 'Mrs Whibley to the stage please'.You seem to have mixed the reality with the image. Avril Lavigne is a brand. Given that its probably a 40year old guy writing the songs anyway...
What I don't understand is why her management team haven't got her to ditch her husband yet given his band have gone nowhere and hooked her up with a more hip and happening star
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For "credible" artists coming out with pish lyrics see anything by that skinny mutherfucker Chris Martin, boring ass mutherfucker if ever there was one. Another one that gets the whole credibility thing thrown at them is Natasha Bedingfield (credible pop that is) and her lyrics are ripped off from self help manuals and issues of Company and Cosmo Girl that her big brother nicks off her and wanks over the section on G-Spots when there ma goes shopping.
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The enfant terrible wrote:
For "credible" artists coming out with pish lyrics see anything by that skinny <img src='http://www.fastfude.org/forums/images/smiles/013.gif' /> Chris Martin, boring ass <img src='http://www.fastfude.org/forums/images/smiles/013.gif' /> if ever there was one. Another one that gets the whole credibility thing thrown at them is Natasha Bedingfield (credible pop that is) and her lyrics are ripped off from self help manuals and issues of Company and Cosmo Girl that her big brother nicks off her and <img src='http://www.fastfude.org/forums/images/smiles/104.gif' /> over the section on G-Spots when there ma goes shopping."These are the words that I myself penned and not a record company songwriter guy who will also be making money from this popular musical release. The words and sentiments that I express are from my heart and nobody else wrote them cause I wrote them all by myself". Original lyrics (which had to be whittled down) to "These Words Are My Own" by Daniel Bedingfield's wife/sister/that's abit of wierd setup isn't it? I gotta get through this...
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Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said "Hey girl, you are beautiful."
Diet Coke and a pizza please
Diet Coke I'm on my knees
Screaming, "Big girl, you are beautiful!"Get yourself to the butterfly lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And there we're gonna do baby
No need to fantasize
Since the words are my phrases
A watering hole
With girls all aroundFrom Mikas new song absolute kek
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Mickeycolensoparade wrote:
He was boy, she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
..........well yes, you could Avril.
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
...................a lot more..Don't be slaggin her off for her earlier work. She was only young. Remember Alanis's bubblegum pop days and that video with Joey outta friends? Then she got all jilted and angry on us with her "Jagged Little Pill" sh!t. Same for Avril. Her newer stuff's SO much more cerebral and emotive. "Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriendYou're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?"Sorry that went on so long...
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Don't get me wrong, I'm not an Avril Lavigne fan. The "girlfriend" song is rubbish. Incidentally, if you want to know what happens to an Avril Lavigne song that doesn't make it, go and buy Kelly Clarkson's album.
I for one don't remember Alanis's bubblegum pop days, but "Jagged Little Pill" is a fantastic album (although it really doesn't sound that great) and it's made given her some credibility.
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You don't remember it because you aren't CANADIAN.
Nor am I, but I have cousins and friends in Toronto who LOATHED her when she went all rock because it was so unconvincing in contrast to what she was before. And here's what she was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_LFnEoG62Q -
Have to say, I'm laughin out loud at that talky bit in the middle where Joey goes, "Alanis I'm sorry I'm late". And she says "sounds familiar Matt", and the rest...is historical Oscar material. And that James Brown sample - relentless in the background!
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the best damn thing is full of shit and complicated was her best song (it's a fu-cking great pop song).
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I thought you had forsaken the t'internet Shane?
Now where is that tape I have knocking around of a certain auburn drummer singing the fantabulous (if thats a word) 'who, what, when, where, WHY?'.
I wonder if I could put it on you tube (or sex tube) as a soundtrack to some gay porn?
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Gimmie that tape Paul! You can't disguise your posting mannerisms. And we ROCKED. We was young and full of...sh!t....
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You forgot "how". And that was Davey Rayner's lyrics. Actually, this is Paul, isn't it? Oh, God help me if it isn't and who has that tape.. Which isn't that bad really.
