Happy Birthday to Andrew Griswold who is 30 today. No doubt he'll be spending it curled up on the sofa with a his girl, sipping wine, watching a few DVDs and joking about the craic he had in the office today.
What, is he ME?
Many Happy returns wretch-ball, hope you're barely alive by the time you reach 31, and partially dead by 32!
at least you didn't spend until 4am on your 30th birthday putting up 400 posters for a gig your not playing in towns you never heard of....happy birthday fruit
It's the only way he can get out. It counts as his social life.
Plus it takes hours off his community service sentence.
Happy Birthday, wretch.
Here's to a new life and a smart new wheelie-bin.
A whole wheelie bin?
I heard he was just getting a waste-paper basket.
Feline2 is 30 as well, I can't say I've noticed any improvement.
Wretches the lot of 'em.
yeah, happy birthday griswold!
has anyone seen my wheelie bin anywhere? was there last night....
Happy birthday, wretch?
See you at Therapy? tonight?
its been a good three @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ 30 you say! @#%$ @#%$
but since @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ eh!!
@#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ eoghan @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ andrew!!!
My gift to you is a faceful of pepperspray & a kick on the @#%$.
happy birthday andy!!
can't believe u lot were out til 4 postering!! thank f*ck i didn't go with yaz in the end!!!
u better appreciate yer present.. i was in abbeycentre at 11 this mornin.. and u know how i feel about mornings
belfast is wick for present buying!!!
Surely now is the time to return to the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth?
30 is the new 20. 20 is the new 10.
10 is *****insert all too predictable line here*****.
As Guy Telford would say: 'Get knotted!'.
I think Therapy? should drag him onstage and cover "30 forever" or "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-punk!"
[quote]My gift to you is a faceful of pepperspray & a kick on the @#%$.[/quote]
That's amongst the funniest things I've ever read on fastfude!
Yes but it's funny if you know the story behind it.
Andy is an absolute wretch.
I think Goatboy still has my pepperspray.
i like andy.
he's not that wretched.
its all pretend.
Yeah, he's soft in the inside. Sure, have you not seen his Bryan Adams CD collection?
i think i heard that story before
andy.. if you EVER do that..
i will kill u myself!
ballycastle? bushmills? portrush? portstewart? ballymoney? 400 posters? my big bellend? mully's potato fetish? on your birthday?!?
happy effing birthday you big @#%$.
[quote]Maybe though the time has finally come for me to wise up and settle down with a wife, some kids, a job, a mortgage and some decent hobbies[/quote]
please god no!!!!!!
happy birthday. its another year closer to your inevitable death. hurry up!!
grizwolds ideal birthday...
Wake up 3 p.m. covered in piss. go to kitchen make some vegan slop that resembles scat diaria. Go watch national lampoons for the 1000 time. 6p.m spend 2 hours on the toilet (reasons still undiscovered). 8.30p.m. put on anal beard followed by byran adams, apparently great going out music. 9.00 p.m Venture to the nearest kiddies park ...........................................etc etc etc.
12.00 a.m make jokes that involve "what, im I you", "Theres your house" ETCTETCTCETCE. 1.00a.m. Appear at some poor wretches house pissed and destroy it. 1.10A.M. fall asleep on his floor. 6.00 A.M. DISAPPEAR back to your hovel in temple Patrick to destroy your self.
happy birthday @#%$ face.
[quote]12.00 a.m make jokes that involve "what, im I you", "Theres your house" [/quote]
thats basically all he said last night
I first heard Griswold say 'that's your tea/house/Dad'
14 years ago.
It's got funnier every year since.
That's cos the first time, it WAS your dad
In that case, Sir, I'd thank you to GET UP THEM STAIRS! :-O
Yep today, he is trading in his drumkit and mic for some slippers and a nice cup of tea.
Come celebrate his birthday [url=http://www.fastfude.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2900]here.[/url]
Happy birthday, you old git!
Happy Birthday, wretch. You can have the remote control in the dayroom, and an extra helping of porridge, as we know corn flakes hurt your gums and make you even more incontinent.
happy birthday you wretch. i hope you find a suitable skip to celebrate in.
Happy Birthday you wakling emoticon. Clearly, this requires a :smt117
there's this flickr that Roger took of Andy being NOT a wretch here:
Yes, but Andrew was being a total wretch that night. Spit in beard?
Anyway, happy birthday fruit.
its downhill all the way from here.
He's twice my age!
He spent his birthday in a skip sucking down on weevils and slugs. He wouldn't share.
happy birthday you rancid fruit.
Old and lovin' it. Fuck you all.
Notice how I didn't wish you a happy birthday.
Hitting the big 3-4 today.
I remember when he was 30.
I remember when he was dead. And by remember I mean 'wish'.
I hope you get aids for your birthday, people born in June are clearly superior.
34 is no 33.
happy birthday. Has it really been 4 years since thon Therapy! gig
Soon we'll all be dead.
Happy Birthday you mild-mannered, bingo-playing, tea drinking, park-strolling gentleman. Whoops, Crimewatch got the description wrong again.
Happy Birthday big dawg.
Nothing says happy birthday like a fastfude/myspace/bebo message.
Happy birthday loser. Hope your mum likes my HMV voucher. Riga rocks.
Everyone's favourite vegetarian sex pest is 35 today.
Cups of herbal tea and heroin all round!
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Happy Birthday you bastard.
happy birthday :smt113
have a good one!
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You smell like a monkey
Cause you hang out at the zoo. :smt113
For fuck sake is he still alive.
Happy Birthday Lars Ulrich's evil twin!
what a wretch!
What's he doing to celebrate? Playing a gig in the Faroe Islands?
Happy Birthday squire!
Happy Birthday Sir! Hope you have a good one!
Thank you all. I had a good day. I went to see Prom Night (bad!) and Superhero Movie (great!) then had a group curry at the Moghul.
The [i:fbe68a5739]kerrrazy[/i:fbe68a5739] partying then continued in a field in Naas. There really is no better way to ring in 35 than by standing in a trash-strewn field with 40,000 spides while Bon Jovi smarm through their hits a mile away. And waiting to get out of the car park for an hour and a half while farmers in jester's hats try to start fights with your brand new VW is only the icing on the cake!
Another pityful year gone.
Have a lovely day. xx
Yes, happy birthday again, doc!
See you a wee bit later!
Another year, more shame. Happy birthday wunderkind.
Didn't Griswold recently go to the north pole to build a top secret base from which he can live as an evil genius and wreak a terrible vengeance upon the rest of mankind?
Andrew Griswold is like sooooooooo 2001.
[quote:b599b7555d="Sukimonster"]Andrew Griswold is like sooooooooo 2001.[/quote:b599b7555d]
yeah but sukimonster is so late 1999...
Happy Birthday, you Dennis-the-Menace-Stripey-Jumper-Wearing Fuck.
36 is no 35.
'Still alive' is no 'I wish you were dead'.
And what better way to mark the passing of another year than to have a cup of steaming hot coffee emptied over your crotch?
Shouldn't you be frantically scratching at your coffin lid, Andrew? ETC ETC ETC ETC
From 'kescarew' to 'ImDead' in 6 sorry years...
Hes like the big brother I never wanted because I already have 2 of the c@nts