1. avatar fastfude
    yay and so on! The 4,000,000 mark rolled by on the FF ezBoard this morning!

    That roughly a million hits every six months at the current rate! Edited by: fastfude at: 18/9/03 12:37 pm
  2. avatar dirty stevie smitty
    Congrats good sir. Feline 1 is responsible for about 60% of those said hits.
  3. avatar Nana Karina
    My first post!
    Does the person who registered the 4 millionth hit get a special prize?
  4. avatar dirty stevie smitty
    A swift kick to the knackers to be administered by EPK.
  5. avatar EPK
    Yes, I've put on my ceremonial boots for the occasion.
    And when I say ceremonial I mean covered in dog poo and Wasp Boy's sick.
  6. avatar Nana Karina
    Was the dog poo part of the mixture before or after it left Wasp Boy's gob?
    :b
  7. avatar theafterglowonline
    Well done rog. This sites massive now.
  8. avatar EPK
    I tramped around in his bin for a while. That did it all.
  9. avatar retropunk
    yea ya woke me up too
  10. avatar Ooopsapocalypse
    Solid!
    Waspboys barf on EPK's shoes methinks.....
    Surely a raffle item,or sold on "Flog It"!
    !How Much????
    Start the bidding at.....
    2p(carrots n' all)

    Congrats Rog!
    It deserves more than its got......job well hammered!!!
  11. avatar feline1
    Tsk, if I hadn't been banned for about a year,
    it could be 5 million by now
    |I
  12. avatar EPK
    Yes, but quality defeats quantity everytime.
  13. avatar T Entertainment
    This EZ Board has been a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of a lunatic for too long.
    It should immediately be closed down and the regime changed with a commerical and/or publically funded equivalent. Then the NI music scene will be free from danger at last.
    :b
  14. avatar Eamonn Evangelists
    I heard Roger was inspired by The Lawnmower Man.
  15. avatar fastfude
    I was hoping Kofi Annan would burst out of a giant cake and sing "You've wasted your life!" to mark the event, but I got home from work late and I guess I just missed him. Oh well.
  16. avatar Cheeses Christ
    See these events where they have someone bursting out of a cake, which you would assume is made of cardboard or something, is there a separate actual real cake for the people at the party to eat?

    4,000,000 - that's class.
  17. avatar Andrew
    At our 4th birthday party, we plan to have a naked Simsie burst out of an oversized cheese sandwich and scream obscenities at passers-by. Problem?
  18. avatar Pete
    Will there be cucumber? I hate cucumber.
  19. avatar EPK
    I love it, I'll have yours then, Pete!!!!!
  20. avatar nonlogic liam
    I think you should get sims to dress up in girly caberat gear and sing on top of a piano in the middle of castle court.while the rest of the DFs are supended in the air by an elaborate series of ropes.

    BTW Roger you should print out the entire history of Fastfude and publish it in a book. with only the forum content.
  21. avatar dodgi stereo
    next fastfude gig.

    fancy dress.

    come as your favourite flour based foodstuff.

    pile on begins at 10.30 sharp.

    sponsored by fairtrade coffee.

    bring your own seasoning.

    vomitarium and shower facilities T.B.C.
  22. avatar We am doctor K
    My first post!
    You're basically confined to the bread end of the food spectrum (tortillas, baps, etc. Wheaten at a push).
    Although chicken soup can be flour based.
    Does cornflour count?

    ...Fancy dress as chicken soup and/or gravy...
    Now theres a challenge!

    "Be like water my friend"- B. Lee