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Ah you are not so slow. I have the very tape in question in my possession ready for the next UNDERLINE gig. Anyway, back to annoying lyrics. That song that likes all the girls, the asian girls, the white girls, the mixed race girls. Give me strength....
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Shane wrote:
Don't be slaggin her off for her earlier work. She was only young. Remember Alanis's bubblegum pop days and that video with Joey outta friends? Then she got all jilted and angry on us with her "Jagged Little Pill" sh!t. Same for Avril. Her newer stuff's SO much more cerebral and emotive. "Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?"
Sorry that went on so long...But wasn't alanis like, 12?
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Who could forget this timeless classic? (everyone)
No Way No Way by Vanilla. I seen this on TOTP's years ago and it haunted me.
Sex feel
Sex feel
Sex feel
Sex feel*We're always together never apart
Sisters through and through
We're only havin' fun
To give the boys their run
We can get a kick out of you, boy*Repeat
Ah, if you tempt with your charms
Ah, you can hold me in your arms
Ah, but if you fought yourself on me
Ah, no no no no no way no way, man-ah mah-ah man-ah**No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah
No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah
No way no way,
No way no way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah
No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah
No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah
No way no way, not todayWe share each others' secrets
Don't take things to heart
Friendship that will always be true, mmm
We're lookin' for the guys that can take us to new highs
Sex feel
Intelligence too*Repeat
Ah, if you got the genes and think
Ah, you can buy me with one drink
Ah, come we're livin' in a dreamworld, boy
Ah, no no no no no way, no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah**Repeat
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Not for the easily offended -
Locally, grindcore superstars Putrefy have a song called 'Slurping on C*ntslop'.Probably not office safe (unless you work in an office in Knockbracken with other sex offenders):
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"You can take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
Or a write a song nobody has sung
Or do something that's never been doneAre you lost or incomplete?
Do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?"Incredibly insightful lyrics from Chris Martin
Don MacLean - American Pie. 8 minutes of nonsense.
The Doors - The End. Even more than 8 minutes of nonsense
Not saying I don't like them but just awful lyrics.Also anything by the Artic Monkeys and all those other say what you see bands around nowadays.
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"Nortiness"
indeed.
IIIIiiiiiiii weeeellll tryyyyyyy, to feeex yoooo! -
ratherfunkychemicaljunky wrote:
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
Not cringeworthy or anything like, but surely common sense would've pointed to the jail.hahahahahahaha
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Although you won't believe me, but before Celine Dion made it big, she was a credible artist. I've got a fantastic album in French called "D'eux" to prove it.
Here's a wee anecdote about Putrefy: We were recording an album with them. The very rude track list was sitting on a monitor just inside the control room door when a pastor from a church in Lurgan dropped by to borrow a cowbell and saw them. To say he was horrified would be an understatement. I looked at him and said "Jesus would associate with these people" and "Man looks at the outward appearance...". That was that.
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Dunno hi, I like the Arctic Monkeys lyrics, I think the delivery is always spot on and they don't seem pretentious with them, unlike other bands who like to use the whole social observation thing as a source of inspiration. I suppose the arguement for that style of lyric is that it could be what comes natural to the writer, they would rather write that than some of the bland stuff that has been posted up here as bad lyrics, y'know....
but then again, kaiser chiefs shit all over that with 'Everything is average nowadays' :|
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cant be bothered looking through 8 pages of posts to see if its here but:
"...he thinks im a cabbage, because i hate university challenge..."
(Undertones, my perfect cousin)
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Well, when I was at school my bro was in a band called Fringe... They had a song called Perfect Sense... me, him and my sis were just laughing about this the other day, it is very teenage
You make perfect sense to me
Your eyes are like flowers
I long to make love to you
We would do it for hoursYou make perfect sense to me
I make perfect sense to you
You long to have me baby
But I'm far too f**king good for you
There were a couple of good ones by an early incarnation of the Skinflints too...
There was one which contained this lyric:
"I'm a rocket-ship, gonna punch a hole in your ozone layer! Ozone.... ozone unfriendly! Ozone.... ozone unfriendly!"
and then there was Urban Vampire, the only bit I remember is: "She's gotta be blonde and her neck must be juicy".Oh yeah and then there's Teen Rebel! This is by my imaginary dodgy rock band, Bad Poetry.
Drinking beer down the Broadmeadow
Shootin' pool in the Bush Arcade
Skivin’ school to meet my rocker boyfriend
Oh yeah we thought we had it made
Teen Rebel! Smokin spliffs after school -
Teen Rebel! Breakin all the rules -
Teen Rebel! - they didn't understand -
Teen Rebel!- so now I'm in this dodgy rock band!
Black cherry kisses in DM boots
Spasm dance in the Cathedral Hall
Downin' vodka in the car park
Snakebite vomit up the Mart Wall.
Teen Rebel! Smokin spliffs after school -
Teen Rebel! Breakin all the rules -
Teen Rebel! - they didn't understand -
Teen Rebel!- so now I'm in this dodgy rock band!
Sneakin out the window to my boyfriend's flat
Watchin Raw Power at 3am
Daddy finds I'm gone he's gonna kick my ass
Oh no I'm in sh*t again!
Teen Rebel! Smokin spliffs after school -
Teen Rebel! Breakin all the rules -
Teen Rebel! - they didn't understand -
Teen Rebel!- so now I'm in this dodgy rock band!Hopefully if Bad Poetry ever get together we'll also do "Bad Girls" by Danny Todd
Bad Girls! Get what they want when they wanna.... so they do!
I said, bad girls! - get what they want all the ti-i-i-ime (Bad girls!)
I said bad girls! - get what they want when they wanna... so they do!
I said, Bad girls... running though the ni--ight!Bad girls - run around now!
Bad girls - all over town now...
etc etc etc -
Aine Knees wrote:
Oh yeah and then there's Teen Rebel! This is by my imaginary dodgy rock band, Bad Poetry.
Drinking beer down the Broadmeadow
Shootin' pool in the Bush Arcade
Skivin’ school to meet my rocker boyfriend
Oh yeah we thought we had it made
Teen Rebel! Smokin spliffs after school -
Teen Rebel! Breakin all the rules -
Teen Rebel! - they didn't understand -
Teen Rebel!- so now I'm in this dodgy rock band!
...You are Rebels Of The Flesh, and I claim my five pounds.
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The worst lyrics ever are the lyrics to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls but if we are talking about real lyricists who have written bad lyrics out-of-character then check out these bad boys by prog lyricist supremo Neil Peart of Rush.
"Dog Years"
In a dogs eyes,
A year is really more like seven.
And all too soon,
A canine will be chasing cars in doggy heavenThis part of the song is often misheard as;
In a dog's hide,
A smear is really more like heaven,
Vidal sassoon,
A canine will be chasing farts in doggy heavenI know which ones I like best!
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oh yes I remembered the worst stuff I've heard now.... also the worst name! This was a girl-band in York, they were supporting Corrigan once, and they were really nice girls... I think it was their first gig so hopefully they since then have changed their name and written some slightly better lyrics. They were called "Brutal Tinkerbell" and their lyrics... sung in a very posh accent:
He's a nightmare
The worst kind
He's a sh*thead
But I'm fineNot quite as funny just written down, because the delivery was hilarious.
I just looked up Rebels of the Flesh, yes it looks very like what I imagine Bad Poetry would look like if they existed. (infortunately I haven't fixed the sound on the pc so I can't listen to anything). Maybe Danny should sell them the rights to "Bad Girls" lol
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MSB Mastering wrote:
"If I stay there will be trouble
If I go it will be double..."
Seems like an easy choice to me...Ahh, but as was pointed out in 'Viz' many moons ago, The Clash, being on the punk scene, may have been relishing the prospect of 'trouble'. Not such an easy choice as it appears on the surface
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